Deathbatking t1_j2i9ehb wrote
I'm just curious, why "lighthouse"?
Throw-AwayCondom t1_j2iofmr wrote
He must be fond of me lobster
punbasedname t1_j2j30o5 wrote
He’s just trying to figure out why ya spilled yer beans.
GamerRipjaw t1_j2j6r4s wrote
I ain't
h2ogie t1_j2jlg8o wrote
Damn ye!
Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
AlarmingAffect0 t1_j2jxrt1 wrote
Fine, have it your way. I like your cooking.
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SynisterJeff t1_j2ke1dw wrote
I have this lobster on my belly because MmmmMmm.. lobster.
_GabrielLogan t1_j2j9kug wrote
Perhaps the artist was inside a lighthouse when they created this, but we may never know for sure.
Duckboy_Flaccidpus t1_j2ifezq wrote
Because "pickle-packle" was already a crypto coin name and therefore taken.
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