Submitted by colmscomics t3_125qemv in gaming
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DrSmirnoffe t1_je76dbt wrote
Wallace from Wallace & Gromit would probably disagree.
He'd still be wrong, but he'd still disagree, 'cause he loves cheese that much.
leftysrevenge t1_je7c9nn wrote
Plot twist: his animators made him out of cheese
DrSmirnoffe t1_je7l46j wrote
Honestly, I was thinking more of Wallace going after Father Mendez from Resident Evil 4. The "Big Cheese" would be running scared as that mad Yorkie engineer chases him down in a ramshackle mech, drooling maniacally.
Wallace: "Everybody knows you're made of cheese, Bitores..."
Meanwhile...
Gromit: [silently looks around the village, wondering where everybody's going]
mustachioed_cat t1_je7l1kw wrote
Cheeeeeeeeeese!
blacksideblue t1_je7ph89 wrote
He's made out of moon?
He's a Moon Man?
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AveryLazyCovfefe t1_je7gc9s wrote
You're giving me memories to the Wallace and gromit telltale game lol. I actually loved playing that as a kid.
CompellingSeeSaw t1_je8gy91 wrote
I’m just crackers about cheese!
SleeplessGrimm t1_je9cpbf wrote
He loves cheese so much that when he ran out he built a rocket to got to the moon because he thought it was made of cheese
robjungle t1_je9stnm wrote
It is made out of cheese.
DrSmirnoffe t1_je9wqbu wrote
That's what we in the business call dedication. Man's basically a super-scientist.
If he had an arch a'la Venture Bros, who would it be? Maybe that glove-hatted penguin, Feathers McGraw? Piella Bakewell was his arch for a while, but that ended after a tragic ballooning accident.
E-i8 t1_je7zwsf wrote
My health meter says otherwise.
Kanthardlywait t1_je7y6cz wrote
In the immortal words of Space Ghost, "Cheese will block you up".
Zetorio t1_je8ofn2 wrote
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.
puffmaster5000 t1_je5nqyt wrote
Alternatively the patient could say "Stop trying to loot me I'm not dead yet"
MrValdemar t1_je6mpf8 wrote
"You'll be stone dead in a moment."
grimedogone t1_je6rltf wrote
“You’re not fooling anyone, you know.”
MrValdemar t1_je6rtqv wrote
"I'm getting better..."
grimedogone t1_je6s9i7 wrote
“I think I’ll go for a walk!”
dahrkmez t1_je708ia wrote
"Bonk"
requiemofchaos t1_je7zfr0 wrote
"Right, so same time next week then?"
Primus_Pilus1 t1_je89sre wrote
I feel HAAAAPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!
GIGA255 t1_je741fo wrote
If the loot showed up, he's already dead. Bad surgeons.
ChocolatBear t1_je7expl wrote
He could just be unconscious and so the doctors don't have to worry about getting caught organ harvesting pickpocketing.
Manos_Of_Fate t1_je7fzn3 wrote
It seems like it would be easier to just put a bucket on his head like a normal person.
Stock_Padawan t1_je84k73 wrote
The patient didn’t put his valuables under a chest in his backpack. He made it easier for the thieves.
ElectronicFirstcom t1_je7ub55 wrote
Facts
USeaMoose t1_je7w4da wrote
I thought the nurse would say the patient's line. Like he's a common enemy in a game, full of loot to drop when killed.
Hytheter t1_je8cdct wrote
I'm pretty sure that line is from a surgeon in the foreground, not the patient.
gray-pilled- t1_je8syku wrote
yes. the patients head is at the left of the panel
USeaMoose t1_jeb5u2q wrote
Ahh, you're right. That makes more sense. :)
AuctorLibri t1_je5asyp wrote
Bwaahaahaa this is a surgeon's dream. I know a few that are gamers. 😁
reezy619 t1_je5lbvy wrote
Considering what foreign objects surgeons are normally removing from their patients, and the context for why they are...inside them...yeah I can see that.
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joemckie t1_je7p7h6 wrote
Fuck off bot
leftysrevenge t1_je7cezh wrote
I guarantee they collect some of them.
theshadowiscast t1_je7lmgj wrote
They keep them in a box at the hospital (or at least used to).
