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I heard your Mum had already got the job though?

They turned my mum down. All because she didn’t have the looks they were looking for.

She there for the wide fittings?

Your mother is employee of the month…every month

Holy shit I found where my mom works!

Yeah she wanted a double decker bus yesterday

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Found the Velvet Jones.

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Can’t fit her in to the list of sizes stocked.

I worked there for a few weeks. It was a real pain in the ass.

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I know a couple ladies that went to college there.

Tinder shut that place down overnight.