Submitted by thebelsnickle1991 t3_11bijb1 in gadgets
FjordExplorher t1_j9y61dm wrote
Reply to comment by kermitRKO in A custom 100-pound laptop with a 43-inch screen by thebelsnickle1991
I don't know about that. My wife's 100+ pounds and I'm usually pretty happy if she's on my lap.
Fluffy-Wombat t1_j9yl66h wrote
She’s also got a great clam shell
Runswithbeertoo t1_j9yo1ct wrote
She’s not as easy to turn on as my laptop though.
Frosti-Feet t1_ja1i95y wrote
Yeah but she runs just as hot
357FireDragon357 t1_ja23ilh wrote
Nah, judging by the comments, she has a lot of fans.
CantWantIt t1_ja29yoz wrote
Does she have 43 inches????
Logpile98 t1_ja8y7df wrote
Best OP can do is 4.3 inches
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12345CodeToMyLuggage t1_ja1s9xz wrote
And costs half the price
Touchit88 t1_ja2jx1a wrote
As hot or ass hot?
TheTinRam t1_ja3ae7b wrote
She needs more than only fans to cool her off
Dafiro93 t1_j9yquos wrote
Have you tried pressing the clit button?
NPCwithnopurpose t1_j9zdvyk wrote
Are you assuming she’s a ThinkPad?
EdGee89 t1_ja1dfuc wrote
Not if she's blonde.
geronimosykes t1_ja0atfz wrote
Tried, couldn’t find it
Shurigin t1_ja28j6e wrote
Really good at Unzipping files though
AkirIkasu t1_j9zddcx wrote
I'm not an expert on women, but I don't think they're supposed to have shells.
loulouana t1_ja0vk5t wrote
It’s okay as long as they don’t sell them on the seashore.
Annadae t1_j9zjix9 wrote
And an other port as well
orangutanoz t1_ja1yup9 wrote
There’s three ports mate.
Blinx-182 t1_j9zpynh wrote
She sells seashells by the seashore😮
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_j9yepac wrote
Me too
amibeingadick420 t1_j9yet0s wrote
Me too
Rich_Homie_Tom t1_ja0i5mn wrote
Me too
OGDonglover69 t1_ja1k6ti wrote
Me too🥧
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LifeInLaffy t1_ja1eh23 wrote
Our wife
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_ja1eiya wrote
Ok Borat
LilWalsh t1_j9yfpan wrote
I also choose this guys wife
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j9z5kt3 wrote
I also choose this guys dead wife on my lap
MyPronounIsGarbage t1_ja048cr wrote
Underrated reference
TyRoSwoe t1_j9yp4km wrote
Technically if she is 400lbs, she is 100+. Just saying…
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ghostly_shark t1_j9zz1ee wrote
Oh yeah well my wife is 200+ pounds
schwanball t1_ja18rx9 wrote
6’4”?
ghostly_shark t1_ja1amx9 wrote
4’ 11”
Godplaysriki t1_ja2i5ds wrote
Lil chubster
WonderWheeler t1_ja19xn8 wrote
That is furniture! Plywood top and bottom. Just needs some folding table legs and a big suitcase handle!
PatchworkFlames t1_j9zwjyy wrote
I’m also pretty happy when your wife is on my lap.
Cloud2319 t1_ja0qaz2 wrote
I also choose this guys 100+ pound wife!
jjj49er t1_ja0v63w wrote
I think we need an independent opinion. Send your wife to my house with the laptop, and I'll figure out who's right.
abdab909 t1_ja1rgv4 wrote
I’m also happy when this person’s wife is on my lap
oouttatime t1_j9zh7z8 wrote
Asked for that one
TequilaMagic t1_ja22m4c wrote
My man with the wisdom!
A1000eisn1 t1_ja2ddqw wrote
Simple solution: put a butt on the laptop.
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