My one field trip to a hospital in middle school included seeing x-rays of foreign objects in people (swallowed or inserted), and then being shown the box of stuff some people were too embarrassed to claim after they were removed.
corsaaa t1_je7kwrs wrote
Yum snackies
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dfreinc t1_je5c6n3 wrote
>surgeon's dream. I know a few that are gamers.
HistoricGamer18 t1_je5u6s2 wrote
Do they train them with surgeon simulator or something?
AshenAmarantos t1_je61dt4 wrote
No. Trauma Center.
Briar_Knight t1_je6piu5 wrote
There are actually surgeon games and a laparoscopic instrument box set for the wii so you can play games with them.
HistoricGamer18 t1_je6ycm7 wrote
Oh wow that’s actually cool
ThatITguy2015 t1_je71dqw wrote
Nah, using the DIY surgery kits you can and/or used to be able to buy on Amazon.
ShoerguinneLappel t1_je6dnrx wrote
I guess playing more Doom will make me a professional Surgeon 🤣.
Jonathon471 t1_je774zu wrote
Hey if Doomguy can perform open heart surgery on demons in under a second why can't you?
Granted none of his patients survive but hey he got that pesky organ out...and crushed it in his hands okay maybe he's not the best example.
mike117 t1_je75ddg wrote
Now this is some cool shit right here
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littlebitsofspider t1_je6ejfx wrote
Organ transplant harvesting is just a loot drop, change my mind.
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AuctorLibri t1_je5x80t wrote
Game, singular? Lol
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ramblingnonsense t1_je7rcc8 wrote
Plot twist, we actually are full of gold and gems but the surgeons are the only ones who know and they don't tell anyone.
DreadedLee t1_je5xy9q wrote
Characters in a cutscene pull something out their back pocket when they're not wearing pants.
Misuzuzu t1_je72k8m wrote
Nature's back pocket!
MyMartianRomance t1_je7bm1t wrote
They also pull things that wouldn't be able to fit in pockets or even a bag.
Ranzear t1_je7fxtq wrote
And then they hand your character that nothing and you stare at your empty hand a moment, followed by nodding blankly.
Then you go kill God. FFXIV in a nutshell.
SingedWaffle t1_je7xdu2 wrote
Prison wallet!
genius_retard t1_je78fnn wrote
Based on these comments it seems like a lot of people don't get this comic. It seems to me that the patient is an NPC and the items in his torso is the loot they would drop when the player kills them. Also the person who needs gems to upgrade their sword is another doctor or nurse, hence the white gloves.
colmscomics OP t1_je78ia9 wrote
Nail on the head
Lespaul42 t1_je7l1fa wrote
Honestly... This just isn't very good. Like who kills a human NPC that is wearing clothes and thinks the shit was in their body and not like... in the pockets?
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FleetStreetsDarkHole t1_je88vmo wrote
My dude you don't play enough games with looting mechanics if you haven't run into several variations of "this thing has no pockets, how is it carrying a bazooka?"
The last bit is just a deviation used narrativley at times to add in an extra joke layer. It tends to make up for the need to shoehorn it with the comedy of the statement. In this case, that ten random gems enhances someone's sword and alludes to the fact that, in a very narrow view, these mechanics turn players into little loot goblins searching for random crystals inside dead things to improve items.
OP did a mash-up of video games and real life to turn the absurd logic that results into a joke. You're just taking it too literally. And I say that as someone who often does the same.
Lespaul42 t1_je7s10u wrote
Also the fact the dude is like "Here is a magic crystal" but is shocked at the mention of a sword is weird as well.
genius_retard t1_je83yd3 wrote
> the person being operated upon says "I need 10 of those to upgrade my sword."
That's not the person on the bed that says that, it is another doctor or nurse. The person on the bed has there head on the left side of the frame. Where the breathing tube is.
ReyGonJinn t1_je7ygnv wrote
Skyrim and Fallout where you literally just takes the clothes off their backs.
dontshowmygf t1_je8dsol wrote
I mean, there are plenty of games where you can kill people with little to no clothes, and they still drop loot.
grabbingcabbage t1_je5gvr5 wrote
What game are they playing? Handgun ammo check, bag of coins? Hmm. Green jewel for upgrading a sword what?
