"And congratulations to our president for life for his landslide win in today's election. Whoops, I accidentally read tommorrow's news. Nevermind! Forget I said anything! Hiyooooo....don't hurt me...."

You downvote, but this is a quote from the game. Because the Monday Night Combat announcer, Mickey Cantor, is probably one of the best things about the game. Hiyoooo!