Submitted by IJUSTATEPOOP t3_zxy9bl in gaming
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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j233wqa wrote
I love being able to basically just waltz onto an airplane with minimal security checkpoints and fly across the country, I sure hope someone doesn't fly a plane into the twin towers and ruin it for us
Hour_Mango5904 t1_j24amga wrote
I’m a time traveler from the future you knew too much
GiraffeGuru993 t1_j2589zf wrote
shoots I’m a time traveler from the further future. Tell everyone you want, bush wont do anything. Also it’ll give us a bunch of funny jokes
bastardoperator t1_j25dffx wrote
Before 9/11 I boarded a plane at 19 with two huge bags of weed that I could smell the entire time. I was also 6 when nintendo hit, my infatuation with video games has never stopped.
Camera_dude t1_j27ahus wrote
When I was a kid, I packed my NES to take with me on a vacation… including the “Duck Hunt” light gun. My bag got scanned by the airport security, and the officer opened my bag, took a look at my light gun, snorted and put it back.
Today, that would have gotten me an express ride to Guantánamo Bay.
Specific_Buy t1_j27kn61 wrote
Im gonna invest in google and apple soon
wynaut69 t1_j25u5oh wrote
This cocaine is also quite nice
brian11e3 t1_j22yo99 wrote
Street lights are on. Looks like we have to go inside and play Nintendo.
MetalProfessor666 t1_j23g9uh wrote
Exactly what happened,playing Castlevania during night time 💥
Klayman55 t1_j247j17 wrote
Japanese curfew reference?
brian11e3 t1_j250sg8 wrote
Those of us Xennials, born in the Nineteen Hundreds, tended to have a curfew that started when the street lights came on. We still played outside as much as we played videogames.
MyThatsNotMineAcct t1_j254cg0 wrote
Wow.. We that old..
Crimsonclaw111 t1_j22yrgv wrote
Well it's no Atari but it looks alright
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22z4b8 wrote
This is so much better than Atari it's not even funny. Mark's dad has the Atari 800 computer that costed him like $1000 and Mark and I snuck into his office while he was gone to play on it. This was three years ago, so Mark and I had only ever played our 2600s, but the graphics on the 800 were so much better. This is a whole different ballgame even compared to that.
Jethris t1_j24jm2p wrote
The 2600s were fun, but couldn't hold a candle to the NESl
m1ygrndn t1_j235taw wrote
Did you guys know you can get infinite lives in Mario by hitting the turtle 🐢 in just the right spot as it’s coming down the steps in 4-1
Meatball2986 t1_j22zyvg wrote
Guys its 1985 and the NES just came out this is crazy
kerred t1_j23q34h wrote
A shame no one wants it. (Nintendo had trouble at launch due to the recent crash. They did lots of tactics to convince retailers its a toy and not a video game. See R.O.B. as an example)
TeeBeeArr t1_j243c8k wrote
The issue was convincing retail stores to actually purchase and stock units, people were plenty into it once it actually hit the market.
ghostofdemonratspast t1_j27pxpy wrote
Not true at all as soon as kids got mario it was over for the crash.
kerred t1_j288o37 wrote
Retailers were hesitant at first according to the Gaming Historian's documentary.
ghostofdemonratspast t1_j29bks2 wrote
Sort of.
Other-Style1958 t1_j25spk2 wrote
I'm so glad nobody knows what this is yet. I should try to buy one for $149.99 while supplies surely lasted.
Cmdrdredd t1_j22ym37 wrote
Anyone got the hunting game with the gun yet?
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22yq06 wrote
My copy of the plumber game came with that too, but it was kind of boring to me.
OneYungGun t1_j24nxej wrote
I just have Sesame Street. The fire truck mini game is alright
Edit: upon further review that game came out in 1989 dang
ShutUPPlzzzzz t1_j23glyl wrote
It's the first game I ever played
AtomicMelbourne t1_j23mubp wrote
First game I played is when the plumber got a raccoon tail for some reason.
HiveTyrant81 t1_j23vkjj wrote
That was much later! 89 or 90! Mario had no tails in the original game!
shotwideopen t1_j2318yw wrote
How the fuck am I supposed to fit all my code and graphics on 40kb?
selltheworld t1_j235u0y wrote
This generation of grafic is insane. I feel like I AM MARIO! How is this possible. 100%
Dumb_Vampire_Girl t1_j22ytym wrote
My dad won't buy me it because he heard about image burn in on the news ):
pirateclub t1_j22xk5x wrote
Did you guys hear that Mark got the set with, like, the robot?! His parents give him so many presents for Christmas, it’s insane.
