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fart-debris t1_j22y41t wrote

I'm only 10 years old but I would gladly slit my sister's throat like a pig for a chance to play whatever the fuck that Mario Super Man game is.

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IJUSTATEPOOP OP t1_j22y9gr wrote

It seems that your parents couldn't afford to get you an NES or therapy. Damn dude.

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fart-debris t1_j22ylvm wrote

I AM SETTING FIRE TO MY HOUSE AND WILL STRIKE DOWN GOD HIMSELF IF ROBERT THE ROBERT DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY BECOME MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW

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