Submitted by thebelsnickle1991 t3_11bijb1 in gadgets
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FjordExplorher t1_j9y61dm wrote
I don't know about that. My wife's 100+ pounds and I'm usually pretty happy if she's on my lap.
Fluffy-Wombat t1_j9yl66h wrote
She’s also got a great clam shell
Runswithbeertoo t1_j9yo1ct wrote
She’s not as easy to turn on as my laptop though.
Frosti-Feet t1_ja1i95y wrote
Yeah but she runs just as hot
357FireDragon357 t1_ja23ilh wrote
Nah, judging by the comments, she has a lot of fans.
CantWantIt t1_ja29yoz wrote
Does she have 43 inches????
Logpile98 t1_ja8y7df wrote
Best OP can do is 4.3 inches
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12345CodeToMyLuggage t1_ja1s9xz wrote
And costs half the price
Touchit88 t1_ja2jx1a wrote
As hot or ass hot?
TheTinRam t1_ja3ae7b wrote
She needs more than only fans to cool her off
Dafiro93 t1_j9yquos wrote
Have you tried pressing the clit button?
NPCwithnopurpose t1_j9zdvyk wrote
Are you assuming she’s a ThinkPad?
EdGee89 t1_ja1dfuc wrote
Not if she's blonde.
geronimosykes t1_ja0atfz wrote
Tried, couldn’t find it
Shurigin t1_ja28j6e wrote
Really good at Unzipping files though
AkirIkasu t1_j9zddcx wrote
I'm not an expert on women, but I don't think they're supposed to have shells.
loulouana t1_ja0vk5t wrote
It’s okay as long as they don’t sell them on the seashore.
Annadae t1_j9zjix9 wrote
And an other port as well
orangutanoz t1_ja1yup9 wrote
There’s three ports mate.
Blinx-182 t1_j9zpynh wrote
She sells seashells by the seashore😮
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_j9yepac wrote
Me too
amibeingadick420 t1_j9yet0s wrote
Me too
Rich_Homie_Tom t1_ja0i5mn wrote
Me too
OGDonglover69 t1_ja1k6ti wrote
Me too🥧
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LifeInLaffy t1_ja1eh23 wrote
Our wife
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_ja1eiya wrote
Ok Borat
LilWalsh t1_j9yfpan wrote
I also choose this guys wife
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j9z5kt3 wrote
I also choose this guys dead wife on my lap
MyPronounIsGarbage t1_ja048cr wrote
Underrated reference
TyRoSwoe t1_j9yp4km wrote
Technically if she is 400lbs, she is 100+. Just saying…
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ghostly_shark t1_j9zz1ee wrote
Oh yeah well my wife is 200+ pounds
schwanball t1_ja18rx9 wrote
6’4”?
ghostly_shark t1_ja1amx9 wrote
4’ 11”
Godplaysriki t1_ja2i5ds wrote
Lil chubster
WonderWheeler t1_ja19xn8 wrote
That is furniture! Plywood top and bottom. Just needs some folding table legs and a big suitcase handle!
PatchworkFlames t1_j9zwjyy wrote
I’m also pretty happy when your wife is on my lap.
Cloud2319 t1_ja0qaz2 wrote
I also choose this guys 100+ pound wife!
jjj49er t1_ja0v63w wrote
I think we need an independent opinion. Send your wife to my house with the laptop, and I'll figure out who's right.
abdab909 t1_ja1rgv4 wrote
I’m also happy when this person’s wife is on my lap
oouttatime t1_j9zh7z8 wrote
Asked for that one
TequilaMagic t1_ja22m4c wrote
My man with the wisdom!
A1000eisn1 t1_ja2ddqw wrote
Simple solution: put a butt on the laptop.
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kessa1111 t1_j9yi42q wrote
Saw the build video (I'm a fan), and they did indeed put that whole thing on Katelyn's legs and she was using it. Although it took two people to put it there and I'm guessing it wasn't for very long.
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innkeeper_77 t1_j9z3enp wrote
It totally can if you are a giant…..
