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Seisme1138 t1_j3bgqtg wrote
I absolutely love the mutual grooming. ❤️
Neat_Petite t1_j3bgutu wrote
Anna Paquin? That you hun?
beer_demon t1_j3bgwar wrote
While this does look like a domesticated vulture, when paragliding I did have vultures try to land on the top of the wing, and once managed it and then slid off, they are not afraid of paragliders at all.
SandiegoJack t1_j3bhtz8 wrote
This video made me uncomfortable. Heights and I are no bueno.
semistro t1_j3bi9ex wrote
I saw this somewhere already, the vulture is his own and they fly together regularly.
Trick_Designer2369 t1_j3bi9v8 wrote
Yeah it just wants to eat you and is just getting in early
Wolvesthatbyte t1_j3bj8cs wrote
They frens
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DrakeAU t1_j3bjkr8 wrote
Yeah um, I'm going to nibble this guys shoe.
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Camarao_du_mont t1_j3bkf2o wrote
Pretty sure wild vultures don't have leather straps on their feet.
elffire_ t1_j3bkj3a wrote
MrRoma t1_j3blggk wrote
GROOMING?!?!?!?!
merx3_91 t1_j3blw47 wrote
OK, WE'LL SEND YOU A MAIL WHEN SOMEONE LIKES IT
Mackem101 t1_j3blxmg wrote
Yeah, it's got a jess on its leg.
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EatThyStool t1_j3bmiq8 wrote
VULTURE IS RACIST, I DO NOT LIKE THE VIDEO
thebarkbarkwoof t1_j3bmncm wrote
In the next scene he nibbles on the wings then Free dinner.
steelcity91 t1_j3bmw9j wrote
Strange looking dog.
celo753 t1_j3bn5hd wrote
Yes that is what it is called when animals clean themselves or their fellows out
EdEnsHAzArD t1_j3bn5t7 wrote
I'm not scared of heights, I'm just scared of falling
IsDedZilla t1_j3bnats wrote
The way it pulls up reminds me of a police traffic intercept… “what seems to be the officer problem?”
bleunt t1_j3bnv59 wrote
Yeah OP is a bit silly for thinking this happened randomly. Or OP just thought lying would offer more karma.
Force3vo t1_j3bnxzz wrote
Biased_individual t1_j3bo1ob wrote
Who would do that? Going on the internet and spread lies? Jesus.
Satans-Blowhole t1_j3bo50u wrote
"Hello fellow birds.."
Baberuthless95 t1_j3boi4j wrote
It’s Reddit, grooming is a trigger word.
KavensWorld t1_j3bokmy wrote
Both start grooming eachother ❤️
Rossrox t1_j3box9p wrote
Same! I describe it as a fear of unsafe heights - if there’s something that I could do either accidentally or on purpose that could put me in serious danger, I don’t like it.
beer_demon t1_j3bp4pv wrote
What if they like Judas Priest?
EzekielKallistos t1_j3bp68b wrote
No one’s talking about the amazing man legs
drsparis t1_j3bpmya wrote
The nerve on some people...
sadahtay t1_j3bq3ia wrote
Are birds just like, flying over us all the time?
taffaq t1_j3bq6g2 wrote
Being a bird is so fucking cool
Similar_Somewhere_57 t1_j3bq7oc wrote
Gorgeous
KingDaveRa t1_j3bqizx wrote
I don't think Jesus ever did that.
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Obelix13 t1_j3brhdx wrote
Tagged!!! Now you’re It!!
Is the vulture tagged? I see something tied to its leg.
128palms t1_j3brnzt wrote
What did OP lie about?
Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3brzc3 wrote
This isn't true. While they do feed on carrion, they are as clean as any other bird. They have amazing gut bacteria that allows them to eat what they do, but they are not dirty.
nowhereiswater t1_j3bs3no wrote
Love how the rudder works.
WHISKEY_DELTA_6 t1_j3bsaks wrote
Heights and I are in fact muy malo.
Secret_Autodidact t1_j3bsjc2 wrote
I'm not scared of falling, I'm just scared of the sudden deceleration at the end.
Hellkids2 t1_j3bsyt9 wrote
The title
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hok98 t1_j3btb73 wrote
Everyone hated Jesus for telling the truth
Neat_Petite t1_j3btey1 wrote
The snark kinda backfired on you here, didn’t it dear?
FajenThygia t1_j3btw75 wrote
Until Gandhi nuked Him.
violentpac t1_j3btzqz wrote
¿Dónde está?
jaceinthebox t1_j3bu1js wrote
Working smarter not harder
windowhihi t1_j3bu347 wrote
The funny thing is that the video would be as awesome if he told the truth. But he had to lie somehow.
jsha11 t1_j3buhu3 wrote
So gravity isn’t the force to be feared, but electromagnetism is
Yamilon t1_j3bumjb wrote
You would know, right?
