Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

derek_potatoes t1_jdxxp1v wrote

Donkey Kong Country is a D?

Yes officer this is the post right here

46

LucasTheYeti t1_jdxy2zc wrote

Donkey Kong Country isn't a Mario game. Because of that, it ranks pretty low on a Mario tier list.

−7

derek_potatoes t1_jdyu4p9 wrote

Ok if it’s not “a Mario game”, why is it being rated next to every other Mario game?

6

LucasTheYeti t1_jdziq4j wrote

It's a Donkey Kong game. It's literally in the title. Why is it being rated next to Mario games? I don't know. This isn't my list. Ask the OP.

−3

willrsauls OP t1_jdxyqff wrote

But Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is in S tier so explain that

−35

LucasTheYeti t1_jdzj57o wrote

Because you're a madlad who decided to rank Donkey Kong games in with Mario games.

3

willrsauls OP t1_jdxyf02 wrote

I really don’t like playing the old DKC games. They feel really clunky to me. But Returns and Tropical Freeze are amazing

−39

TryingToBeBetter20 t1_jdxxmtx wrote

Mario 64 C tier? Sorry...we can't be friends

42

Strange-Movie t1_jdy05xp wrote

I genuinely felt the vibes of bloodbath McGrath yelling ‘straight to hell with you, sir!’ In wild Wild West; Mario64 is stellar

2

UnluckyBot47 t1_jdyw6xm wrote

I was thinking that same thing.. maybe it could have hit B tier… but after seeing paper Mario and the thousand year door second on S tier…. You know this tier list is accurate asf

1

willrsauls OP t1_jdy26vy wrote

I have a lot of respect for Mario 64. I just don’t really like playing it all too much. The controls feel really slippery to me and I only really like half the worlds. And if we’re going by just my opinion (which is only just that), I don’t like it more than the games I put above it

But despite the downvotes I’ll definitely get just for sharing my opinion, I don’t actually think less of anyone for liking the game and I do think it is an incredibly well made game. I wish I liked it more than I do

−17

Reboscale t1_jdyjynt wrote

OP: “just my opinion, man.”

Also OP: ”the only accurate Mario games tier list”

5

willrsauls OP t1_jdyoh4w wrote

I figured everyone would have enough sense to not take “only accurate tier list” 100% seriously

−9

ood26 t1_jdxxlkp wrote

SMB3 not being S-Tier immediately invalidates the list for me. Half joking.

But seriously, SMB3 is one of my favorite games.

25

willrsauls OP t1_jdxybvp wrote

SMB 3 is fantastic, but the only thing holding it back for me is the levels being incredibly short and not being as cohesive as something like Super Mario World. Still an incredible game. I love basically everything above C tier on the list

−3

Historical-Age t1_jdy39f2 wrote

Mmm, mario 64 isn’t in S? I guess it must be high A

Wait what? Does this list not include 64? Weird but I’ll keep reading.

Weird B tier but sure

-sees mario 64 in C-

FUCK you OP

10

BlueMikeStu t1_jdy3qy4 wrote

This.

Mario 64 being anything less than A-tier makes this completely fucking inaccurate.

6

willrsauls OP t1_jdy5waf wrote

I could have put it at F, but if I did that, I wouldn’t be alive to leave this comment

−1

BlueMikeStu t1_jdy3f0t wrote

Mario 64 is fucking C-tier?

You're objectively, factually wrong.

10

willrsauls OP t1_jdy3kp4 wrote

That’s why it’s a subjective list

3

BlueMikeStu t1_jdy3use wrote

Maybe don't call it accurate then, unless it's "accurate for someone on enough drugs to render their judgement highly fucking suspect."

7

willrsauls OP t1_jdy3yu1 wrote

I figured the sarcasm would be apparent. Assumed wrong

1

BlueMikeStu t1_jdy48zp wrote

Assumptions aren't the only thing wrong you're doing, mate. This list is basically the DSP of Mario tier lists, in that it's so wrong you could eliminate the ten obvious problems and still find ten more.

6

willrsauls OP t1_jdy4gp7 wrote

Didn’t know all tier lists had to be for academic value. I’m just having fun sharing my opinions and opening a space for people to share theirs regardless of if it agrees with mine.

2

BlueMikeStu t1_jdy604u wrote

And I'm sharing the idea that your tier list is terrible.

9

Dimmest-Bulb t1_je1eu3h wrote

This goes beyond "subjective". This is like calling a rainbow mono-colored. How dare you.

2

WGann3 t1_jdxxwjp wrote

Now this is comedy right here!

9

MJB20077 t1_jdy1uhy wrote

I Disagree With Litterally Every Placement On This List.

