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neoprenewedgie t1_j6h22om wrote

I was so disillusioned when I went off to college and the bathroom stall graffiti was still lame. However, there was one quote I saw that stuck with me for over 30 years:

"She's so hot, I'd drag my cock across 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."

I dunno... there was just a certain poetry to it.

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Ziggy5tardu5t t1_j6kktta wrote

I've heard it as:

"I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"

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neoprenewedgie t1_j6kmnfk wrote

A little more low-brow, but same general idea.

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Mahatmajohndi t1_j6m7rc2 wrote

I agree, the pissing in the tin cup really exudes that classy vibe. Seriously, I really agree.

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