PM_Me_OCs t1_je5rqet wrote
It's making fun of Resident Evil.
Oreohunter00 t1_je6l5fc wrote
Storing 100,000 pesetas in my ass
G-H-O-S-T t1_je7mrpx wrote
Huh.. i must be playing different re games.. i don't remember any gems to upgrade swrods
requiemofchaos t1_je7zlvi wrote
No, but there are gems you can slot into treasure items to increase their value. The creator of the comic probably wasn't paying attention to what the gems actually do.
Cam_ofblades t1_je909mu wrote
I honestly thought the green gem was a Horizon: FW reference.
PM_Me_OCs t1_je7n9no wrote
You can upgrade your knife now.
storne t1_je6t00a wrote
Could be ff14, that has guns in a fantasy world
grabbingcabbage t1_je6uq7l wrote
I'll be honest I have never played any of these games suggested.
storne t1_je6uy72 wrote
What, you haven’t played every game ever? Fucking casual
grabbingcabbage t1_je7cp0m wrote
If it's co op I'll play it by tomorrow
Verto-San t1_je7knr2 wrote
Or fallout (why are the bullets and guns inside mutated dogs?!)
RearEchelon t1_je7sclx wrote
They ate someone carrying a gun and ammo, duh
Usual_Research t1_je7ejfk wrote
It was in reverse, but that was my experience playing Lost Ark.
Starts in castles fighting demons then suddenly you are in a future city killing robots.
That's why I quit playing.
Vash_Milam t1_je7isvf wrote
Terraria
Einrahel t1_je7jjwo wrote
Modded Skyrim, obv
Apollyon257 t1_je5uyl5 wrote
Probably remnant from the ashes. closest thing there is
brooksofmaun t1_je6ucg8 wrote
If it wasn’t one of the most slept on games I’d believe ya
1mStillStanding t1_je5ik6h wrote
Mad god be like
deangelojuggling t1_je5xasa wrote
He got a titanite chunk in the trunk
FreudianAccordian t1_je5gt5k wrote
And my axe!
Mainely420Gaming t1_je5oo7j wrote
snaps on glove
Ok, If you insist. Bend over and we'll get it out.
Fucking dwarves, 3rd one this week
Jonathon471 t1_je77nh3 wrote
If I hear you utter "Rock and Stone" at any point during this I'm pulling your intestines out like fruit by the foot.
Mainely420Gaming t1_je77r5w wrote
Still only counts as one!!
FleetStreetsDarkHole t1_je897ev wrote
For Karl!
dascott t1_je5w74q wrote
Press X to hack open the corpse for more loot.
realatemnot t1_je69v2c wrote
JediNinjaWizard t1_je6wjhw wrote
Dammit, ya beat me to it, ya beautiful bastard!
Definitive__Plumage t1_je7mq7h wrote
I mean, I always assumed those things were in a pocket or pouch that you rifled through.
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Now, loot on animals/monsters is a different story.
pimpmastahanhduece t1_je7nlz0 wrote
When the inventory upgrades are too damn expensive:
Thurwell t1_je6usyp wrote
I remember an early dungeon crawler, I think it was Dungeon Siege, where you had a donkey following you around you piled all that stuff on to.
Briar_Knight t1_je7rm6y wrote
In Torchlight you load up your pet up and can even send it to sell things for you.
How an animal is bartering on your behalf I'm not sure but I suppose if a flesh eating deer showed and dumped a bunch of bloody loot on me I would give it money if that got it to leave.
endoffays t1_je78rw9 wrote
Thanks complete sense! As you go deeper and deeper and deeper into the dungeon, you load the donkey up with the good you find.
Then when you realize you've hit the end and or might be lost and panicked, you cut open the donkey for food and then try and find your way out by leaving a trail of gold coins every path you take.
