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ZhugeSimp t1_jbjhx7m wrote
That's the 2.0 model, waiting on preorder
brademerika t1_jbjj3a7 wrote
Me too.
jakart3 t1_jbjjdc4 wrote
Someone will hack it and bite others tounge (or worst)
whatistheformat t1_jbjlar8 wrote
>However, while many social media users saw a funny side to the device, others criticized it as “vulgar” and “creepy.”
I don't get this sentiment. If you feel this way about it, you're not going to buy one. If two other people use it, that's their business and they are going to use it in their own private way. I doubt if they can force someone to watch them using it. How is it vulgar if it's mutual and private? Is pooping in private vulgar too?
I'm looking at it and thinking fine, go to town. What difference does it make in my life? none whatsoever.
Stock-Hippo9570 t1_jbjsk1x wrote
New income stream for cam girls.
C0rn0li0 t1_jbjtyk6 wrote
Fleshlight adapter for phones? 🤦♂️
The_Slad t1_jbjuyir wrote
I really want to stop seeing this abomination in my reddit feed.
daviddevere t1_jbjw5p1 wrote
In development is, of course, penis and vagina for long distance sex
twbrn t1_jbk0uh8 wrote
Yeah, most of the rest of us feel that way too.
icaruza t1_jbk1sxm wrote
Teledildonics
SmashTagLives t1_jbk1u1r wrote
I know the difference, you’re getting one of these, and you’re going to kiss it while you poop. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
orangutanoz t1_jbk3zk7 wrote
You’re gonna place it where you poop. Nothing wrong with that either but I might suggest washing it after:
HumbleH t1_jbk5akq wrote
Horrifies me too
Marx_Forever t1_jbk6rno wrote
About that. I remember two dudes talking about such devices and how they worked in a podcast about 10 years ago, one guy was even freaking out because it came with hair. So I'm assuming they've been around even longer than that.
litritium t1_jbk6ypo wrote
and a face-changing app so you don't realize you're having remote sex with Barney Gumble.
A_Gent_4Tseven t1_jbk8gc1 wrote
So what’s the TTIGF on one of those things?
daviddevere t1_jbkarit wrote
But that older version was mains powered and lube found to cause a short across the tip. . At fifty hertz it gave what was noted as a ‘throbbing gristle’ effect. .
GSPilot t1_jbkazqy wrote
There’s a whole segment of US society that is all about telling others what they can’t do, simply because they personally don’t like it.
The world would be so much better if everyone thought like you.
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Tenurialrock t1_jbkbnyu wrote
r/ImAbsolutelyPuttingMyDickInThat
speculatrix t1_jbkcsd0 wrote
I find it hilarious that the term used for this is "Teledildonics"
speculatrix t1_jbkcxre wrote
I find that term hilarious, I heard it almost 30 years ago.
AverageFilingCabinet t1_jbkdj3u wrote
I'm no psychologist, but I imagine that thing can't be good for people who struggle with loneliness or other mental health problems. Just like things like Replika and those weird animatronic sex dolls, it seems to me like it's specifically designed to prey on those people.
Besides, it is absolutely creepy. It's basically a disembodied robot mouth; what about that isn't creepy? That doesn't mean I'm criticizing people who would use it.
beobabski t1_jbkdkng wrote
There is no depravity, no matter how deep, that you cannot justify using this argument.
Mutual consent does not magically make things acceptable. People will agree to utterly horrendous things.
A skilled manipulator can convince others to do things which are not in their best interests, and they will end up utterly convinced that it was their idea.
stoner_97 t1_jbke5a7 wrote
Simply amazing
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ChocoMaister t1_jbkewv9 wrote
I don’t think people will use this to “kiss”…
drwho_2u t1_jbkfr4o wrote
Someone watched Big Bang Theory!!!
Polohrndz t1_jbkg9uq wrote
Wat dat mouf do
IndigosKnowThings t1_jbkgnmo wrote
It's already happened.
King_Merlin t1_jbki9b0 wrote
Reminds me of the one black mirror episode
Lets_Bust_Together t1_jbkiird wrote
Can guys fuck it?
Ok-Yogurtcloset6205 t1_jbkiuoz wrote
Fleshlight??
