Mildly infuriating that 3 of the "Sincerely" options don't make sense

Wank Chariot is now how I will refer to any automobile

Dear Moron

Thank you so much for parking your wank chariot like an abortion!

I understand its difficult to park when failure is an integral part of your life.

But perhaps next time you could go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, A competent memebr of the society

Thank you so much for parking in a disabled spot.

I understand its difficult to park when your head is stuck up your ass.

But perhaps next time you can go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, Doesnt drive a boat on the road

Gold

Just a quick question on usage. Can we tick more than one box per segment?

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It's like that mad libs game 😂

No photos of only text.