[deleted] t1_j3buqf2 wrote
Would be so much better without the musical ‘accompaniment’ - why not just use the actual sound?
PraiseBobSlackOff t1_j3buu8b wrote
That’s a nice looking vulture. I saw a turkey vulture up close and it’s face looked like it stuck it n a fire. Looked all bloody and burn-victimed. I looked it up and they’re all that ugly.
theghostofgotti t1_j3buux8 wrote
Sure, he was "resting his wings" on something that could have been a predator and might have wanted to kill it. Wild animals do this kind of thing all the time.
Jesus.
schruted_it_ t1_j3buwcw wrote
I’ve done this and skydiving once! The funny most disquieting thing in skydiving was having your legs just dangling! It doesn’t feel right!
BlackSpidy t1_j3buxip wrote
¿Donde está la biblioteca?
Fez_and_no_Pants t1_j3bv0yl wrote
You ain't wrong.
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Teantis t1_j3bvar2 wrote
They don't have feathers on their heads so their heads stay cleaner when eating.
tumescent_cedar t1_j3bveda wrote
What part of the title specifically is a lie?
PraiseBobSlackOff t1_j3bvmpp wrote
I think I knew that. The turkey vulture has a red head. Looks weird. Huge wing span. They would hang around the lake with the jogging path looking for carrion. Majestic flight.
kommanditbolag t1_j3bvmyr wrote
ohoo... Good
kommanditbolag t1_j3bvpy0 wrote
I don't understand what OP is doing in the comments. They're all weird.
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Neat_Petite t1_j3bvuca wrote
From the looks of their post history they’re just a farming account. But I’ve not usually seen bot accounts be so…. odd.
or_so_they_said t1_j3bvue1 wrote
Is that a threat?
Teantis t1_j3bvz46 wrote
Yeah think quite a few birds have red skin under their feathers. Quite a few actual turkeys do and chickens
Lancaster1983 t1_j3bvz61 wrote
Fucking nom nom nom!
shlam16 t1_j3bw6gt wrote
The actual sound would be a nightmare of wind. Just a silent gif is all that was needed.
mccarthybergeron t1_j3bw9ow wrote
"Mom?"
Malari_Zahn t1_j3bwdy4 wrote
I'm gonna guess it's a bot that's still working through its response algorithm (6 year old account, once post 6 years ago and a bunch of rando posts over the past two days).
Industrialpainter89 t1_j3bwfse wrote
Definitely the latter, this was posted and debonked just a day or two ago.
wahnsin t1_j3bwgp8 wrote
it's a bot, duh?
Respectable_Answer t1_j3bwnb7 wrote
Doesn't technically say it was random.
poonnaga t1_j3bwo57 wrote
Nothing more free than a bird. Just watching the world unfold from above. I’d sacrifice my marble bag for the ability to fly. My nut set. My kibbles and bits.
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx2eo wrote
Sometimes it can get close, just watch the wedge tail eagle vs drone videos on YouTube https://youtu.be/Hr-xBtVU4lg
Atticus_152 t1_j3bx42z wrote
Well that's... Some version of a Disney princess.
evilocto t1_j3bx5ny wrote
OP's account is Karma farming just look how many posts he's made in the past couple of days.
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx5rv wrote
Wait found a more realistic outcome https://youtu.be/jKnXDroqcE0
Butyouplayinn t1_j3bx94u wrote
Those micro adjustments on the tail feathers are cool to watch.
funky555 t1_j3bxa9d wrote
my dumbass: "What if he falls 😰"
scaffnet t1_j3bxk2y wrote
Foreshadowing 😂
PokerJunkieKK t1_j3bxkah wrote
What you wanna do?
FragrantExcitement t1_j3bxkea wrote
Should one be concerned if a vulture lands and starts picking at you?
OhMyGoth1 t1_j3bxmo9 wrote
Good thing it's not actually a wild vulture. They have very sharp beaks and can be pretty bitey
Rondaru t1_j3by2ii wrote
Well, he told everyone that three kings came to his birthday in a stable to bring him gifts (and then just went and left him there)
taleofbenji t1_j3byenm wrote
I refuse to believe that someone would lie on Reddit.
LafondaCrawford t1_j3byko7 wrote
Repost. Knowing that the guy and the vulture have a relationship helps but it makes me so frustrated when he pets it.
The_Cysko_Kid t1_j3byoyp wrote
This guy's feet must smell like death
Fanceyreddit t1_j3byq02 wrote
Pharisees Hate Him!
Man tells God's honest truth in tell all book.
