TheRageDragon t1_jc4ud3t wrote
Reply to comment by other_usernames_gone in PotatoP Laptop Aims for Two Years of Battery Life by diacewrb
Yeah, but you can at least eat the potato when it's out of power and fast reload a new one. Potato charges computer, then potato charges you. Circle of life.
Ursa_Solaris t1_jc5gfeu wrote
But when no potato, no computer. Such is life.
blahblahrasputan t1_jc5h677 wrote
I don't even know what is a potato.
Contagious-Laughter t1_jc5q82o wrote
TIFU flashback
jdayatwork t1_jc6ad8c wrote
One of the funniest stories I've ever read.
Ivebeenfurthereven t1_jc6avd5 wrote
[deleted] t1_jc6m4iy wrote
Just, nobody look up the coconut one, okay?
TheSirFeffel t1_jc77yra wrote
Deal.
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Ursa_Solaris t1_jc5ta57 wrote
Potato is myth. Only exist in dream.
TheRabidDeer t1_jc5ospk wrote
How does one even potate?
phantompenis2 t1_jc7ebfo wrote
Kodama_prime t1_jc7easa wrote
Go watch a World of Warships game. Plenty of potato there....
wholesomefuckingshit t1_jc7rqw8 wrote
If we steal all of Russia potato, Russia can’t launch nuke
MetroidJunkie t1_jc7ab7u wrote
Poor GLaDOS
thedirtydeetch t1_jc5nmed wrote
Not true. Once the potato is drained of ions, the Heinz reaction can not occur, so the nutrients don’t metabolize properly when you cook it. That’s why you don’t see deionized potatoes as an industry, because even the cows can’t be sustained off them.
GigaPuddi t1_jc66ufa wrote
.....I honestly cannot tell if this is true or not.
darkcrow101 t1_jc6gs08 wrote
This is true.
Source: I'm an internet scientist.
atticlynx t1_jc68zvf wrote
/r/VXJunkies
__Overthinking t1_jc6hlev wrote
What is that sub? Is it supposed to be a joke? I've scrolled through and my brain hurts
DBeumont t1_jc7oaj9 wrote
Reminds me of r/FifthWorldProblems.
GilbertnotGiblert t1_jc6p5rs wrote
I’m like 80% sure most of the words used on this sub are made up
saysthingsbackwards t1_jc7sv9w wrote
Fun fact: All words are made up
FlowKey777 t1_jc5z5u8 wrote
True, but beanz, meanz, Heinz?
emptysoul365 t1_jc69bjl wrote
That's why you submerge the potatoes in tomato soup.
AtypicalSpaniard t1_jc5jzbf wrote
Fast reload has to be my new favorite word when talking about potatoes.
Available-Camera8691 t1_jc5j8jr wrote
Elton John wrote a whole fucking song about it.
BullSitting t1_jc5sxxs wrote
Or Tim Rice...
mr78rpm t1_jc5zeu0 wrote
Sorry, not true.
Chemical reactions between the potato and the metal things you jam into the potato cause electrical energy to be made. If you ate the potato, you'd be eating the residue of these chemical reactions, which, by the way, are probably poisonous.
TheRageDragon t1_jc63er7 wrote
I've seen enough superhero movies to know that this is how one becomes Tater Man
Emu1981 t1_jc5sl9t wrote
>you can at least eat the potato when it's out of power
That would likely depend on how long that potato provided power for lol
dsnineteen t1_jc6ix7c wrote
Now I need to know if there’s enough chemical energy in a potato for it to theoretically cook itself.
MudInternational5938 t1_jc7oi1o wrote
Lol
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alaskarawr t1_jc85g89 wrote
>>then potato charges you.
Tell that to the Irish.
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