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IndianaGeoff t1_iur98et wrote
It's not every day that you discover the source of all water. He will be famous if only he can escape from this alien's trap.
100LittleButterflies t1_iurc0tl wrote
And my cat.
poptartjake t1_iurersb wrote
Drip > running tap. Loved my chameleons to death, and they loved their shower time. <3
coyote-1 t1_iurgbtc wrote
So many creatures love a running or dripping tap! I had a cat dish that recycled water in a small ‘faucet’ type thing…. and the cats lined up at the sink instead, waiting for it to drip.
They know the difference. My current cats have a dripping faucet of their very own.
TheClayroo t1_iurgv3a wrote
Ya my roommate had a chameleon. They will always try to climb higher. If you keep putting a hand above the other it'll just keep climbing.
phred_666 t1_iurl7es wrote
Yep. Basic instinct to climb. To him, the stream looks just like another branch to climb. Probably going “WTF? Why can’t I grab this branch?”.
Fuzakenaideyo t1_iurqn5n wrote
Is this what became of the once mighty rhinoceros?
dandaman1983 t1_iurx4he wrote
lol that was my first thought, he's not the smartest fellow, wants to climb
Catlel t1_ius1qek wrote
I wouldn’t recommend a chameleon as a beginner reptile or for a 5 year old. They have particular sometimes complicated needs like proper ventilation, specific humidity parameters, large enough cage, heat source, UV light, misting device, gut loaded insects, etc. Handling can also stress them out, which may be hard for a 5 year old to just “look and not touch” his chameleon. There is a lot of research you need to do before owning one. A lot. To give it the care it deserves. You would have to be the primary caretaker of the chameleon because 5 year olds aren’t old enough to do the research and understand what they require. I recommend googling and reading over several care sheets because each one will say something a little different but you’ll get the gist of what is best if you read several, watch several YouTube videos on how to care for them, and hop on a forum or chameleon/reptile subreddit for further reading.
furiousfran t1_iusasf5 wrote
"The fuck's wrong with this weird-ass clear branch??"
4tehlulzez t1_iuse9a6 wrote
OP didn't claim chameleon is fascinated, just that it can't enough of it.
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Filthydewa t1_iusgqoy wrote
What kind of fucking wizardary is this shit?
ihaveathingforyou t1_iushj64 wrote
Please don’t get him one. They are really hard to take care of and aren’t very excited to be held. The reason why this one is so fascinated with the water is because they can only see running water. They require a constant drip in their cage in order to drink. They also require live food to eat.
I recommend getting a Leopard Gecko. They are friendly to hold and very slow, also very easy to feed.
Regardless of your choice, please remember you need to keep your animal warm. It’s vital to their health & will stop eating if they’re cold.
millerjpm3 t1_iushx6h wrote
His little eyes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
HeavenIsABetterPlace t1_iusih6c wrote
Be careful with radiation, might turn into a Deathclaw!
Chronicmatt t1_iusjebv wrote
👍
JoshCanJump t1_iuspzm1 wrote
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FrizzIeFry t1_iusrtv7 wrote
This is one of the posts ever
Cassalien t1_iust6lt wrote
Nutsnboldt t1_iustf1n wrote
I was really hoping it would turn clear.
TheW0lvDoctr t1_iuswh5j wrote
The stream looks too consistent. I know chameleon's and I believe some other lizards have a problem with standing water and need to have running water (usually in the form of circulating waterfall bowls). He probably doesn't see it as water but as a branch or just a column
hiimred2 t1_iut54fv wrote
Literally cannot get enough of it. Damn water just keeps slipping through his grip, he’s got nothing but a wet hand!!!
strawhat068 t1_iutdzuj wrote
"Today the food God brought me to the source of neverending water" - chameleon probably
nightstalker30 t1_iutj7vn wrote
What chameleon?
APoopAndAPee t1_iutnmta wrote
The water drip is needed for the most part. But you can train them to use a water dish.
WalkingCloud t1_iutojgi wrote
He accidentally the whole tap
not_towelie t1_iutpetw wrote
So laminar
nwash57 t1_iutt9cs wrote
The sound of running water also triggers many birds "i need a bath" response. Even if they don't want to be in the sink, the sound of the sink makes mine search for the nearest dish of water to bathe in.
SaintPoost t1_iutteu1 wrote
Lizard doesn't
wigglytufff t1_iutu8jf wrote
this is how i feel trying to pet my dog when he’s being a brat and wants treats and just keeps scuttling away
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carcigenicate t1_iutxz5g wrote
This is common for lizards in general in my experience. Uros I've had will always try to climb onto you if they're running around the floor, and will try to jump onto your head if you put them close enough (which ends with their ass right on your face).
Lil_Puddin t1_iuu69mj wrote
Chameleons have 2 eyes that can move independent of each other. Oddly enough, they only have 1 brain cell. Collectively. Between them all. They're truly a mystical miracle of nature.
mymeatpuppets t1_iuuhy7t wrote
Laminar flow is fuckin' this boi up
o_-o_-o_- t1_iuurky7 wrote
This op has said something about not speaking English as a native language - they post in a handful of specific enough subs that I'd say it's just non-native English
perpterds t1_iuv1iwm wrote
Found the fallout player lol
Wizchine t1_iuv7t2z wrote
Yep, and when he gets close to reaching the faucet, the person holding him lowers him so he can't reach it.
Digi2Insomnia t1_iuv82o0 wrote
Where’s the Chameleon?
piju13 t1_iuvqthg wrote
Reptile can’t
jcraig87 t1_iuvwy92 wrote
That's fair, but there are a lot of them lately, I was more so speaking to the whole then the one, though this one instance made me think of it.
Prasham_4536 t1_iuvxv6x wrote
Beautiful and creepy at the same time😅
5x99 t1_iuvy1pn wrote
This. I got frustrated just from seeing this
saidinmilamber t1_iuvz9dq wrote
I love him
o_-o_-o_- t1_iuwl11i wrote
Ah I see. In that case I'd say it's probably a combination of bots, non native English speakers (I'd have to look it up, but I read an article about it and I believe native English speakers are now outnumbered by non-native English speakers), auto correct, etc. There has definitely been an increase in bots, though they'll often reuse titles, so they dont always have grammar and spelling mistakes
bloodfist t1_iv2bm4f wrote
There's a similar thing with mice and rats where if you just keep putting one hand flat in front of the other, they'll run to the next hand and you can make a little hand-over-hand treadmill for them. It's a fun little game and keeps them from jumping down or climbing all over you.
I've occasionally had it work with lizards. Especially fast little guys like anoles and fence lizards.
Roofong t1_ivb1117 wrote
> just that it can't enough of it.
You're being disingenuous. "Can't get enough of" implies thorough enjoyment or preoccupation and desire for more of something. OP anthropomorphized the creature to a silly degree and you feel compelled to run dishonest cover for some odd reason.
RedRedditor84 t1_iur6rnt wrote
About as fascinated with water as my 7 month old daughter.