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Kennedy_Cooz t1_j5ykt3z wrote
The United State of Alaska
Raskoll_2 t1_j5ymcig wrote
Based Atlanta or whatever it's called
tnfrs t1_j5ynp7z wrote
i had to zoom in because i could swear it said Crunchy Sea and I wanted that to be real
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gollumaniac t1_j5yracr wrote
Hawaii.
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juniorkirk t1_j5yu9df wrote
I mean, those are the 3 major cities, 2 major landmarks, and 2 major Interstates.
Darodar t1_j5yy6jy wrote
That's fair
Swiss8970 t1_j5yyhls wrote
I love how the only geographic points of importance on the smaller map are pikes Peak and the Mississippi river, everything else can get bent lol
kikmaester t1_j5yz94d wrote
I don't know what it is, exactly, but this is just so perfectly hilarious to me! The tone, the execution, it's all just 🤌
Fighterbg t1_j5z0udv wrote
Poor Hawaii
allegate t1_j5z6dje wrote
Whoever drew that mini USA was like, “yes I have seen a map before. What are you talking about?”
franktheguy t1_j5zbg0l wrote
PoiSoNoUs sNakEs
blastzone24 t1_j5ze36u wrote
Michigan apparently
Ferreteria t1_j5zg9a4 wrote
What the hell is a "Michigan"? You made that word up.
philthebrewer t1_j5zi5wg wrote
Hell yeah my CONUS city made the map!
reddit_user13 t1_j5zksuv wrote
The important .2% of US population.
Bella_dlc t1_j5zlwlj wrote
The fact that Cold Bay and Unalaska are a thing on this map
tacknosaddle t1_j5zlzgp wrote
If I lived in Alaska I would totally have one framed on my wall.
TallFryGuy t1_j5zpnc2 wrote
“I didn’t realize Hawaii was so big!”
TallFryGuy t1_j5zq6br wrote
Yes they protect people from the Russian invasion.
Trkcvrdum t1_j5zrlfg wrote
Nights watch standing guard in the bitter cold, protecting the rest of us from wildlings and worse
McMacHack t1_j5zvwhj wrote
They are acting all froggy ever since their Electoral votes actually got counted
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Darth_Corleone t1_j601uyz wrote
They misspelled Mauna Loa
Jassida t1_j603qg3 wrote
Whoever made it is a racing fan
fruitcup729again t1_j60di7q wrote
Yeah, we're represented better than usual in this map. I'll take it as a win.
Kuhlde1337 t1_j60fh2y wrote
There are dozens of people who are very proud of this post.
l1b3rtr1n t1_j60fx56 wrote
As a Michigander, I am horrified.
piquedinhighschool t1_j60gvib wrote
Alaska is something like 99% wilderness. One of the most beautiful places on earth. Visited a few years ago and I can’t wait to go back. Amazing place.
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Seightx t1_j60o2r5 wrote
Don’t worry Alaska, once the rest of the states are on fire or underwater it’ll be your time to shine.
RealJeil420 t1_j60xgic wrote
Still New Zealand
RealJeil420 t1_j60xkr4 wrote
Alaska is Canada's "Canada".
ChaoticAtomic t1_j60zqfn wrote
Still hawaii apparently.
allegate t1_j610k0r wrote
Unexpected r/nightvale
altonbrownie OP t1_j612vfl wrote
You know the toe?
GriffinFlash t1_j613soa wrote
Think it's that tire company who give stars to restaurants. /s
tanj_redshirt t1_j615wo5 wrote
Hi from r/Alaska! This gets posted frequently and yes, it's a novelty item. I bought some in bulk and gave them out for Christmas a few years ago. Here's a link:
> Alaska mapmakers revenge! This Alaska map alludes tongue-in-cheek to the afterthought treatment of Alaska by many map publishers in placing Alaska in a small box off the coast of California on maps of the “United States of America.” This accurate and detailed (for the Alaska portion) map measures 17 x 25 inches and is printed on medium weight archival paper (8 mil/170 gsm, matte finish) and is suitable for framing. It includes a table of information comparing Alaska with the lower 49. Printed in Alaska. Mailed in a tube.
47ocean47 t1_j61ddmr wrote
That's West Canada
sharksnut t1_j61fct2 wrote
"Seward's Folly"
ProfCNX t1_j61klhb wrote
United Alaska of America
AlaskanTroll t1_j61q28w wrote
I like how they made Hawaii bigger. Lol.
ahole4words t1_j61t4f9 wrote
Still Hawaii 😓
littleMAS t1_j61vnwl wrote
If Russia conquers Ukraine, the next thing Putin will want back is Alaska.
Mustard__Tiger t1_j61ww6a wrote
Cries in Canadian
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collapse1122 t1_j623g3j wrote
with ice thawing and artic trade route/resources becoming a thing, alaska will never be seen as an afterthought again.
Ordinary_Knee2709 t1_j62702x wrote
Someone is mad 😂
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elevenminutesago t1_j62a77a wrote
Hawaii is represented larger than Texas.
AgoraiosBum t1_j62i6mo wrote
Hawaii gets decent respect.
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Teska-Tenka t1_j62kv8s wrote
Alaskan Alaska of Alaska
BastardAtBat t1_j62lej1 wrote
Fuck yeah! Pikes Peak! What a magnificent fucking peak. That beautiful peak rises up out of the ground like some mythical guardian. When it's snow capped, it is the perfect representation of American something or other.
fothergillfuckup t1_j62t43c wrote
General Grabber?
AfterAardvark3085 t1_j653akl wrote
In the continent of North Alaska
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