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Youtube-Gerger t1_itdqx8e wrote

I am suprised the scientists didnt get SLAMMED by the camera instead. These headlines nowadays smh

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slashfromgunsnroses t1_itdxw3n wrote

These 5 new cameras have got scientists salivating!

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IsRude t1_itew4cs wrote

"THIS FUCKIN CAMERA HAS THE SCIENCE MEN JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN DAMPENING THE FRONTS OF THEIR TROUSERS"

I'm glad someone else mentioned it, because this headline made me ill.

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RuneLFox t1_itfikvz wrote

A 3200 megapixel camera? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me camera... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets CAMERA WANTS TO FLASH inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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ElCoyoteBlanco t1_itjh3ih wrote

Female astronomers are gushing and squirting over the latest technology for cameras!

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imafraidofmuricans t1_itg95r3 wrote

That they did not even care to do it with the DART probe shows they don't understand how self -parodying it has gotten.

"Probe SLAMS asteroid" is an open goal!

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