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22xxgf wrote
I just got that Super Mario Bros. game with mine but he got Mario as well as this game called Excitebike and a few others. I thought Excitebike was cool, I'm gonna go get it with the money from my shitty McDonald's job tomorrow.
G0ldenEye5 t1_j22yxvz wrote
Okay lemme just wait 15 years to be born then
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22za7h wrote
2000, isn't that when everything will shut down and we'll have to start over from scratch technologically? Oh well, that gives me fifteen years to play all these new video games coming out!
sfSpilman t1_j231wxx wrote
I got one for Christmas and my parents bought me Double Dribble. It’ll be a classic for sure!
Jethris t1_j24joxk wrote
Except for the spot right across the half court line that you could shoot from and NEVER miss.
ExperienceSome2882 t1_j23gpwg wrote
Just got this Nintendo thing and I can’t even play it because dad’s always using the TV. I only have Clu Clu Land rented for the weekend.
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theamazefulperson t1_j22wdke wrote
woah
AmidshipLift t1_j22x0cn wrote
-snort-
I prefer the intellectually superior Famicom.
^(Grey Brick plebs.)
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22x8kf wrote
I saw that thing in a magazine some months ago and it said they were bringing it to America, so they're basically the same. I like how ours looks more though, dark red and white isn't a good combo.
fart-debris t1_j22x349 wrote
Oh man I hope my sister doesn't bug me while I play Donkey Kong on my dusty-ass Atari 2600.
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22xd5w wrote
I'm 17 now but I got an Atari for my 11th birthday. It was fun... until I got this.
fart-debris t1_j22y41t wrote
I'm only 10 years old but I would gladly slit my sister's throat like a pig for a chance to play whatever the fuck that Mario Super Man game is.
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22y9gr wrote
It seems that your parents couldn't afford to get you an NES or therapy. Damn dude.
fart-debris t1_j22ylvm wrote
I AM SETTING FIRE TO MY HOUSE AND WILL STRIKE DOWN GOD HIMSELF IF ROBERT THE ROBERT DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY BECOME MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW
slackerrificc t1_j22xate wrote
I'm one. My dexterity is shit and my hand eye coordination is nearly non-existent, but I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. Seems like this is my destiny.
Demonic_Dath t1_j22y6oz wrote
WTf how much does that cost Man it must be expensive hope I can afford my weap- I mean my NOKIA
Hoppy_N t1_j22y83u wrote
Ok
Windyandbreezy t1_j22ycc3 wrote
Hey Jessica. After the mall you wanna check out that new band Dire Straits. They are playing for $2 at the bowl and bite. We can watch them with our 3D glasses.
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22yfjk wrote
I'm not Jessica but I'm down to go see Dire Straits with you
[deleted] t1_j22yg3x wrote
I can’t wait to play contra, duck hunt, Mario, I’m asking Santa for this for Christmas
AzgahkWith0Luck t1_j22ymbs wrote
Did you get the new gun for duck hunt?
LostShelf t1_j22zhlx wrote
Ok now what
Trainwreck1000 t1_j22zsda wrote
I don’t feel good mama, I can’t go to school!!!
PolyZex t1_j230h9x wrote
I had to wait until Christmas of 86 to get one so for me it felt a bit like envy.
mobo-bear t1_j230hal wrote
Can't wait to visit the USSR! That'll last forever.
Sproeier t1_j230zwl wrote
Im really looking forward to play the next big Mario game, also that Zelda thing they announced looks really interesting.
SunsetDrifter t1_j231d76 wrote
I don't want to pretend that I'm still wetting myself and can't go to bed with the light off. I'm perfectly capable of doing that as an adult alcoholic.
Consistent-Active904 t1_j231h1q wrote
Scalpers will always be scalping
December292022 t1_j231yyh wrote
big brother is watching, literally 1985
Dabrigstar t1_j232ol8 wrote
Why does it look like a VCR?
FredoSauce227 t1_j233cn0 wrote
Ok, I’m crying. I’m 1 years old
timekiller2222 t1_j234f3l wrote
Holy crap! That's gnarly bro! I hope i can get one someday.
Mom doesn't have a Lotta money since the incident... I try to tell her its okay I don't need anything, mostly cause I know she doesn't have the money for anything extra.
I just want her to know...her love is enough you know?
MugOfDogPiss t1_j235dv4 wrote
Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuck I have a lawn dart in my fooot arrrrrgh!!! Why did I try to play lawn darts atop my gas powered pogo stick whilst wearing my radium watch arrrgh I’m so stupid!
