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MetalGear-Rex t1_iylj0nb wrote
You mess with the flippy flappy you get the slippy stabby.
JamesUpton87 t1_iymknef wrote
Let me casually fuck with the one animal that bested Steve Irwin.
DownwardSpirals t1_iytbkef wrote
He died like he lived - with animals in his heart.
JamesUpton87 t1_iyty0j5 wrote
I want to punch you, but can't help but respect that dank comment. So take my upvote and gtfo
fixed_your_caption t1_iz37594 wrote
r/idiotsonpiers
Trextrev t1_iymkvv9 wrote
This isn’t what bested Steve, he was bested by a different species that gets much bigger and has a barb the size of a short sword.
JamesUpton87 t1_iymmcuk wrote
I was generally speaking of sting rays.
Rustam-Butt t1_iym46w1 wrote
Mfer dropped like wet pancake
twnsth t1_iylswh5 wrote
How to murder yourself in an agonizing and painful way
thasnazgul t1_iymk450 wrote
"The burned hand teaches best".
Arthes_M t1_iyntjl0 wrote
They don’t call them cuddlerays
christuz t1_iylfbov wrote
Sticking the puth in Hathaway
MeccGo t1_iylvjcu wrote
Is he alive?
Nick_Carlson_Press t1_iym1ce3 wrote
He'll live. Stingray venom is extremely painful but it's nonlethal unless it punctures vital organs directly or the victim undergoes shock or some other reaction, which is quite rare
MeccGo t1_iym1lxh wrote
Good to hear he was ok I guess we all remember that one popular person who died off a stingray, so I wasn't sure..
Nick_Carlson_Press t1_iym67ii wrote
That one popular person (PBUH) ultimately died not from the venom but from blood loss and shock. The barb hit him right in an artery iirc. He basically got stabbed with a knife. Some of the biggest stingrays can have barbs up to ten inches or more
ShankThatSnitch t1_iymww5t wrote
From what I remember, it was a stab directly to the heart.
clockworksnorange t1_iyn5j84 wrote
It's not the size of the barb but the motion in the ocean my guy.
Nick_Carlson_Press t1_iyn5n2a wrote
Silly me, how could I have forgotten
TheGreyPearlDahlia t1_iymdf42 wrote
That one "popular person" was Steve Irwin.
MeccGo t1_iymlf0l wrote
Yeah, I just didn't remember at the time I was writing the first comment
gonzo650 t1_iynir7f wrote
RIP Steve Irwin
Uollie t1_iylwlhc wrote
I know very little about stingrays... What is the deal with the tail splitting directions when it pierced the dudes hand? Do they have like soft skin the stinger is sheathed by?
Nick_Carlson_Press t1_iym16pf wrote
The "split" you see is the actual barb entering his skin. Stingray barbs protrude from the tail and are exposed at all times
THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE t1_iymc70q wrote
Heeeya!
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Zerowantuthri t1_iyu6qvg wrote
Guy collapses in pain screaming, his mate keeps filming.
What is wrong with people?
uwynn34 t1_iz2e3j8 wrote
I hope he made it to the hospital
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jerk_hobo t1_iyojtcj wrote
Is that Steve?
Fartsonbabies t1_iylu2ui wrote
Steve?
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Nuclear1975 t1_iylho22 wrote
You mess with the wet flippy flappy you get shanked bitch