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Marc123123 t1_iu0flcb wrote
That's your enemy skull. Let them fuck with hippos.
GarretTheGrey t1_iu1y817 wrote
I'd go to a mechanic if he had one of these guys helping press my bushings and ball joints.
Use_The_Sauce t1_iu3qqbx wrote
I once stuck my ball joint into the mouth of .. wait .. sorry .. off topic. Never mind.
AdditionalTheory t1_iu0fxwg wrote
Is just me or is this just terrifying?
Alabussy OP t1_iu0gsr7 wrote
Hippos are monsters, dude.
They kill more people in a year than sharks, bears, tigers, and vending machines combined. They can lie in wait – motionless – for hours on end... then launch themselves forward with speed and agility that their massive forms would seem to make impossible. They're also stone-cold murderers with tempers as short as Elon Musk's... well, they're short, that's what I'm saying.
The lion might be "king of the jungle," but the hippopatomus is emperor of Africa.
Fishinabowl11 t1_iu1fw5r wrote
Tell me more about these killer vending machines.
GarretTheGrey t1_iu1ym4s wrote
When your drink gets stuck, you shake the machine to loosen it, therefore fucking around. More people have been finding out than with sharks for the last two decades or so.
ShakyFtSlasher t1_iu1pciq wrote
A lot of people die from vending machines tipping over on them.
Use_The_Sauce t1_iu3qsk0 wrote
Good news for the vending machine is it had a human break it’s fall.
KittensMeow666 t1_iu224a3 wrote
*SLAPS HIPPO * you see this baby right here, eats away you're enemy's skulls like a ninja blender. It pays for it self.
AdditionalTheory t1_iu0gy31 wrote
Not to mention incredibly aggressive and territorial
TracyMorganFreeman t1_iu0mz9e wrote
Lions aren't even kings of the jungle. Tigers are more likely.
BisquickNinja t1_iu1j6ho wrote
Although some hippos have tried to challenge elephants and it didn't work out so well.
ReidWitt1 t1_iu0xhg1 wrote
No tyrant is a more accurate title for the hippos
GarretTheGrey t1_iu1z6xx wrote
Their derpy eyes fool you into thinking the super nom ain't coming
Bierbart12 t1_iu0gsk8 wrote
It's kinda cute to me. Just like every other killing machine that can rip us apart
pfc_bgd t1_iu34mhs wrote
The little one in the back is definitely cute
Dimplestrabe t1_iu3it7y wrote
Imagine star jumping naked into that water and onto the head of the baby, then trying to steal it.
All while screaming profanity at the mother.
That would be a novel suicide.
SoupahCereal t1_iu0fyy4 wrote
The little baby floating in the background 😭
Dangerpaladin t1_iu10lv9 wrote
That's Fiona and she is a national treasure and the queen of Cincinnati.
asstro_not t1_iu2nvhd wrote
It’s Fritz, her little brother. Fiona is big now. Not sure if it’s Fiona in this video though, the post on Instagram doesn’t say.
SoupahCereal t1_iu10zzh wrote
Baby hippos, rhinos, and elephants are the most adorable things in existence
Reelplayer t1_iu0ks50 wrote
MF needs braces
Alabussy OP t1_iu0a4ih wrote
If you haven't had your fill of hippos eating pumpkins, here's a longer clip (with audio).
jtown5000 t1_iuiqnwd wrote
CRONCH
woodstock444 t1_iu0l6uk wrote
Fiona and her little brother Fritz!
CreamyBagelTime t1_iu0h3dw wrote
This is your brain on hippos.
Tszemix t1_iu0odrx wrote
Don't do hippos
Only4DNDandCigars t1_iu0edih wrote
I went to a zoo where I could feed hippos and the degree to which they could extend their jaw amazed me. Is he being sheepish with that pumpkin or is that more the norm?
tehDustyWizard t1_iu0q1m4 wrote
They're probably being slow and careful around their handler. If they are fast and aggressive they probably don't get hand fed lol, but idk I'm not a hippo expert by any means
curtmandu t1_iu0f0ew wrote
Big monch
kathaireverywhere t1_iu4jrn7 wrote
Where's the spice, binch?
TurkeyDinner547 t1_iu0ady4 wrote
That's one way to "squash" a pumpkin
DemonicDevice t1_iu0c21v wrote
You know who wishes he could have a taste of that delicious snack? Harambe. RIP
Channel5exclusive t1_iu0jnrf wrote
"... And that's why we don't mess with the hippos." - Papa Elephant
FCAsheville t1_iu0nnkd wrote
Worst game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ever!
Itchy_Specialist_860 t1_iu0oy48 wrote
Is that Fiona ???
Jonny_Oilyrag t1_iu1gq52 wrote
I wonder what a hippo tastes like? I’d give hippo ribs a try.
golem64 t1_iu1l2tm wrote
She's crushing it.
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famousevan t1_iu1szdh wrote
r/cromch
PineconeToucher t1_iu24vu6 wrote
Lol when he chomped it and most of the pumpkin fell out of his mouth except the stem part. Yum
WorldLieut8 t1_iu26vq4 wrote
We’ve got horror movies about lions, boars, sharks, spiders, and even ticks.
How have we not made one about these things yet?
speakins t1_iu2ep25 wrote
Me, all fall long baby!
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Blazerboy420 t1_iu2vg63 wrote
Alabussy strikes again
mufcordie t1_iu3zyzu wrote
Do you think he liked it
EliseGraspMid t1_iu63qik wrote
Hippo: i sustain on the blood of my ennemies.
Also hippo: that will do fine.
WarChildMKIV t1_iu894p2 wrote
(Trash compactor sounds)
Zkenny13 t1_iu0bq2c wrote
That's your skull. Don't fuck with hippos