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Bvlvkvy t1_j1e9woq wrote

This study brought to you by Capitalism Death Cult™ Are you not working 16hrs a day ? Do you have enough time and money from being a slave to a dying technocrat world to listen to songs that remind you of times that weren't filled with orange man inbreds and a pandemic while inflation/recession stuff a pineapple straight unlubed up your ass ? SOUNDS LIKE DEPRESSION CIVILIAN. YOU SHOULD GET A 3rd JOB.

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666lucifer t1_j1iopc2 wrote

"Is your worker unhappy? Well you're in luck! In days of old we used to tell our workers to ignore their mental health for our profits. But times have changed and the old ways are out. Our employees are like family, and we encourage any and all unhappy family members to get the support they need through a Soma prescription. Just one little pill will get those unhappy thoughts out of their head and get them back to work with a smile on their face!"

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