The project is ENTIRELY for being silly. Their criteria was that it needed to function as a laptop, with internal batteries and everything. Others have made larger “worlds largest laptops” but they weren’t internally powered, one massive one at a trade show even had a rear projection ROOM. (See hackadays recent article on this for that one) - this laptop is useless, the keyboard is even unusable big…. But it DOES all function so theoretically a giant could use it as a laptop.
j_dog99 t1_j9y8ltm wrote
Hardly a desktop, that's a whole desk
JustSomeoneCurious t1_ja0qkcx wrote
Welp, I guess the designers took desktop literally with this laptop
BloomEPU t1_j9y8aax wrote
The people who made it tested it out in their youtube video, I think they had to wear some kind of leg padding.
Shanhaevel t1_ja2dmr7 wrote
My thoughts exactly. There is no point to this thing.
ChunkYards t1_ja2c3qy wrote
It’s made of wood .
Suekru t1_ja2scq5 wrote
I mean. 100 pounds on your lap isn’t not that bad. People sit on each other all the time lol
DTFlash t1_j9yf35c wrote
Why are all the comments "Well that's not practical"? It's not supposed to be, it was made as a goof.
AkirIkasu t1_j9zcve8 wrote
You'd think the giant oversized novelty keyboard might have been a hint.
I'd make a comment about how they should have got it from how much Evan and Katelyn laugh in their video, but I would be even more amazed if they watched the video than if they read the article, which also makes it super clear that it's not made for the purposes of being practical.
MikeDubbz t1_ja33y0d wrote
Considering all the blank real estate on the base, for the sake of the goof, you'd think they'd have gone all out and make it a truly huge keyboard that fills up the entire base instead of just the relatively smaller portion that it does.
inconclusivereality t1_j9z0h7b wrote
I love Evan and Katelyn! They make things just for fun.
D_Rex0605 t1_j9zqwgo wrote
lizrdgizrd t1_ja1mreh wrote
I just watched this a few days ago. Saw the title and wondered if it was them.
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Calligraphee t1_ja2asld wrote
They're so creative and they have the DIY skills (and available tools!) to really make things work out that you'd think would totally fail (like this laptop). I love their channel!
MayorBobbleDunary t1_ja1t8jj wrote
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Domesticated_dad t1_j9y9bt1 wrote
We found Shaq's 3DS.
bonesnaps t1_jabmukf wrote
3DS Lite*
Mitoria t1_j9ygr9o wrote
Idk why people aren't getting the comedy of this. Even and Kate are hilarious and I've watched a ton of their videos--this is meant to be silly and weird and not at all serious.
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financialmisconduct t1_j9yz2hl wrote
It's basically a portable desktop
I'd have one, it fits in a car, protects the screen, and gives me my full environment anywhere
SoftlySpokenPromises t1_ja0380u wrote
I can see the humor in it, but ain't no way I'm calling something that weighs 100lb portable or a laptop.
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financialmisconduct t1_j9z024s wrote
It's a very minor edge-case, but it's certainly preferable to lugging my 60lb desktop + 40lb monitor, along with all the accessories, only to find out they don't have anywhere for me to setup when I get there
SoftlySpokenPromises t1_ja03bv5 wrote
What kind of monitor do you have that weighs 40lb?
financialmisconduct t1_ja0413s wrote
47" fluorescent back-lit LCD
SoftlySpokenPromises t1_ja0sohu wrote
Yep, that'd certainly do it
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financialmisconduct t1_j9z0q6j wrote
I have laptops, but trying to showcase a design concept to a client on a 16" screen is damn near impossible
AkirIkasu t1_j9zd8fe wrote
You realize this is the same people who made a mood-ring toilet seat, a velvet toilet seat, and also have a website they made with a sponsor with the domain feelurbutt.com?
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Secure_SeaLab t1_j9yyi2p wrote
But it just comes off as wasteful and stupid. Where’s the funny part?
TheMace808 t1_j9zy7zl wrote
Oh shush worse stuff has been made or wasted for a joke. At least they’re spending their own money and could just take the parts out for something useful
Secure_SeaLab t1_ja1f4o2 wrote
Ok, I mean lots of people think stupidity is funny I guess. Seems like a waste at best.
