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Canadian_Burnsoff t1_j5zhoml wrote
I'm assuming that kow is supposed to rhyme with tow and not cow? I'm also assuming that I'm not the only one suddenly mentally pronouncing cow and tow wrong.
username32768 t1_j5zk4p1 wrote
Same here. Was fulling expecting to see a 60's Batman comic strip showing "Ta-Kow" while Batman slaps the Joker.
Oldamog t1_j5xtchw wrote
Almost wish there were squiggly lines and dots to aid pronunciation...
MaximusGrassimus t1_j5xrl1m wrote
Taco, or Ka-Chow
DmSam t1_j5xqk1n wrote
This is the white American pronunciation.
SensitiveAd5962 t1_j5y4pac wrote
It's like a Swedish intern reading the menu to come up pokemon names. "Go choretzo" "chor-chor"
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XBThodler t1_j5xr0oo wrote
Quesadilla got me 😃
WhydoIexistlmoa OP t1_j5xr464 wrote
So did Churros depending on how you read it as. I first read it as "Choo rouse".
theblondepenguin t1_j600o4x wrote
Yeah I read the choo as choochoo (train)
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XBThodler t1_j5xr72t wrote
Lol yeah
harrybarrydairy t1_j5y1xmt wrote
I instantly read “Kei suh deez nuts”
CorlyBonney t1_j5yhoid wrote
K-sa-dil-ya lol
XBThodler t1_j5zbgwe wrote
Much better 😀
CookiePush t1_j5xq2lj wrote
This could also do well posted in r/Crappy design and r/DontUnderstandSpanishPhonics
Ishouldntbecommentin t1_j5yjy8o wrote
I contend that OP was pronouncing it “right” the whole time: they’re just reading this “wrong”. When your car breaks down mid-transit, do you call a “Thao” truck or a “Toe” truck? And, if you‘d say “Buh-ree-tow,” why’d one assume ”Cow” for… why am I even typing this? Who is my audience? Frickin’ ne’rmind.
WhydoIexistlmoa OP t1_j615nol wrote
Kow can sound like cow because the "K" can be similar to a "C" sound. It's the same as the word potato which has different pronunciations.
Ishouldntbecommentin t1_j6brzsj wrote
OP, if this type of thing interests you, please read ANY book by Steven Pinker. My personal favorite of his is, “The Stuff of Thought,” which - if memory serves - is the third book in two different trilogies. I’m about to open it to a random page to give you an excerpt so you may have a better idea of whether or not it is something that’d interest you:
“One of the reasons I explained verb constructions in chapter 2 was that they show that even our most quotidian acts can be framed in different ways, such as the difference between ‘spraying paint on the wall’ (cause the paint to go) and ‘spraying the wall with paint’ (cause the wall to change).
”Within cognitive psychology the most famous example of the effects of framing comes from an experiment by Amos Tversky and Daniel Kahneman, who posed the following problem to a sample of doctors: ‘A new strain of flu is expected to kill 600 people. Two programs to combat the disease have been proposed.’ Some of the doctors were then presented with the following dilemma:
”If program A is adopted, 200 people will be saved. If program B is adopted, there is a one-third probability that 600 people will be saved and a two-thirds probability that no people will be saved. Which of the two programs would you favor?
”If you’re like most doctors who were given this choice, you will pick program A, the sure option, rather than program B, the risky one. The other set of doctors was presented with a different dilemma:
”If program C is adopted, 400 people will die. If program D is adopted, there is a one-third probability that nobody will die, and a two-thirds probability that 600 people will die. Which of the two programs would you favor?
”If you’re like most of the doctors who faced this choice, you will avoid program C, the sure option, and gamble with program D, the risky one.
”If you reread the two dilemmas carefully, however, you will notice that the choices are identical… Yet the doctors flipped their preference depending on how the same menu of options was framed. The crucial difference in wording alluded to a difference in metaphors. The people who would be saved after receiving the treatment were construed as a ‘gain’… whereas the people who would die were considered a ’loss’.” - Steven Pinker, “The Stuff of Thought,” circa 2007; p. 243-244.
Electrical-Ad-1197 t1_j61uf1k wrote
DI-A-RHEA
kplong02 t1_j621za8 wrote
This should be higher
West_Abbreviations53 t1_j5xumus wrote
this is the texan version
Inevitable-Ear-3189 t1_j5zdeqs wrote
Peggy Hill style
Dusteronly t1_j5zrwo1 wrote
Tacow tacow
the_grAyLIEN t1_j5zzrqi wrote
Ta-COW! Moo, bitch!
qetral t1_j60r4v6 wrote
I saw kowtow when I first saw it. Now I want to say ka-pow except with ta-kow the next time I order from there - which will be a long time. Their food is addictive as crack and about as nutritional.
PolMcManus t1_j62ai9u wrote
All of them are wrong except the churro.
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penededios t1_j5xxzze wrote
While the phonetic spelling helps, the pictures do not necessarily portray the actual food being named.
First-Fondant-3335 t1_j5ya5zx wrote
Thank god it's CHA- and not ZA-
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olcrazypete t1_j5z27vs wrote
My favorite dad thing to do is go to the local gringo mexican place and loudly in front of the kids order a Quesadilla - but pronouced more like Quay - sa -diller.
ind3pend0nt t1_j5z4bvz wrote
My name is “Tay-Co.”
DuncanStrohnd t1_j5zljsr wrote
It’s spelled “Talko”. Just how it sounds. Ask Bubbles.
vinx_finx t1_j5zn3rj wrote
Well how have you been saying it all this time
sorrydave84 t1_j5zxijn wrote
This is why pronunciation guides with anything but IPA always suck. I get what they were going for, but English has too many possible sounds for any given spelling
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shadowking1130 t1_j60rjda wrote
I read taco as tachau. There's a joke there, but I think I'm just gunna deny it existed (Just in case, I'm gunna put a /s)
GreasiestBob t1_j61kupu wrote
I already know how to pronounce them but had trouble reading this out
oxmvaxr t1_j61sjw3 wrote
thats all wrong lmao, thats not a taco thats not a chalupa, for sure that's not a gordita and that's not a quesadilla...
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Imaginary-Aspect-813 t1_j625bln wrote
se dice quesadillaa retrasaoos
3piecesets t1_j62fm52 wrote
i’m hungry
porgy_tirebiter t1_j62ij62 wrote
You should hear how I pronounce fajita
fothergillfuckup t1_j62n8sv wrote
Maybe "ta cows" is just the thanks you give for their sacrifice?
mroboto2016 t1_j62nudc wrote
I can't remember what cartoon it was, maybe Family guy or something, where they pronounced it "Tack-o's."
pharmdocmark t1_j5xu25f wrote
I’m reading “Ta-Kow,” as in “KaPow,” haha. I would’ve written “Tah-Koh.” But, each to his/her own perception. :)