MrTreize78 t1_jbkkcmr wrote
That thing is terrifyingly fascinating.
woolsocksandsandals t1_jbkl575 wrote
Or Arrested Development.
OilRigExplosions t1_jbko1gg wrote
3 factor authentication.
“Put your mouth where your money is, to unlock your bank account.”
Slodin t1_jbkqj44 wrote
you show it to any social media group a lot of people are gonna be disturbed.
speaker_hat t1_jbkqv1w wrote
Straight into r/weird
Resafalo t1_jbkr3gc wrote
On any list for „how to turn your parasocial viewers into crazed stalkers“ the use of this device is prob in the top 3
Your_Fan_Shran t1_jbkssy4 wrote
“Kissing.”
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NeverFresh t1_jbkt71i wrote
r/IdputmydickinthatsofastthatYOURdickwouldgetwhiplash
Comrade_agent t1_jbktacv wrote
I will not hear anyone out...^(it's already loud and clear)
NeverFresh t1_jbktb9v wrote
Of course.
TheHamborgular t1_jbkv82e wrote
Is this the MCUs Galactus?
RedDragonFairy t1_jbkxn6w wrote
“Where’s the tongue?!” 💀
lakotainseattle t1_jbkyg4z wrote
Underrated
doitnow10 t1_jbkz3o0 wrote
I'm even more horrified of anyone who says there's nothing wrong with this
Resident_Piccolo_866 t1_jbl0mrd wrote
Paging Howard wallowits
Saint_Hell_Yeah t1_jbl325d wrote
B2-J2
dogboystoy t1_jbl3hit wrote
It is named Brent. Now you can will be pro.
longster37 t1_jbl3ph4 wrote
That’s kinda weird imo. I bet most men will put their dicks in it.
zomxboy t1_jbl4qfq wrote
Howard Wolowitz from MIT was the original creator of this device. Another example of IP being stolen! /s
femsci-nerd t1_jbl4wnw wrote
You know what men are going to ask their long distance GFs to do with this device.....
jjs42011 t1_jbl6gu9 wrote
Fleshmouth. A brand extension.
McKeviin t1_jbl6vhe wrote
xAUSxReap3r t1_jbl6xtw wrote
Followed by eventual disappointment when LDR couples meet up for the first time and find the real penis isn't as big as the web based device...
BrianOconneR34 t1_jbl8w1q wrote
“Kissing” devices… right
MJ4Red t1_jblbgc0 wrote
There's an APP for that...
KryptCeeper t1_jblbr17 wrote
I love the fact that "dildo" is bang in the middle of both of those words.
Ruzhy6 t1_jblcd69 wrote
Haven't you seen the film, "I dated a robot"?
elafave77 t1_jbld4wj wrote
This has been going on for at least 10 years. Definitely not new.
Marx_Forever t1_jblffmi wrote
Hooked on Teledildonics worked for me!
King0fMist t1_jblkj5q wrote
Really stick your tongue in there to activate the sensor.
greenlime_time t1_jbll9nf wrote
Reading it now for the first time and happy to report that the hilarity isn’t bound by nostalgia
greenlime_time t1_jbllf10 wrote
It only goes away when you make out with it, but you have to get a passing score
henry_why416 t1_jblmdaa wrote
I mean, it beats cybering.
baconbrand t1_jblprgi wrote
My lips are so chapped and sore 😭
facets13 t1_jblsot3 wrote
We were promised Sex 2.0 one of these days…
crimsonblueku t1_jblsqyf wrote
I should call her
m3ngnificient t1_jbltext wrote
I'm an American and it horrified me too.
beardedbast3rd t1_jbltfyj wrote
Best quote in the article at the very end
“Thank you technology”
theoneronin t1_jbltme3 wrote
Does it bite if hacked?
Leovaderx t1_jbltyfj wrote
We have laws for basic human rights. As long as they are respected, consent is consent.
Leovaderx t1_jblukp1 wrote
Well a dildo is a disembodied penis, and thats perfectly normal... The mouth might be new, but creepy sounds a bit exagerated imo.
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IdealIdeas t1_jblzx97 wrote
It was awhile ago (10+ years), but I swear I remember seeing an article on full sized sex dolls that mimic their partner to some extent, so you could technically have sex over the internet. I think another idea was to be able to link it up to porn and it would mimic one of the people while the video played.
