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cyberchrist_ t1_j11yl43 wrote

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beastlike t1_j120z7p wrote

I'm smashing doritos and shotgunning mountain dew while telling some 13 year old specifically how I'd fuck his mother. You think I'm worried about my crusty ass keyboard?

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maddogcow t1_j12vz8h wrote

And besides… keeping an ass keyboard clean ain’t easy

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Automaticfawn t1_j12vl8o wrote

Usually I just eat Doritos but I respect your commitment to the lifestyle

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CygnusX-1-2112b t1_j1228xz wrote

Eh, some of us have real lives with a lot of adulting stuff to do, so between all the other stuff we have to remember to clean and maintain, it invariably happens less than we'd like it to.

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P_ZERO_ t1_j13s3mp wrote

As a a person with a real life who does a lot of adulting stuff, I can clean my keyboard occasionally or just choose not to eat things that are going to make it filthy.

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CygnusX-1-2112b t1_j15ckmm wrote

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P_ZERO_ t1_j15r9hz wrote

It’s not supposed to be an achievement, that was the whole point. It doesn’t take long and any “adult” can find time to clean up something in their home or not mess it up in the first place.

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OG_LiLi t1_j13v0x1 wrote

Have you seen the world yet? It’s full of gross.

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