Then Again, This Is From The Guy Who Thinks Melee And Ttyd Suck Ass While Sticker Star And Color Splash Are Heavily Underated.

8

LumpyJones t1_jdz3vo5 wrote

Why Do You Write Like This?

1

MJB20077 t1_je22qkg wrote

Habit. (Just To Keep A Record, I'll Link Back To Every Past Time Someone's Asked. 1st Time)

1

willrsauls OP t1_jdy2ifi wrote

You’re about to get destroyed for those opinions more than I am for mine. Watch out

−2

afatblft93 t1_jdya8a3 wrote

you have -5 and has a +4. im not giving either a vote, but ima use your words. "watch out".

3

LumpyJones t1_jdz3ybs wrote

At this point I think OP has managed to annoy people enough with their list that people are voting up the other guy and down voting op just to troll op.

3

willrsauls OP t1_je22oa3 wrote

It’s basically this. I can say literally anything and I’ll be downvoted because my opinions on a few games managed to get people legitimately angry. Like what?

1

jrsgamer t1_jdy5bu7 wrote

Op has no clue how to rank games he must have never played any of these games

7

willrsauls OP t1_jdy5k73 wrote

I forgot having opinions was illegal on Reddit

−1

LumpyJones t1_jdz43rr wrote

Totally legal. Just as it's legal to share our opinions on your terrible opinions.

4

TwistQc t1_jdxz9ta wrote

Oof, you really wanted to stir up controversy, didn't you?

5

willrsauls OP t1_jdxzmtj wrote

It’s something I like to do every so often. We need a little chaos every now and then

0

Knight_of_Virtue_075 t1_jdyt2xy wrote

Well, you succeeded. Lots of personal opinion in this tier list. You may want to get your eyes checked: you're seeing gorillas where plumbers should be

5

Slimx64 t1_jdy1ohm wrote

Delete this asap

5

ScottLMG t1_jdy6msw wrote

Go ahead and add Mario Paint to S tier

5

MsTerryMan t1_jdxxnu3 wrote

No Mario Kart or Mario Party in S tier? Hardly accurate

4

willrsauls OP t1_jdxz30y wrote

My reasoning for this is most (not all) Mario Party and Kart games are very similar quality relative to each other, so I felt like it would just be padding at the end of the day

My favorite Mario Kart is DS and my favorite Mario Party is 5, but like 1-8 are all basically S tier for their own reasons

−1

TheIJDGuy t1_jdy58t8 wrote

Bowser's Inside Story not being S is a problem to me

4

Milo751 t1_je2b3w3 wrote

One of the only games that left me feeling empty after beating it a month ago even though I beat it years back as well

2

willrsauls OP t1_jdy5f4w wrote

I love Bowser’s Inside Story, but I couldn’t in good faith put it in the same tier as TTYD

1

TurkTurkle t1_jdxxo2l wrote

  1. Luigis mansion isnt mario
  2. Yoir missing more than 80% of the games in the mario series. Theres literally 163 .Mario games
3

willrsauls OP t1_jdxyj94 wrote

I didn’t make the games selection. I’m also not gonna try to put all the Mario Kart and Party games on there because imo it would just be fluff. Bar a few exceptions, they’re very similar quality to each other

0

tripperton t1_jdxy6ux wrote

You missed the original Mario Bros. That's sad.

3

willrsauls OP t1_jdxy870 wrote

I’ve barely played it

1

tripperton t1_jdybiye wrote

You should take some time and play it a little more. It's not flashy, but so so good in its simplicity.

3

Flimsy-Doctor3630 t1_jdxyxv1 wrote

How is the OG Paper Mario and SMRPG not in A tier.

3

willrsauls OP t1_jdy17cl wrote

I definitely played them when I was a little burnt out on RPGs (I also played Paper Mario right off the heels of TTYD) but they’re still both really good games. I’d say overall, basically every game in B tier I’d still give like an 8/10.

1

Zealousideal_King_22 t1_jdy7ej3 wrote

You lose all creditably for ranking Dr Mario as B and omitting mario paint and party games, which are top tier.

3

Jay_lovecraft t1_jdxxuql wrote

For game of the year 5 years in a row, SUPA MARIO BROTHERS 2 BABY!!

2

willrsauls OP t1_jdxyv1w wrote

Dammit. You’re right. Need a GOTY tier for Mario 2 alone

1

Impurity41 t1_jdxzioo wrote

You think super Mario 64 is C?

And sorry man. Sunshine is easy S tier. I refuse to believe someone goes through life without playing that game.