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LEGITIMATE_SOURCE t1_j3bzjm6 wrote
Your karma whoring is real backward. Go back to deleting all your posts bot
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NhylX t1_j3bzrn1 wrote
He didn't really lie. A decision was made. The vulture could have flipped the bird and peaced out.
Chris_Jartha t1_j3bzvcq wrote
I was going to say… I’d hope so. I’d never touch a wild vulture, even if I could. The amount of parasites and bacteria they collect is ridiculous lol
Trismesjistus t1_j3c0asf wrote
> they are as clean as any other bird
That's not a very high bar to clear though. Birds are pretty dirty animals
CharlieHush t1_j3c0pz1 wrote
But Jesus did invent the sandwich.
FerretChrist t1_j3c0xpe wrote
ohoo.. Maybe
Secret_Autodidact t1_j3c5idp wrote
Gravity gets a bad rap, it's making you accelerate just the same on the ground as it is when you're falling through the air. It's the damn ground that's the problem, without it we'd be weightless!
BudwinTheCat t1_j3c5qa1 wrote
Ya. That's how they keep an eye on all of us.
Jaijoles t1_j3c7l2c wrote
It’s apparently domesticated, and the guy goes on flights with his pet vulture.
ScumEater t1_j3c9ix4 wrote
His little tail rudder is the coolest thing
ScumEater t1_j3c9pnf wrote
A post with no follow up comment from op always strikes me as karma farming. Then again I don't make posts.
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Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3cmzmn wrote
Right, no wild animals are "clean" but vultures aren't abnormally dirty.
minedigger t1_j3czegg wrote
That vulture knows it’s one mistake away from a free ride and a great meal.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j3d2j87 wrote
Jesus wouldn't do that.
brucebrowde t1_j3d4oh4 wrote
Do you think wild vultures would be so unafraid to allow to be petted though?
brucebrowde t1_j3d4qew wrote
But birds don't exist...
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AfellowchuckerEhh t1_j3d6bt8 wrote
Looks so freeing to just casually be gliding through the air like this. Unless there's a bigger bird trying to eat you. Always wondered if birds have a fear/anxiety of heights since it still could kill them if they injure a wing or what not. Or if just chilling on the ledge of a skyscraper is just w/e to them because they can just fly if they slip.
warrant2k t1_j3d6cuy wrote
Karma hunters, ASSEEMMBBLLE!
mondomaniatrics t1_j3d6yv0 wrote
omg... I just realized... gifs don't have copyright strikes like on Youtube!
OrionJohnson t1_j3d7og4 wrote
Or their wings clipped so they can’t fly on their own, only glide
beer_demon t1_j3d9c3u wrote
Why would you ask me that question?
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SequesterMe t1_j3dchn4 wrote
Best comment of the day.
jawshoeaw t1_j3dfny7 wrote
You clearly don’t know Clarence my pet vulture. Wild is his middle name!
jawshoeaw t1_j3dg2oo wrote
Somewhere lol
jawshoeaw t1_j3dgadj wrote
What about talons
Omephla t1_j3dgtfo wrote
Sadly that joke's run a fowl to some here.
colbsk1 t1_j3dhd9t wrote
That's awesome
Goldblood4 t1_j3dj1n6 wrote
Shut up!
OhMyGoth1 t1_j3djfb5 wrote
Not actually as dangerous. They're sharp enough but vultures have relatively weak feet (at least compared to raptors, which is part of the reason they aren't classified with them anymore). No need to grip and kill your prey with talons when it's already dead
aadoqee t1_j3dkauj wrote
@uru_fly on IG
Omnizoom t1_j3dkelk wrote
I heard his mom did though religiously
Potietang t1_j3dl9s7 wrote
And now he’s got Lyme disease from petting it. /s
not_creative1 t1_j3dlhwj wrote
Ants probably think the same about us. And they aren’t wrong
dudewiththebling t1_j3dlo6w wrote
This is cool af
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Richard7666 t1_j3dm983 wrote
Well, he's now got 1 karma less. Downdooted 'em
Soft-Title-7998 t1_j3dmc56 wrote
Sounds like something a bird would say.
32mafiaman t1_j3dn10w wrote
Parahawking
durntaur t1_j3dob7a wrote
Some noms on the shoe.
FortuneDW t1_j3dpf5w wrote
Hey, are u ded yet ?
Ragnarok91 t1_j3dt5w1 wrote
Massively underrated comment. Cracked me up.
therealcarboardbox t1_j3dtmmw wrote
Spirit animal
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Larry_Phischman t1_j3dwkny wrote
Spawn camping.
wad11656 t1_j3dxlgb wrote
They literally just said it looks domesticated.
wad11656 t1_j3dxpnl wrote
Underrated
wad11656 t1_j3dxvxb wrote
googles word heh. Funny
Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_j3dyy6n wrote
It's still a vulture
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Yes…true.