Minqua t1_je5zeqw wrote
Dibs on any Stone of Jordan or Thunderfury blessed blade of the windseeker
[deleted] t1_je6eizc wrote
Gamer gets surgery what happens next is shocking
viennery t1_je7nqc5 wrote
Magic is just radiation
analbumcover69420 t1_je7y686 wrote
I… don’t think you’ve played enough video games to understand where loot is kept…
Herzeleid- t1_je6nl8o wrote
Good comic, but why is the nurse ambu-bagging the patient's crotch?
Briar_Knight t1_je7seve wrote
I think his head is to the left. The other hand is anouther surgeon.
Though if that is meant to be an ambu-bag, why is the scrub nurse doing that? Why is the patient being ambu-baged at all? They should be intubated. Can you belive this random webcomic might not show a particularly accurate surgery?!
MR-no-onethe5th t1_je6uwdw wrote
How they didn't find the mini gun yet
UPotatoe1012 t1_je75kpj wrote
ULTRAKILL player
Houeclipse t1_je7m65b wrote
Colms on /r/gaming! Love to see it
TitanicMan t1_je7n17b wrote
All I can see anymore
Tenzer57 t1_je7qxfh wrote
Thought her hand was a hook
Gooseworkss t1_je85exn wrote
So that's how inventories work, it all goes to your viscera
backstib t1_je86x6t wrote
In ss13 it's just a bomb
LitreOfCockPus t1_je8azhu wrote
If their heart stopped during the operation, would the doctor get the XP?
GreenBuddy t1_jeakgp0 wrote
Colms' character expressions is SO good. Easily my favorite part of his comics.
colmscomics OP t1_jeal3a1 wrote
Thanks :)
Truthfulclaw t1_je6qow3 wrote
Dude's living in a game, ongod.
bestjakeisbest t1_je6rdix wrote
Doctor: its like a scalpel but longer.
hawk_mawk t1_je6s5bf wrote
Third one's just a swollen testicle
Rikukun t1_je787vu wrote
Thought that was a gunk seed in the bottom left at a glance
wallingfortian t1_je7bnuy wrote
Now show me where the skeletons hid their loot.
Soy9861 t1_je7clfa wrote
Guess where he keeps his sword
Vladomirtheinhaler t1_je7e1of wrote
Handgun ammo was probably the cause of death.
Thraxx01 t1_je7eocx wrote
Wait until he pulls out the ledx!
darnicantfindaname t1_je7hy3g wrote
There was this indie game being developed where you store things inside your chest cavity. Forget what it was called
cannibalisticapple t1_je7kb9e wrote
I thought the line about upgrading the swords came from the surgeon. Makes the nurse's "Your WHAT?" even funnier
amaranth-the-peddler t1_je7ln9i wrote
#OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
#COINS
Facelesss1799 t1_je855by wrote
I see how you didn’t bother drawing more than two reactions for a second character
Bricci89 t1_je85mup wrote
Planescape Torment in a nutshell
Agreeable_Invite6364 t1_je89h66 wrote
Lol
BrutusGregori t1_je8bs8j wrote
I made meme from Dying Light. When you draw a weapon, you reach down to your bum and draw the weapon.
I give you, the Asshole of Holding.
TheGreatUdolf t1_je8hkbf wrote
when you spec into medic, but your main class is rogue
Trectears t1_je8jg5i wrote
You know I always thought we stored our loot on the butt. Glad to know there was another option, even if it is too late for me
Squabbleydoop t1_je8tc0f wrote
Man really calling out me trying to play remnant
Eldenlee t1_je98f0n wrote
it's so ridiculous
LordofDiacord t1_je9irp1 wrote
Skyrim and fallout in a nutshell
madman32_1 t1_jeae380 wrote
Man that guy needed some pockets for his loot
SpecialistStage1900 t1_je6hudi wrote
It should have been “upgrade my scalpel!”
favoritedeadrabbit t1_je5kure wrote
Someone finally caught Wei Shi Linden!
Tentacle_poxsicle t1_je66h3n wrote
When you see it.....
aRandomFox-II t1_je70t62 wrote
You're the only one.
Venom_is_an_ace t1_je5jbjh wrote
just wait till they find the solid tumor in the stomach that is made out of cheese.
eating all those cheese wheels at once is not always a good thing.