2

willrsauls OP t1_jdxzx4e wrote

Sunshine would be S for me if you could obtain any 50 shines to beat the game and not a specific 50 shines with the rest being optional when it comes to actually finishing the game. It tricks the player into thinking they have freedom they really don’t and it’s a bit of a misstep in what’s otherwise a fantastic game imo

2

Dimmest-Bulb t1_je1f64z wrote

This, and frankly the inverted controls on the gamecube were ass. B-tier on gamecube, A/S-tier in modern release.

1

astute_asshole t1_jdxxqxu wrote

Galaxy > Sunshine?!

C’mon son

1

willrsauls OP t1_jdxz9q3 wrote

I will defend Sunshine for fucking hours, but Galaxy is a really special game and a bit more solid overall imo

2

astute_asshole t1_jdz01xr wrote

I get ya. I just didn’t like Wii controls so for me it didn’t click. Sunshine was more to my liking.

1

--Nyxed-- t1_jdxziyn wrote

So many of these games are in the wrong place... Mario 64, super Mario RPG, the donkey Kong games, etc are all awesome and at least A tier...

1

TheLastKingOfGalaga t1_jdxzwir wrote

Why not include some Zelda and Metroid since apparently you can put in whatever the hell you want into a ranking list.

1

willrsauls OP t1_jdy0db0 wrote

I didn’t put the lineup of games together. I just used what I had in front of me

0

TheLastKingOfGalaga t1_jdy1i62 wrote

Oh you’re just trolling then. Got it.

3

willrsauls OP t1_jdy1oab wrote

That’s a big leap from “I just rated the games with a pre made tier list maker because I couldn’t be bothered to get all the games together myself”

−1

Suedkorea t1_jdy0alq wrote

Super Mario Land not tier S? That list is only there to generate comments, right?

1

willrsauls OP t1_jdy0ict wrote

No. I made it like months ago for fun with no intention of uploading it. Just posted it for some fun

1

Zack0717 t1_jdy13k4 wrote

DKC games aren't Mario games.

1

autisticswede86 t1_jdy71hz wrote

Worsr rhing i seen since ukraine war started

1

NavyDragons t1_jdy7z78 wrote

paper mario, mario rpg and mario and luigi SSS, all in B teir. trash list

1

Justwaitingforthe t1_jdy9y3e wrote

This list looks like a toilet bowl. That's my opinion, Like the list is yours.

1

LPCantLose t1_jdyihpr wrote

Mario is Missing not in S tier, making this an F tier list.

1

Excellent_Routine589 t1_jdyndqj wrote

DKC 1 AND 2 in D and 3 in C?!

Yeah I don't even care if you got my GOAT Mario game, Yoshi's Island, in S.... this ain't it chief!

1

that-crow t1_jdyoqzq wrote

Thousand year door and Luigi’s mansion are where they belong.

1

Gullible_Magician981 t1_jdz9sjf wrote

Super Mario land 1 is definitely not an a tier game

1

willrsauls OP t1_je27haa wrote

It’s really weird and jank, but it’s also hard not to love

1

Gullible_Magician981 t1_je27s9t wrote

It's got an immense amount of charm, but I still think it's a b tier mario game at best.

1

willrsauls OP t1_je28b6q wrote

Absolutely understandable. Mario Land 2 also easily outdoes the first

1

Kirby-814 t1_jdztzam wrote

No. No you can’t just disrespect Mario 64 like that.

1

seatstaken1985 t1_je006ok wrote

I wanna know how old the person is that made this list, I'm guessing under 25

1

PaintDifficult6948 t1_je0f1um wrote

Anyone who puts legend of the seven stars in anything but s has never played the game properly

1

Lack_time_gaming t1_je0myf4 wrote

Everyone hating on super paper mario, even though it brought us the hottest women of all time

1

Retnuh3k t1_je20pq8 wrote

DK 64 was goated. Shit list

1

AsinineRealms t1_je27ahb wrote

Pffffffft, Mario 64, Superstar Saga and Mario 3 aren't in S-tier? Wow.

1

Milo751 t1_je29ydz wrote

This is bait

Paper Mario 64 in B should be A minimum and imo S

1

willrsauls OP t1_je2a5wj wrote

In defense of Paper Mario 64, my opinion on that game is coming from someone who played it right off the heels of TTYD and it felt really simple and restrictive in comparison. I think if I played it now with more of a clean pallet, I would appreciate it more for what it is

1

Akio6478 t1_je2e20u wrote

Umm I think you got a little DK country in your Mario Tier list

1

superaruigiobros t1_je3fqwd wrote

Bro, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker was my childhood. You can't do it like this 😭

Also, Super Mario 64 in C tier? You're doing all the games dirty.

I only agree with Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Odyssey.

1

King_Olly-Origami t1_jecwrwr wrote

Hmph. Origami king goes easy S tier with Bowsers inside story. The others are the same but nothing else is in the S tier for me.

1