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My wife is a nurse in the OR and has been wanting to do this forever…since I was scheduled for a hysterectomy, this was a golden opportunity! We taped this reminder on my belly for them to find as they prepped. 😂🤣😂 it was the first thing I asked about when I woke from sedation.😂

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I used to get to the operator of those calls, and when they asked for the make & model, I answered "1974 Ford Pinto". They'd apologize and hang up, and they stopped calling for a month or two.

Idk what body part this is, but I'm pretty sure I don't have it.

It’s the top of my abdomen. I certainly hope you have one!😂

And what did they Say?