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Mediumofmediocrity t1_j2v0eqw wrote

A friend mine beta tested this at their corporate r&d headquarters. It said he had tennis elbow and he had very low to no sperm count. He was brutally honest with the techs when he told them while it’s true he had a vasectomy years earlier he absolutely didn’t play tennis and their device sucked. They gave him a sample vial and asked him to bring another urine sample the next day. That night he told me he was going make a joke out of something so obviously erroneous so not only did he pee in the cup, but he had his wife and teenage daughter pee in it, he poured in a little used motor oil from his car, and then he jerked off in it. He took the sample back to them the next day. They poured it into the device and the display blinked a couple times then reported that his wife was pregnant, his daughter was doing drugs, his car needed a tune up, and if he didn’t quit masturbating his tennis elbow would never heal.

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1337haxoryt t1_j2vatht wrote

You fuck

I almost believed this

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Refugee_Savior t1_j2zbbet wrote

I knew from the moment he said he doesn’t play tennis that there was gonna be a joke. Wonderfully foreshadowed.

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cloud9ineteen t1_j2vwp6n wrote

This was my first thought. I was like, I can finally use this joke realistically.

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