Submitted by KimCureAll t3_yv1dv5 in gadgets
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scroscrohitthatshit t1_iwcaklk wrote
Yeah but these are electric noses
belarged t1_iwce52j wrote
Some kind of… electronic nose than can find or detect smoke in case of emergencies.
scroscrohitthatshit t1_iwcg04o wrote
No it smells smoke no detecting is involved
panspal t1_iwcgif4 wrote
Oh a smoke smeller, yeah that's completely different
ItsPronouncedJithub t1_iwfnz1p wrote
It’s a nose. It can also detect when someone in a 3 mile radius rips ass
sharkamino t1_iwcbalr wrote
Smoke Detector 2: Electric Boogerloo
Larsaf t1_iwci0pi wrote
I see what you pulled out of your nose there.
joan_wilder t1_iweshry wrote
I have electronic noses in my house.
squanchee t1_iwcaq55 wrote
i’m pretty sure smoke detectors operate solely by detecting particulate in the air. hence why steam from a shower can set them off. this seems to detect smoke specifically so it wouldn’t be tripped by fog or dust
JFlash7 t1_iwcbym9 wrote
Yep. This detects the gasses emitted by combustion rather than just the presence of smoke particles.
DanimusMcSassypants t1_iwcdtx1 wrote
Also keeps lumberjacks from taking smoke breaks.
belarged t1_iwcg70r wrote
Keep your government electric noses off of my trees!
supified t1_iwcdozy wrote
Really? Cause my detectors do Co and smoke, so I would have thought it was more sophisticated than just particulate matter.
FoolishChemist t1_iwce00t wrote
It's CO, not Co. Co is Cobalt
supified t1_iwce809 wrote
Oh dang, I think I may have a Cobalt leak in my house.
orangutanoz t1_iwdev2m wrote
Settle down Jed Clampett.
Andrewop t1_iwextj3 wrote
This killed me
CreamOnCats t1_iwcf228 wrote
How many million of these would you need to setup? Why can’t we just have more Angelina Jolie’s sitting in a tower. Case closed.
It had me wondering if thermal satellite imagery was a real thing? Or is that just drones in spy movies?
Zrolix t1_iwcnead wrote
There are satellites that use IR sensing to locate potential wildfires. NASA has their MODIS and VIIRS satellites, however because they must orbit, detection may be delayed by a few hours. The resolution is also limited to about 0.5 km.
AlmostFamous502 t1_iwch668 wrote
Sorry, we only have that kind of money for war
orangutanoz t1_iwdjjm9 wrote
All jokes aside, these sensors would be far quicker and more accurate at detecting fires that a human in a fire lookout. Especially if that person had to climb all the way down for a toilet break at the wrong time.
NettaUsteaDE t1_iweg79i wrote
Shhh, you just setup a seat with a hole in it at the top.
Gravity will take care of the rest
BuffaloInCahoots t1_iwdjrmv wrote
Man I wish fire watcher was still a thing you could do. I would love that job, don’t even have to pay me that much, just enough to live a regular simple live in the off season.
blinkysmurf t1_iwcgrix wrote
“Electronic Nose” like we’re rolling chicken bones here.
A smoke detector with telemetry.
Connbonnjovi t1_iwcmwao wrote
Sounds interesting. Although, this is the same idea as Smokey The Bear which is part of the reason we have mega-fires now. If we put out all the smaller natural fires, you don’t have control of the underbrush, causing higher density of flora, allowing fires to spread more easily.
spacepeenuts t1_iwckmrn wrote
Reinventing the wheel here
ninjastarkid t1_iwe6lqw wrote
This feels like a waste. Even if you put them in national parks and things, how many fires are started outside these places if not by humans then naturally?
Numismatists t1_iwh28u8 wrote
Just another company ignoring their own footprint.
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Adventurous_Light_85 t1_iwdn6nt wrote
I am the only one in California that gets the feeling that the authorities in California aren’t actually that interested in preventing forest fires. I mean we’re in like the top five biggest economies. Probably the largest tech economy. We have some of the oldest forest and the largest trees on earth yet we can’t seem to allocate enough assets and tech to stop these fires. Many of which are started by the electrical companies that are basically controlled by the government.
Helgen_To_Hrothgar t1_iwcm6kb wrote
It’s a smoke detecting nose on Dolph Lundgren’s baahhhhddyyyyy!
supified t1_iwc5159 wrote
If i'm not mistaken, those are called smoke detectors and they've been around forever.