TheMace808 t1_ja1fcg1 wrote
I mean yeah it’s funny because it’s absurd, they could probably just take the parts out and use it for something serious, not much of a wasye
A1000eisn1 t1_ja2dtjv wrote
Absurdity is the foundation for comedy. Did you ever consider that you have a poor sense of humor?
MagnesiumLead t1_ja2hptj wrote
Things can be lighthearted, numbnuts.
Paymepoo t1_j9zocrw wrote
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
GhettoFinger t1_ja16bni wrote
Was…was the keyboard mechanical type that reproduced the sound of thunder with each stroke 😱?
Frosti-Feet t1_ja1rdr6 wrote
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vanderzee t1_ja5qvmx wrote
surely each key stroke sounds like a shot from 50 cal sniper rifle
_Luckyboi t1_ja35nr6 wrote
Is this a copypasta?? It’s should be if not.
thepetoctopus t1_j9zl2nh wrote
I really hope Evan and Katelyn find this thread. They would get a kick out of the number of people who are struggling right now.
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evanandkatelyn t1_ja3k4y5 wrote
Ahahaha thanks for the heads up! Very interesting to see the conversation our build inspired
MagnesiumLead t1_ja2hrno wrote
If they see this, hi! :)
samwe5t t1_j9yywvs wrote
The brain cells in this thread are few and far between
GreatWall t1_j9y32uz wrote
How big is you lap?!
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ackermann t1_j9zdqav wrote
And in the thumbnail image above, she’s just watching a Twitch streamer? Which you could do on a smart TV, with no computer at all
thepetoctopus t1_j9zns91 wrote
The twitch stream she’s watching is their own stream. They make silly projects like this just to see if they can. They stream on Twitch as well. I recommend checking them out at Evan and Katelyn on YouTube.
TheMace808 t1_j9zyap5 wrote
It’s a joke lmao
monkeyman1947 t1_j9ysxja wrote
Ok, but I know a music producer that, on visits, drags his iMac Pro to and from his parents home in Maryland.
throwawaygreenpaq t1_j9zzecp wrote
I read MacBook Pro five times and wondered what was wrong with dragging it to Maryland.
LateTripper t1_j9zxbpo wrote
Gotta level up to that m2 chip. The upgraded air is more than powerful enough for music applications now.
monkeyman1947 t1_ja09lrv wrote
It’s not an issue of ‘power’. His iMax Pro has plenty of power to edit multiple streams of music. The issue is having a compatible monitor (to include a built in camera). I suspect a smaller M1 iMac would work as well but with a lot less viewing ‘real estate’.
D_Rex0605 t1_j9zqvic wrote
Evan and Kaitlyn
rickytrevorlayhey t1_ja1rygy wrote
They are great. Recommend
ace72ace t1_j9y7g6f wrote
More like a tabletop if you ask me…
fixed_your_caption t1_j9z1ewm wrote
Your mom’s laptop.
Uptown_NOLA t1_ja1g02f wrote
Forget carpal tunnel, this baby will give ya tennis elbow.
RatedHDG t1_ja1iok8 wrote
When Andre the Giant orders a laptop
r4ckless t1_j9yqb3u wrote
That’s hilariously big
OriginalMrMuchacho t1_ja0mfta wrote
Whose ‘lap’ is this designed for, André the Giant?
WellJustJonny t1_ja1cbjd wrote
Can it run KSP2 at 100fps?
questionname t1_j9ydovd wrote
The weights more than a standard desktop and monitor.
AndrewZabar t1_j9ylh2q wrote
But imagine the RAID array of SSDs you could stick in there!
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Avia53 t1_j9zsd6q wrote
So portable too.
VictorHelios1 t1_ja12gkl wrote
Pretty sure that no longer counts as a “laptop” and is now actually just a desktop
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SpiritRelative6410 t1_ja1hoic wrote
So a desktop
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GrizDrummer25 t1_ja203ce wrote
At some point, as a culture, we need to learn that words have meanings. This is not a 'laptop' if it needs a table.
flippydifloop t1_ja2dfkp wrote
yea but a table has legs so theoclitorally it could have a lap.
southerncardinal t1_ja3axbt wrote
Theo what
firebos7 t1_j9yeojg wrote
Laptop...
