DeaconSage t1_j3lpkop wrote on January 9, 2023 at 1:00 PM

My ex-wife still misses me… But her aim is getting better!

surprised-duncan t1_j3mj0qx wrote on January 9, 2023 at 4:35 PM

You see it's... It's funny because marriage is terrible.

Lopsterbliss t1_j3nr7ij wrote on January 9, 2023 at 9:04 PM

Good 'ol Gruncle Stan.

milny_gunn OP t1_j3mo2n4 wrote on January 9, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Hahaha! .. so she misses you like a cross-eyed sniper huh? When people ask me if I miss them in an attempt manipulate sentiment out of me, my replie's usually, isn't it obvious? you're still breathing aren't you? ...

cheezeebred t1_j3nuyk3 wrote on January 9, 2023 at 9:27 PM

In case you didn't know, you're responding to a corny joke from Gravity Falls, lol

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j3o34qg wrote on January 9, 2023 at 10:17 PM

It's not even from there. I made this joke when I was like 10.

"I miss you a lot. But I also hit you a lot, so it evens out."

Something like that. I wouldn't be surprised if I made that joke after hearing the joke elsewhere beforehand.

milny_gunn OP t1_j3ojtc2 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:08 AM

I I have been saying something similar for years now. But it's hard to get the right words, to paint the right picture without a bunch of explaining LOL