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mtsai t1_j293jnk wrote

I know right, yellow shirt with khakis, who does that ?

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corvusisdead t1_j29bm3f wrote

everyone’s talking about the mannequins junk i wanna know why tf he has dips in his forearms

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Every_Lack t1_j2e1wp2 wrote

That’s where they carved out the wood for the stiffy!

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DarkNova55 t1_j291xam wrote

Why? Is it bigger than yours?

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herberstank t1_j2978w2 wrote

I certainly hope not, a depression that large in the forearm seems totally unnatural

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DarkNova55 t1_j29oqsf wrote

I think you and I were looking at different places lmfao

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HaveUtz t1_j291z74 wrote

This makes you speechless? Do you gawk at tits on a mannequin as well? Do you easily get bamboozled by realism?

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kkirv t1_j297arr wrote

OP isn't used to seeing someone so happy to see them.

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COYFC t1_j2ak2aa wrote

The real wtf is why they made it go horizontal. At least tuck it up into the waistband like an adult

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ZGTSLLC t1_j2a4ikv wrote

I'm the kind of person who would fondle the mannequin tits to make others uncomfortable while I am looking at them and licking my lips while looking around lmao

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leforian t1_j2btrek wrote

I saw one with ridiculously hard nipples

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DeathWalkerLives t1_j294b2l wrote

"Which side does sir dress?" 🤣

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timesuck897 t1_j2aqa2y wrote

That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?

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DeathWalkerLives t1_j2dqhlz wrote

Guessing that's a Friends reference? I was living abroad during those years and never caught up, so I miss most of those.

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Sivalleydan2 t1_j298ljv wrote

A question from back in the day...

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floridawhiteguy t1_j29yiem wrote

Any good tailor will still gently inquire the same of a new customer.

Not that it matters in the actual fitting or hemming of pants, just a courteous avoidance of the manhood in measuring.

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Scorppio500 t1_j2b06od wrote

I've heard this, but i have no idea what it means.

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baphosam t1_j2b3ewq wrote

What direction does your penis hang.

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Opinions_ArseHoles t1_j2bvfk8 wrote

Okay, take this test. Hop on one leg. If you're right-handed it points left. Right for left-handed men.

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MarJulAle t1_j294j0q wrote

Proof that Reddit is inhabited largely by pre-teens.

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lalafalala t1_j2fl7im wrote

I dunno man, doesn't this seems more like the opposite? As in, a pearl-clutching little old 75-year-old lady's reaction?

Admittedly it's been a long time since I was a 12-year-old, but IIRC the standard reaction to something like this was this. Hell, I'm 43 and that's pretty much how I reacted now, only, you know, with a jokey hint of self-aware irony thrown in because I know such a reaction is juvenile.

Shocked into speechlessness, on the other hand, is exactly how my bafflingly recently-prudish, septuagenarian mom would react to this, which leads me to suggest that with this we now have proof of the before-only-theorized .02% of Reddit that falls into that category.

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xoCuntBetch t1_j291mlv wrote

He’s happy to see you

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edrny42 t1_j2anoz2 wrote

No. It's just a mannequin in his pants.

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babycrowitch t1_j299li6 wrote

If this leaves you speechless, wait til you see a real One!!!

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citizenjones t1_j295goa wrote

I know right? I wear mine on the left

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RevolutionaryHall214 t1_j29pdxb wrote

People nowadays have no sense of humor , these comments are straight morons , it’s a mannequin with a dick laugh about it don’t insult the OP

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badbackEric t1_j29y8jk wrote

Ahh, to be 16 again. Fighting down constant random boner syndrome.

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Unlucky-Put-7679 t1_j2a2gaf wrote

I'm asexual and thought y'all were talking about the divers in the arms then I read the comments

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drbeeper t1_j29gmff wrote

Picturing OP playing with the mannequin crotch for 10 minutes to stage the photo 'just right'...

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NinjaEnt t1_j297f4h wrote

How else are you gonna know how the pants fit around your junk?

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Mr_Show t1_j29dn4u wrote

It's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store.

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_Blackstar t1_j2auv16 wrote

Exercising his 2nd amendment right to pack some heat.

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ReallyRiles55 t1_j2ctx0z wrote

I mean, female mannequins have nipples…

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_welcome t1_j2c55jk wrote

loll probably just an interesting fold in the pants...i mean jeez if his dick were that low, he'd have to pee at an upward trajectory out of the zipper

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Shoddy-Medium-4707 t1_j2cctkk wrote

Well it's very rude to stare. We men/mannequins have a hard time controlling that, emphasis on the hard.

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Darth_M0L t1_j293074 wrote

Could be a womannequin

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erog84 t1_j293nzj wrote

Jealous?

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babycrowitch t1_j299ps6 wrote

Should we make them to look like roblox?

