A few months ago my daughter was sick, she had a fever for 5 days straight. One day in the middle of that, she tells me she wants me to take the Groot stuffie out of her room and is very upset about it.
- Me: "What happened, why don't you like Groot anymore?"
- Her: (through sniffles) "He yelled at me"
- Me: "........what did he say?"
- Her: "I AM GROOT!" (starts bawling)
- Me: (mostly to self) "Right, of course that's what he said, silly me"
I'm pretty sure she had a nasty fever dream...
Edit to add: it took a while, but she and Groot are friends again and he's back in her bedroom.
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