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j235n5q wrote
FUCK I FLEW OUT OF MY 1969 FORD MUSTANG BECAUSE I CRASHED AND IT HAS NO SEATBELTS AND NOW I AM EITHER DEAD OR PARALYSED FOR LIFE
grpov t1_j23613r wrote
Gugu-gaga
GoryChimp t1_j236p52 wrote
I have 16 years to try to stop 9/11
oX_deLa t1_j239z45 wrote
Bruh did you see the INSANE graphics on Super Mario Bros?????? Litterally mind bogling
chast3m t1_j23c5x8 wrote
Hey guys just bought that zelda game and it wasn't worth, another waste without future...
Btw I can't wait for the ET game, I think is going to be awesome!
Buster899 t1_j23g3gk wrote
Legend of Zelda has a gold case and YOU CAN SAVE YOUR GAME!
Drendari t1_j23lmpn wrote
Ahh ahh. Gu gu a a Mm mm Iaaaa hyaaaa hiaaa
SmootOfficial t1_j23osf4 wrote
What even is a Video Game?
Miskylego1219 t1_j25kup9 wrote
Garbles in not alive yet
Abjurist t1_j25ok40 wrote
wails in newborn
VideoGameRetrospect t1_j25x6sz wrote
Video games are just a fad, they’ll go away before the 2000s
Spirals_again t1_j22woki wrote
So, I heard it comes with some game about a Plumber?
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22x1az wrote
It does! Pretty fun actually. I just got this thing on Christmas and it came with that game.
Spirals_again t1_j22xale wrote
No way it’s better than Marble Madness on my Sega Master System.
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22xjnb wrote
>!The Master System didn't come out until 1986!<
Spirals_again t1_j22xlur wrote
I thought it came out in 85 and the NES was 86
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22y05g wrote
Nope, other way around.
Spirals_again t1_j22yh0e wrote
You are correct sir, the Sega was 86. Famicom 85, NES 86. Huh guess I should have gone for an older system. Lol
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22yjlh wrote
Famicom was 1983, and it came out in the US in 1985 as the NES.
HumblyAnnounce43 t1_j22y2h6 wrote
Most kids these days can’t appreciate the classics, I remember when video games were 16 pixels wide, that was considered advanced! Nowadays these kids are so spoiled with their 4k graphics and 144 fps monitors!
I made my 9 year old play the original Zelda and she’d the nerve to say: ‟dad these video games are not only outdated but designed to sell strategy guides in order to maximise profits, emulation introduces problems that’dn’t exist on console conditions such as input delay, therefore all the cards are stacked against me, there’s no way you expect me to beat this within even the week!”
She’s such a spoiled brat, I took away her iPad, Switch, and her new iPhone, that should show her to be appreciative!
Less_Bee_an t1_j2301p0 wrote
Still not sure if this is sarcastic or not ┐('~`)┌
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Gravatational_Energy t1_j2341g3 wrote
I know it's past my bedtime mom. Just let me pass this castle Vania level.
RageKG91 t1_j234v9d wrote
Wow I can’t believe the NES just came out. It is 1985.
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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j235ijg wrote
I've never physically hurt myself from gaming but one time I played Doom for like eight hours non stop then went straight to bed and dreamt I was in Hell shooting demons and everything was all pixelated
greentshirtman t1_j23p0o9 wrote
You aren't the only one to experience that. Behold:
Shinagami091 t1_j237kfi wrote
Me: Is born
DoinksInParadise t1_j239e01 wrote
In my dads sack
Dovvol79 t1_j23az9i wrote
I wish we could afford something like this. Go eat your bread and broth before it gets cold.
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maru_aoe2 t1_j23g6if wrote
The hotell I'm staying at rn have a cozy snes mini setup in to the lobby next to the christmas tree
Sabbathius t1_j23rc1f wrote
Don't need to pretend. Oculus Quest 2 VR headset gave me the exact same happy tingle, maybe even better, just recently. Game tech keeps evolving, a lot of people are just sleeping on it. Currently 97% of gamers are still stuck on flat screen in a world where full-fledged VR exists.
Chevnaar t1_j23s8wc wrote
Man I can’t wait to be born in a few years and play this.
Hopeful_Club8077 t1_j23u4gd wrote
yayy there goes another underpower garbage by nintendo, what an awesome day to be alive sega does what nintendont lmfao
HiveTyrant81 t1_j23vco3 wrote
I remember xmas 86 so fucking well. I had asked Santa for an NES. Got up at like 4am (I was 5, I was too hyped to sleep at Christmas), woke up my parents and my mom set up the camera before I could go in the living room (at my house, Santa didn’t wrap gifts, they were always placed in front of the tree for us to see as we walked in). I freaked. It’s by far the best Christmas gift I’ve ever received.
omally_360 t1_j23wo37 wrote
Argh, got to wait over a year before this is released in Scandinavia…
HerFreindClera t1_j23x6v5 wrote
But I wasn't born yet... Hmmm, LETS GOOO.