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dwwdwwdww t1_j29ekgr wrote

yeah! what's with these weird forearms... I'm still unable to talk

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bokamon_ t1_j29ih4v wrote

Do you have a bulge in your pant? Or are you just happy to see me

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em3am t1_j29ws1p wrote

Those fore arms leave me speechless too.

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DayOdd8171 t1_j29xo1x wrote

Hey! I dress right too!

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RedRing14 t1_j2a1w8b wrote

Unrealistic expectations from society again.

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cjboffoli t1_j2ag3s0 wrote

In the mannequin catalog, that model is called the Dirty Sanchez.

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Groundbreaking-Rub91 t1_j2agvaw wrote

No one noticed the big dents on the arms, because of the dick :)

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Kahless_19 t1_j2ahh5d wrote

Why you got to embarrass my man's like that.

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ErrantsFeral t1_j2aiab5 wrote

Something went really sideways on arm day.

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AirborneMarburg t1_j2aoq6e wrote

OMG, you are totally right! Look at those weird forearms. WTF is wrong with the mannequin's arms?

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Royale_Sarah t1_j2at41k wrote

Shouldn’t the tag be in the back?

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WiltedRaven t1_j2atefy wrote

Am I missing something? Or is op having a stroke?

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Kresida t1_j2avcwh wrote

I think its safe to say that you'll never go broke preying on insecurities.

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NonfungibleFungus t1_j2avuvb wrote

That's just where an employee hides their stash. Genius.

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MennReddit t1_j2awcom wrote

It's designer jeans, designec to wear right... or left...

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Holdem88 t1_j2awf1t wrote

Happy to see you..

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skylinedrive1 t1_j2ayxyu wrote

Had to return those pants. Too tight in the crotch for me.

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MissiveGhost t1_j2b2hkj wrote

I mean look at the price I would be speechless too

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South_Bit1764 t1_j2b6hxc wrote

I knew someone that would walk through stores like American Eagle and stuff a can of deodorant in the mannequins pants. ClaaAAAaaasy!

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sruboskyjr t1_j2b7kbq wrote

Yea there’s def something wrong with his arms

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phoenix252005 t1_j2b7luh wrote

Damn that dude is packing lmao 🤣

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Inavandownbythecreek t1_j2b8569 wrote

well, it is a woody.....with a woody....cue the song, she's a whooty....

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BigZaber t1_j2bcxvy wrote

It be like that sometimes, don't know where to put it....

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GimmeCandy1 t1_j2bi0j5 wrote

😳🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

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GimmeCandy1 t1_j2bi6qu wrote

I’m thinking somebody’s fired

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Agreeable_Rhubarb_93 t1_j2bna51 wrote

The good ol' mini cuke in the pocket trick. Usually works, but we all remember Spinal Tap...

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delcodick t1_j2bor9y wrote

I can see why. Nobody is that White

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PixieStyx8 t1_j2c3flc wrote

I'm more worried about the scooped-out forearms?

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johnandahalf13 t1_j2c4txu wrote

Nicely equipped but he just lays there.

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harrismdp t1_j2cd6pu wrote

That doesn't seem that funny. I mean I see mannequins all the...oh I see it

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Amperjam t1_j2cdoea wrote

That mannequin is packing heat

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Spikedcloud t1_j2cpv31 wrote

There is nothing there, no bulge, flat.

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[deleted] t1_j2d3cen wrote

You need to get out more lol

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Sonny-Moone-8888 t1_j2d9vua wrote

It's to show how snug the pants fit...I guess.

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zq-trk t1_j2dbhh9 wrote

Y’all talking about how the mannequin be packin. I wanna know what’s workout routine he’s using for those forearms

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Uplifting_85 t1_j2dkbz6 wrote

I can’t say that I quite grasp fashion these days. I’m all about function.

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ManicEveryTime t1_j2dodod wrote

As I've been telling my wife, it's just the way the pants sit doesn't have anything to do with the waitress.

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ka_bob t1_j2dvev1 wrote

Jeffrey Dahmer intensifies

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Sprinklypoo t1_j2dy44d wrote

Maybe the pants are padded too?

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cah4732308 t1_j2e6d24 wrote

? is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me!

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kuikuilla t1_j2aa38x wrote

Looks like a pistol.

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TarotSpa t1_j2cr7ob wrote

Disregard my auto-generated avatar… I have personally missed out on the benefit of showing off my junk. I have met girls that rejected me and months later complained about some hotter guys tiny “unacceptable” dick size. No one has said anything but “big” to me. Point is.. women flaunt their boobs all the time with their clothes.. and they look at bulges.. so why aren’t we showing off what we got already?

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SCP_Alpha123 t1_j2d5ms7 wrote

He's just excited to see you

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