Upper-Job5130 t1_j2n0w9a wrote on January 2, 2023 at 3:26 PM

Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get the farthest away from any body of water that I possibly can.

TheyCallMeMrMaybe t1_j2ny5if wrote on January 2, 2023 at 7:07 PM

I can tell you're not in Florida.

leraspberrie t1_j2pye58 wrote on January 3, 2023 at 3:07 AM

North Dakota, fucker is still too close.

fricafrac t1_j2pd7i5 wrote on January 3, 2023 at 12:43 AM

Maybe, deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the KT extinction, physically unchanged for one hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force if 20,000 Newtons and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.

Either_Vacation6975 t1_j2pdtaf wrote on January 3, 2023 at 12:48 AM

>Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit.

Brain aneurysms are scary too. They can happen at any time.

Lucky_Dragonfruit881 t1_j2pi8x1 wrote on January 3, 2023 at 1:19 AM

They're a silent killer