Ozzie_the_tiger_cat t1_j23yy30 wrote
>me sitting alone at the playground
Where is everyone?
illtakeachinchilla t1_j243i2k wrote
Ok
Zealousideal_One_315 t1_j243qg4 wrote
Rygar, Castlevania, and Metroid! All summer long! Okay, that may not have been 85, but all those Nintendo years are one big memory for me, a sweet one too!
Taargus202 t1_j244xjy wrote
Ok buy apple stock
VertexBV t1_j245gf0 wrote
My dad is mad because I didn't properly reconnect the TV antenna to the coax adapter.
OldeeMayson t1_j247o3f wrote
................................ Because I'm not born yet.
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ronjajax t1_j24a2jm wrote
The gun shoots the ducks! The gun ACTUALLY shoots the ducks!!!
linksawakening82 t1_j24adta wrote
I’m about to engage in my lifelong love of Dragon Warrior 1.
Totolis t1_j24dqpz wrote
Best days
qinalo t1_j24ik8b wrote
I would probably still be stuck on the 2nd level of Mickey Mousecapade :/
TheVillainInThisGame t1_j24ixzu wrote
Yoooo this message board is sick! It only took me two hours to get on. I'll check replies later, gotta make a phone call!
KamaHAmAhAA t1_j24k1g4 wrote
This mario looks good
Bama-- t1_j24l1vb wrote
I'm pumped I'm also getting a new bike and won't actually play the NES for 3 more yrs
thebeltwayoutsider t1_j24l934 wrote
The game won’t work!
“Have you tried blowing on the cartridge contacts yet?”
casualdadeqms t1_j24wdmw wrote
Gonna ride my bike to Minute Mart and grab my dad a pack of smokes, back in a bit!
RainierSquatch t1_j24womr wrote
It’s only been 15 minutes Mom! I don’t wanna go play outside!
Awittynamehere t1_j24xu5j wrote
That means I’ll get mine in above a year. Excellent
goodBEan t1_j252n8e wrote
1985: I was 1 years old. So bascily I will play with wooden blocks on the floor and attempt to walk.
Murazama t1_j253npq wrote
I love not existing yet! 3 more years and I can start my gaming career!!
Z3r0sk1llz t1_j253sv1 wrote
I'd rather just hang out at the arcade and plan the next house party tbh.
GiraffeGuru993 t1_j2584gs wrote
non-existant noises
NotTodayGamer t1_j25a8b8 wrote
Look at all the awesome accessories and subscriptions that came with it after failing for 3 years.
asunamyag t1_j25csuk wrote
As much as I hate Ronald Reagan, at least he’s finally gotten a handle on inflation!
DevilsLettuceTaster t1_j25e154 wrote
Was a good time. SMB, Duck Hunt, Kung Fu.
ItsThatDeutschBag t1_j25eivz wrote
"Whats a micro-transaction"
greengunblade t1_j25fchb wrote
Guys you know you can make Mario dance by keep pressing up in the beanstalk?
friendlyneighbor665 t1_j25guot wrote
Well I want born for a year....so I guess I'm hanging out in my dad's nuts?
TheOutlawBubbaKush t1_j25hqg3 wrote
Well it’s time to get my first job doing yard work.
levarrishawk t1_j25i6q3 wrote
Okay, get the fuck off of Reddit because it’s 1985 and the internet is still just a twinkle in Al Gore’s eye.
yaosio t1_j25j5fa wrote
I was born in 1984 so I'm still a baby. Pick me up.
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Deuce_Bostitute t1_j25mqpj wrote
Ok
Ok_Appointment2493 t1_j25ofx2 wrote
Wow thats expensive I will never buy it
super_sour_pineapple t1_j25uwh8 wrote
I have a mini version of these, they’re more fun than you would expect.
VideoGameRetrospect t1_j25xala wrote
Anybody notice how crazy realistic super Mario bros. is? How did they make it so life like!
raideresmith t1_j25yoho wrote
"COOL, what's that cool little robot do?! I'm gonna buy this system and use that cool little robot that comes with it!" (no one ever used the little robot)
Iagent2022 t1_j261v2u wrote
Those were the days
YeOldSpacePope t1_j2624gh wrote
NES is great but what is this interweb and reddit thing?
