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Mypigfounditself t1_jd904lo wrote

Reply to comment by onairmastering in This automatic mouthwash dispenser at a ramen restaurant by UncommonGuava

This guy doesn't date^^^^

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tiny_rick__ t1_jd90uo0 wrote

Who needs a girl when you have ramen

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Wendiesel808 t1_jd9bkxu wrote

Different strokes for different folks, some folks don’t get strokes.

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onairmastering t1_jdaqwon wrote

Plenty papa, plenty. Best thing is to take peeps to a good Ramen place.

If your mouth tastes like mint (assuming anyone wants to kiss you in the first place), and your dick smells like Koalas's vomit... you gonna blame it on the Ramen?

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Mypigfounditself t1_jdaynyn wrote

Lol all I'm saying is that it's probably a good idea to swish your mouth with mouthwash, after eating Ramen, if you're going to be kissing a date. Good Ramen probably has onions, garlic, spice, fish sauce, mushrooms, eggs, etc. Come on, man!

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onairmastering t1_jdb9v89 wrote

Nope! If I smell ramen on a woman or man, COME ON BABY LET'S GET DIRTY!!!!

If they smell like mouthwash it's suspicious, like they paid too much attention to what the commercials say or their mother. No good.

Sexiest thing. "Hey love, I just had ramen for lunch but I like you and want to stick my tongue in your privates" HELL YEAH!!!! SUCK ME BABY!!!!!

"Hey, my mouth smells like a baby's ass after a shower" HELL NO. I want a lover who gets dirty, not a fucking washing machine.

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