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
smthngwyrd t1_ja11565 wrote
Inconceivable
448977 t1_j9yeyu5 wrote
Wouldn’t want to be sitting next to this on an airplane, provided they could get it on the plane LOL.
TheFoxandTheSandor t1_j9yfnit wrote
Lotta boobies on that screen Cotton
AndrewZabar t1_j9ylksm wrote
?? Whatchoo saying? I like boobies where were there boobies?
BipedalWurm t1_j9ykge2 wrote
Still gotta lean forward
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cj_606 t1_j9yzajf wrote
*floor computer
ccv707 t1_j9z9y75 wrote
…..a desktop?
thbigbuttconnoisseur t1_j9zaynr wrote
Screen that big and she's still slouching forward.
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about2godown t1_j9zheuo wrote
Could we? Yes. Should we? Also, yes. But maybe no.
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BauerHouse t1_j9zvauc wrote
How do they vent heat?
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CleverJail t1_ja03g70 wrote
Many things are laptops with enough determination and a willing lap
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ynazuma t1_ja04d0d wrote
A hinge does not a laptop make
It’s in the name. “Lap”….
inflatableje5us t1_ja079k1 wrote
It’s not a lap top.
give_me_a_great_name t1_ja08g94 wrote
why
icanith t1_ja09gv5 wrote
"Includes heating pad for your aching back", you mean the laptop itself?
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dubiousadvocate t1_ja0ecuw wrote
I had an Aussie coworker in the 1980s kid me saying “you yanks slap a handle on anything and call it portable”. Andre The Giant couldn’t have fit this on his lap. 🤣
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VladandCoke t1_ja1a8zf wrote
So a tv ?
CyEriton t1_ja1eezn wrote
I know this is a gag but I’d actually use something like this (with a huge laptop bag) when I need to work out of a hotel
warlock415 t1_ja20lqa wrote
Hopefully you didn't fly to the hotel, they'd make you buy an extra seat for your laptop.
newbies13 t1_ja1k11c wrote
So a regular laptop, with a monitor attached, and a ton of unnecessary plastic for novelty.
warlock415 t1_ja20qci wrote
More like a regular computer with a lot of batteries, and plywood for "novelty."
snakebite2017 t1_ja1opvx wrote
Why is called a laptop when it's not design to be use on their laps?
Ok-Novel-3867 t1_ja1qhcw wrote
Love the portability of it. So practical
Treyspurge t1_ja1rlfy wrote
Lieutenant Dan is the only person that could possible use this as a “laptop”.
warlock415 t1_ja1zof0 wrote
Someone in the video, near the end when they're showing it off in public (I gues they were not really worried about someone grabbing it and running off with it...), says "whose laptop is that, André the Giant?!" which made me have to pause the video for a minute till I was done laughing.
Also makes me wonder for a moment the ratio of people who know him from his wrestling career vs his acting career.
daxxarg t1_ja1uf70 wrote
…..So a heavy computer
TheRealKushh873 t1_ja1w4h4 wrote
Safe to say, that is no longer a lap top but a table top computer.
darkaurora84 t1_ja1z44t wrote
This seems like an appropriate laptop to bring to class
warlock415 t1_ja1zwjn wrote
Author and I were on the same wavelength.(myname) — 02/23/2023 10:16 AM
today in “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
dang-ole-easterbunny t1_ja20ffn wrote
evan and katelyn!
Thl70 t1_ja21vaj wrote
Take my money!!!’
TalkinTurtle t1_ja22ljz wrote
As much as I'd love to be that guy pulling this out in a lecture hall I don't think that will fit on the theater style chair desk things
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Goretek562 t1_ja29e2k wrote
Lol wtf
spacelyspocet79 t1_ja29kl9 wrote
Lol laptop right
Chair_Toaster t1_ja2cmu4 wrote
You have to ask why it’s so cheap.