Fathoms77 t1_j2631nd wrote
Now I make a deal with my dad: dig out an 8 x 6 plot by the house where the new wood pile is going to go, and he'll get me the NES.
...8-year-old me doesn't quite realize how much dirt and rock is an 8 x 6 plot that needs to be two feet deep.
But a couple months and more than a few little calluses later and I'm happily bouncing around with Mario.
MaSaKee t1_j2645bz wrote
I still own all three Castlevania games boxed and wasn’t even born then cD
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Icommitmanywarcrimes t1_j266hx6 wrote
Guys you all failed Reddit didn’t exist in 1985 so no one should have commented
dirtnap82 t1_j269lwd wrote
Better go do some cardio. Don’t wanna get light headed from blowing into cartridges
itsshanesmith t1_j26bf2t wrote
Begged and begged for one. Finally got one and it ruined my life.
Funny-Jaguar6148 t1_j26ecqp wrote
Get a bowl of cereal and let's go
Hammyhowell t1_j26jq3d wrote
I rEaD tHeSe NeW fAnGlEd MaChInEs MeLt BrAiNs
Hamtier t1_j26le59 wrote
that's not a VCR!?
murdmart t1_j26mwqm wrote
Back in USSR, 6 more years until breakdown. Defizit is already pretty interesting
Oh boy.....
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SicksProductions t1_j26npco wrote
Well I was 1, I didn't get to play NES until '89, but I was always like, "man, I can't wait to play (whatever cartridge was placed in front of me, because I didn't have magazines to anticipate what was releasing)
randomvideogameshots t1_j26ujlz wrote
Holy freaking moly I can't wait to play that new game Mario Bros. on this beast! This is the freaking future!
I wonder if the next console will be called Super Nintendo and they make some nintendo games with better visuals and such OR a more realistic console like a 64 machine or something like that where Mario will move around in a 3d manner and also have a real voice and such. WHAT IF L8ER ON THE NEXT CONSOLE IS CALLED GAMEBOX OR GAMECUBE AND A NEW MARIO COMES OUT CALLED MARIO SUNSHINE? Then L8er ThE nExT coNSOle is Called WII and new MArIO game called Mario Space or Galaxy and then the 2nd one comes out and then in the next console they SWITCH To a more original NaMe Called Change or Switch and they release a new mario called Mario Odyssey?
Damn if only that were possible, oh well, gonna see if the new poopy pants is on nintendo or I'm going to have to buy a different console where they have the game.
Tystruis t1_j26zolh wrote
cries in my parents are not even born yet
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j27051i wrote
How old are you if your parents weren't born yet in 1985?
Tystruis t1_j2709f7 wrote
I'm 15 turning 16 in February, said that as a joke, don't even know how old my parents are tbh
IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j271fe8 wrote
Honestly a weird thing to not know.
MotorSportGuy42391 t1_j274nyj wrote
Me: Mom can we get Mario? Mom: No now go outside for multiple hours until its dark
Nymphaea_lily t1_j27a0sb wrote
Yoshis Island! all nighter on a Friday night sleep over. MUNCHING on Doritos while listening to (take on me - Aha)
ricpro7122 t1_j27awrw wrote
Blow...blow...blow...it will start!!!
Junior-Ad-2207 t1_j27evxn wrote
Ah yes, the days when the only way to game safely was to play in the closet
MinervaMedica000 t1_j27eza2 wrote
Gonna have to call in to try to beat simon's quest again..
Probably just end up breaking a controller... "that fucking jump is bullshit..."
RaphaelSolo t1_j27h4cg wrote
Well if it's 85 I am 3 and oblivious to the existence of video games so I'm just gonna go nom the fresh strawberries growing at the side of the house and dance with the housecat.
Tough_Rub_5205 t1_j27h4us wrote
A video game at home?! Yeah right they have all been bad. Let’s go to the arcade.
redfan2009 t1_j27h9og wrote
I CAN GO BACK IN TIME TO SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN?????
GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1985 WITH MY NEW NES!!!!!!
GO TO A BON JOVI CONCERT!!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘🎸🎮
Specific_Buy t1_j27khy7 wrote
Blaster master /mario bros./ contra
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spiderman_2 t1_j27qt97 wrote
Woah! Nice graphics!
Conscious-Finish3589 t1_j27ryok wrote
What is this? The best Christmas of my life. And tbh it was....
happy_snowy_owl t1_j27rzyu wrote
I have a secret that you can purchase for $1.99
>!UUDDLRLR BA start!<
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B4LLINandC4NTgetUP t1_j233lbk wrote
Oh boy I love the world trade centre, what a sight to behold