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EmberanceTV t1_j6kir9w wrote

That's one way of getting your morning wood...

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Djangasdad t1_j6kjoma wrote

They can shove that birdhouse right up their ass

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Personal_Guest4270 t1_j6kk2vw wrote

It's a birdhouse..... until you apply 7 coats of high gloss polyurethane and squat on it for a pleasure filled Thursday evening. Well, that's what another guy told me.

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jimtobin t1_j6kkli0 wrote

Everything Everywhere All At Once vibes

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SlinginCats t1_j6km9lu wrote

"MINI" Wood Birdhouses?? Forgive me master, for I have neglected my training.

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Crypy0 t1_j6kmfdm wrote

Looks like the perfect home for a Woodcock 🤔👍🏻

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db720 t1_j6kmqi2 wrote

They could name that "chick sticks" and at least the name would be as ambiguous as the design

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Super_leo2000 t1_j6knjy2 wrote

It’s a birdhouse unless you want splinters and a hospital visit

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argama87 t1_j6kod9w wrote

Well then good news! It's a suppository.

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KJM31422 t1_j6kp5l5 wrote

Is there an r/thatsabuttplug ? Because this shit comes yo so frequently

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niccia t1_j6kp6hw wrote

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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stavago t1_j6kp99q wrote

r/dontputthatupyourbutt

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Ricard728 t1_j6kpyn8 wrote

Put a bird on it and call it art!

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dogtroep t1_j6kqi17 wrote

THIS BASE IS NOT FLARED ENOUGH FOR YOU TO AVOID SEEING ME WHEN THINGS GO AWRY…

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Blanco932 t1_j6kruij wrote

.... If you're brave enough ....

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AnActualChicken t1_j6kse9f wrote

Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Put a little birdhouse up your butt

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Sordsman t1_j6kuga7 wrote

Anything can be a birdhouse if you're brave enough.

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willett_art t1_j6kw8zz wrote

Something something… if you’re brave enough

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MacbookOnFire t1_j6kz8ox wrote

Is that $1.24? How can they possibly make a profit on that

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vector5633 t1_j6kzaem wrote

I don't think any amount of lube will help that go in....Oof!

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quintinn t1_j6l1aao wrote

Anything is a birdhouse if you try hard enough.

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New_Dragon_Lady t1_j6l2hna wrote

Anything can be a sex toy if you try hard enough- from person working in pathology lab

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spiceypisces t1_j6l4mra wrote

Birdhouses or Buttplugs sounds like Modest Mouse album. Rip Jeremiah

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Maddy186 t1_j6l7zlr wrote

Everything is a dildo if one is up for it.

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avgsmoe t1_j6lbny1 wrote

Isn't that how the They Might Be Giants song goes? Put a little birdhouse in your hole...

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User03500 t1_j6lkx7c wrote

A mouse house. Easy , give me something hard to predict

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morebitter t1_j6luokk wrote

That is a BIG or. That would be impressive.

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theArkys t1_j6m3ijv wrote

Or the dildo, if you brave enough

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talentedpup t1_j6mfd7w wrote

The real question is: are you brave enough?

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UnnecAbrvtn t1_j6mmix9 wrote

Or... "Am I walking through various stores looking for random things to shove up my ass. "

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Darth_M0L t1_j6mzobn wrote

That is actually for the removal of tapeworms. You catch a bird. Put it in the holder. Insert bird holder with the bird into your butt. The bird will become hungry in your butt and eat all the tape worms. Now you are cured.

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durntaur t1_j6ox37c wrote

Anything...if you're brave enough.

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