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snafubar_buffet t1_j62p6s9 wrote
Bravo! Well played, maestro
hendralely t1_j62qm75 wrote
Best I can do is a poot.
Koifish_Coyote t1_j62pqtf wrote
That wasn't a toot
ShouldersBBoulders t1_j62qcg8 wrote
So, one time at band camp...
Klin24 t1_j63btw1 wrote
"I farted stranger on the shore."
LyricalJessieJames t1_j62v877 wrote
A wood wind instrument...
diggemigre t1_j62r8w6 wrote
Blow it out your ass.
Aware-Arm-3685 t1_j6330jk wrote
Probably a pain in the ass to play.
papapikey t1_j62psgr wrote
It plays only bum notes
tccack t1_j62q36v wrote
It's the moistening of the reed that's risky.
jens-2420 t1_j62wzcz wrote
Brass 😂
nubsauce87 t1_j630lyn wrote
*Bass
jimbolikescr t1_j6368ao wrote
I'm over here thinking "wait but why would they make a clarinet out of glass?"
SymphonicStorm t1_j64l7ay wrote
A brass clarinet is just a saxophone. This is a bass clarinet.
jens-2420 t1_j6czyd7 wrote
Correct 👍
GlidingFish t1_j62s6hr wrote
Mine sounds more like a trumpet.
Specific-Building-73 t1_j62vegn wrote
Monty Python's butt trumpets have some competition
redmambo_no6 t1_j638sfh wrote
Gives “blow it out your ass” a new meaning.
swibirun t1_j62paje wrote
Squidward! You've been playing it wrong, no wonder it sounds so bad.
Haus1991 t1_j62qo1n wrote
Real nice bottom notes though
AlexHanson007 t1_j62v6c1 wrote
Part of the wind section along with the bum trumpet.
MajestyMather t1_j633dmv wrote
Don't let squidward catch wind of this then all of bikini bottom's suffering will double
Alternative-Still641 t1_j6366p9 wrote
Another reason to shove it to your anus
[deleted] t1_j639u2c wrote
Closely associated with the butt trumpet
OlFlirtyBastard t1_j63hmnx wrote
And now we have a new put down. Instead of the old and tired Dipshit, Fuckwad or Asshat, we now have Ass Clarinet.
BrainSqueezins t1_j67jlju wrote
It works. Think about it. Loud, high pitched voice that carries; can be frenetic; often tries to position itself above the rest of the music; wants to be cool like a saxophone but never will be.
yep.
OlFlirtyBastard t1_j689g3v wrote
The clarinet is the minivan of the orchestra
ChairmanGoodchild t1_j63ow7a wrote
"And this one time, at band camp..."
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el_Chuchmay t1_j62r3vn wrote
The hype and the mystery
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just_one_nacho t1_j634esv wrote
This one time at band camp
K1rkl4nd t1_j63d49i wrote
More like a crevasse tool..
Senior_Raccoon_6536 t1_j63d8vg wrote
Dads have been playing this wind instrument for centuries, much to the torment of their families. But no matter how much we practice we never get better.
urinalchunder t1_j63hgwa wrote
You've gotta start somewhere. You can't just jump right into the ass tuba and expect be proficient. Start small, work your way up.
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og-lollercopter t1_j642j5a wrote
The reed tastes like shit tho
SuperRusso t1_j64e288 wrote
Well that's how you find gigs as a working musician...
[deleted] t1_j66artc wrote
Someone call Alyson Hannigan
ChondroArt t1_j66lgq4 wrote
Gave em the old ass clarinet and rusty trombone.
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BetterTreat t1_j67ga78 wrote
Dante’s Inferno, Canto XXI, line 139.
Earthling1a t1_j62ossu wrote
Crack that open and give it a toot.