So it probably does exist but in its current form is to expensive for the average joe, but people are still working on making it more robust and affordable to the general public.
DreadPirateGriswold t1_jbm1huv wrote
Howard Wolowitz-san has entered the conversation...
Infinite_Bob t1_jbm1tvw wrote
Relevant username
SmashTagLives t1_jbm2dp1 wrote
Well, If this thing has a tongue…everyone will be putting it in their ass
darsvedder t1_jbm4cmo wrote
in Annie Edison voice I liked it
N8Widdler t1_jbm4h0n wrote
"The year is 2077, we still rely on fossil fuels and everyone has a fleshlight attached to their phone."
FeloniousFunk t1_jbm6312 wrote
The word “dildo” itself is from the Middle Ages
AndeeElizabeth09 t1_jbm63s3 wrote
The Big Bang Theory did this first and it was horrifying then and it’s horrifying now
geo_gan t1_jbm7848 wrote
So… five euro worth of TPE shaped into mouth and what looks like a cheap rotating motor turning a cam mechanism to push it in and out slowly from behind. What other snake oil electronics did they include. Utter garbage.
Captain_Tooth t1_jbm78q6 wrote
Ok we all know something else will be placed between the lip machine but are afraid to say it.
horrorkesh t1_jbma6r6 wrote
This is just horrifying in general
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gargamel314 t1_jbmh7p3 wrote
Funny how CNN assumes the rest of us are cool with it
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snds117 t1_jbmkcpi wrote
Wolowitz did it first.
TheTinRam t1_jbml2w0 wrote
This is like wfh for heather harmon
cardinal_moriarty t1_jbmlc60 wrote
Another foray into the brave new frontier of Tele-dildonics.
iliveonramen t1_jbmmgtq wrote
I mean, a mouth and lips can do more than kiss…
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BreakingtheBreeze t1_jbms5tk wrote
This is actually an AI training tool.
Dennisd1971 t1_jbmsotp wrote
No the boys that thought they may never get kissed never will unless they get one of these as well
A_Gent_4Tseven t1_jbmt27l wrote
Time Til It Gets Fucked
Vast_Cricket t1_jbmuw6v wrote
give me a break. Covid virus protected?
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shep2105 t1_jbmvcdx wrote
Straight out of The Big Bang Theory's creepiest scene
MikeTheGamer2 t1_jbmvnnd wrote
There is fairly large amount of people that don't suffer from loneliness, or mental health issues, buying sexdolls. I assume you are also referring to those?
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Also, how hypocritical of people to call a diesmbodied mouth creepy but a dildo is perfectly fine.
MikeTheGamer2 t1_jbmw161 wrote
Sure. People are afraid of things they don't understand or can't accept others being ok with it.
MikeTheGamer2 t1_jbmw7fx wrote
I'm cool with it. This is basically a sex toy for a man. What's the problem?
MikeTheGamer2 t1_jbmw96q wrote
Not really new, though
The-Grand-Wazoo t1_jbn01un wrote
Just because we can doesn’t mean we should
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LeeSinSTILLTHEMain t1_jbnkd97 wrote
I know what to do but I don‘t know if I have the strength to do it.
toodog t1_jbnmrdj wrote
Asking for friend, does it have teeth
Neo_Techni t1_jbnori4 wrote
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Poutsosavros t1_jbnwxeu wrote
Shrek kiss !
whatistheformat t1_jbokye6 wrote
doesn't affect my life or yours, people are going to do what they want to do.
Shoresy69Chirps t1_jbox9gw wrote
You sound like my ex wife
AverageFilingCabinet t1_jbp1n54 wrote
The fact that this keeps going back to sex toys really just proves my point. Not to criticize anyone for using them, but this thing isn't supposed to be a sex toy.
Also, no; my concern is that this is pretty clearly designed to target people who already struggle with loneliness. I guess you could make the same argument about dildos and the like, but those are designed to sit still and maybe vibrate; this thing is specifically designed to mimic the feel and motion of actual lips.
Ruzhy6 t1_jbperat wrote
Futurama reference
Idc what people do
CN2498T t1_jc3ys7u wrote
So now people can give themselves oral sex?
Bo0ombaklak t1_jbjg5sj wrote
r/dontputyourdickinthat