Salmizu t1_ja2gd3v wrote
For only 100 pounds thats a fuckin steal
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Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of “laptop”
Whose lap? Giants
TopHatProductions115 t1_ja2hf79 wrote
Still can't play Hogwarts Legacy at 60fps! jk
MagnesiumLead t1_ja2hn9u wrote
Guys, this isn't meant to be a marketable product. It was made for YouTube as a fun/interesting project. You all take things way too seriously...
woowooman t1_ja2l6rg wrote
I think I had one of these in college. Dell Inspiron 9100. My gosh that thing was an absolute tank.
dwsam t1_ja3xtsi wrote
I had the Lenovo W520, but it was only 25 pounds.
Seaguard5 t1_ja2lk87 wrote
So can I buy one?
I can’t find the actual listing anywhere…
MikeDubbz t1_ja33l37 wrote
100 pounds? I mean 50" tvs are relatively light these days, maybe 20 pounds? Even that sounds high. Meanwhile a typical laptop these days must weigh maybe 5 to 10 pounds. Where is all the extra weight coming from? Did they just load up the base with a bunch of extra weight so that it doesn't fall over when you pull up the screen?
TheTinRam t1_ja3a9r3 wrote
I need a bigger backpack. I’m about to look like I did in first grade
petrol_roses t1_ja5lwb9 wrote
That's a TV with a keyboard
Alsimmons811 t1_j9z6nj8 wrote
My 15 inch subwoofer doesn’t weigh that much, how can you call it a laptop?
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Vegan_Harvest t1_ja0ma80 wrote
That's stupid.
dontcareitsonlyreddi t1_ja0xu3x wrote
I felt like she would deflect honest criticism with non-existence misogyny
Oohwshitwaddup t1_ja1uvk9 wrote
Youre fucked
dontcareitsonlyreddi t1_ja1yjeg wrote
*you’re
Oohwshitwaddup t1_ja2b8v7 wrote
Good on ya pal.
internalogic t1_j9yott5 wrote
“When is a laptop a desktop?”
dekuweku t1_j9yoyj2 wrote
That's just a desktop.
Webfarer t1_j9yzmvb wrote
Lap-top just lost its meaning
TooMuchRope t1_j9z1nsv wrote
So a desktop
Spacecoasttheghost t1_ja0s0gc wrote
This is not a fucking laptop, do not call it that.
Affectionate_Gas8062 t1_ja398xn wrote
it’s a laptop
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ihateandy2 t1_j9yewyq wrote
r/diwhy
bigtiddyhimbo t1_j9yf3lk wrote
Sounds like a less efficient desk top
povlov0987 t1_j9zijuh wrote
What makes it a laptop? People are so fucking stupid
TheMace808 t1_j9zxyd3 wrote
It looks like it, it’s a joke build lmao
povlov0987 t1_ja21ex9 wrote
I mean, there is no way to tell what is a joke and what is pure stupidity for the masses.
TheMace808 t1_ja21pgz wrote
What do you mean, who would look at this and think it’s a serious attempt at making something useful, the joke here is that it’s absurdly big
povlov0987 t1_ja21u8a wrote
Have you ever talked to an influencer? Never underestimate idiots with money.
TheMace808 t1_ja21vzh wrote
There’s a whole YouTube video, they make dumb stuff all the time
Cultist902 t1_j9yeokd wrote
Y tho
diymatt t1_j9z3f6g wrote
They never fail to annoy me.
Oohwshitwaddup t1_ja1uyfz wrote
Just look the other way big guy.
colorado_dan_rubin t1_j9y12l2 wrote
Once I saw the wood normally used for home flooring... Hard pass
TheMightyPikachu t1_j9yccap wrote
so you were considering it before then??!?
AndrewZabar t1_j9yl3do wrote
Who wasn’t??!! //kek—
colorado_dan_rubin t1_j9yln5l wrote
As a severe technophiliac....yes
kermitRKO t1_j9y1frl wrote
Hardly a laptop, that’s a clam shell desk top. You’d crush your bloody legs having that on your lap.