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JizzyMcCornflakes t1_j3dzkn3 wrote
What a wild thing to experience.
Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_j3e0sxm wrote
That is a species of vulture. Not all of them have a bald head and neck. Some, like this one, just have a bald face. You can see it when it's nibbling his right shoe. Hawks and falcons also have generally short and very curved beaks, while this one has a longer and flatter beak
hauj0bb t1_j3e1yk5 wrote
Mesmerizing!
L0V1 t1_j3e3g2y wrote
Fucking shithawks coming
cnthelogos t1_j3e5bgf wrote
Yes, if I had a pet vulture and clipped its wings, I would definitely take it paragliding with me. /s
Christ Redditors are so eager to see animal abuse. I legitimately believe it's an illness.
Camarao_du_mont t1_j3ec9pr wrote
That's not even how clipped wings work.
It's very noticeable when done, and it's only done to one of the wings. You can clip almost all flight feathers an the bird will still fly.
The goal is to have asymmetric wings so they cannot gain height but can still glide down to safely.
And you don't clip wings, you clip feathers.
Camarao_du_mont t1_j3eeieo wrote
And was confirming it since wild birds don't have jesses
CaveManta t1_j3efhsx wrote
"Sorry. There's gum on your shoe."
Danitoba t1_j3efumr wrote
Case & point.
Soy_una_biblioteca t1_j3eg1az wrote
“Uhh lemme just get a little nibble on that shoe right there “
Sentence-Terrible t1_j3ekoeu wrote
Case in point
plomerosKTBFFH t1_j3epn6b wrote
"I'm so hungry, where's the nearest carcass? Oh look a paraglider! Man it would suck if you had an accident and died."
wilby321 t1_j3epu3m wrote
Vulture trying to find out what that smell is in his shoe
butterbleek t1_j3eqo07 wrote
Love this Song!
sentolover t1_j3eqw9v wrote
Could have done without the music.
SubtleRedditIcon t1_j3er6of wrote
Wait do birds like to be petted? And is it petted or pet? Regardless, do all animals that aren’t pets like to be pet? Or petted?
willow0918a t1_j3eu8q2 wrote
I think the song fits perfectly.
Slippergypsy t1_j3eui23 wrote
This is like the guy that flies with a flock of geese or duck, very majestic
account_not_valid t1_j3eumea wrote
He said I'd inherit the earth, and that hasn't happened yet, even though I'm the meekest of all the meek. I oughta punch that filthy hippy in the face.
Colonel_Zander t1_j3ev3jv wrote
Flew over your head, did it?
pizzahutbuffet t1_j3ev7ua wrote
Here we are again, I really liked the thought of the vulture somehow deciding to just do this, I just thought it was cool, everything on the internet is fake. Yeah I’m silly, whatever, life’s more fun when you entertain silly possibilities like this
pizzahutbuffet t1_j3evjm3 wrote
That’s badass I like this comment a lot more than the nerds ruining my random animal encounter immersion
Laura3109 t1_j3evk2e wrote
Yeah, I might take that as a really bad omen.
Financial-Mood5816 t1_j3ewku4 wrote
Yea, you can see the leather strip on his leg
tideswithme t1_j3ezon9 wrote
Man miss this song. Reminds me of the movie in Power Rangers. RIP Green/White Ranger you will be missed 😢
Splatter_bomb t1_j3f5w4s wrote
Government got rid of all the birds in the 70’s. What you’re seeing is a sophisticated piece of spying equipment.
AcousticDan t1_j3f729v wrote
evillman t1_j3f85zp wrote
Hey, look! It's Larry!
ipaxton t1_j3fhdrm wrote
Slow ride, take it easy
Dartser t1_j3fkkc0 wrote
Also, a vulture wouldn't let you touch it.
[deleted] t1_j3flgon wrote
Fair enough…I’m just more than a bit over the apparent ‘necessity’ to add music/songs to clips that almost always don’t need it. Think it’s the TikTok generation and their apparent super short attention span and intolerance/fear of silence! Maybe I’m just old…😂
black_brotha t1_j3fox01 wrote
They were just making sure their future food is well prepared and taken care off. Keep gliding
TrappedOnARock t1_j3fqkqf wrote
"Stop petting me and help me find my next meal, damn it"
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yelahneb t1_j3g3tac wrote
Not Today, Jesus
ClubbinGuido t1_j3g62sk wrote
Based vulture.
niceandcold t1_j3gsq0k wrote
Eww don’t touch it
hills21 t1_j3gtqf1 wrote
OP is a bot.
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Normynoshoes t1_j3bg56m wrote
Wow I want to fly now.