Submitted by HumpieDouglas t3_zw4fkm in funny
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twohedwlf t1_j1srv17 wrote
What are the red spheres in the head?
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1srvjb wrote
$25 on Amazon. You get ones that curve right or left. The only thing missing is "Live, Laugh, Love" etched in the shaft lol.
steelup21 t1_j1sryj4 wrote
Sweet cock!
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1ss4gu wrote
Probably something you need to go to the clinic for. Seriously, probably some sort of candies.
RusskiBayonet t1_j1ssdzd wrote
Should have filled the bottom part with nuts.
cute_red_benzo t1_j1st6cp wrote
Dickuterie Board
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kthulhu666 t1_j1stu4l wrote
They look like Red Hots, which could be in the cookies, but also melt nicely in steaming apple cider on cold days.
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1sutfm wrote
Oooo that sounds tasty. I never thought of putting red hots into hot apple cider.
kthulhu666 t1_j1svm4k wrote
Simmer them on the stove a bit stirring occasionally. Warms your insides and makes the house smell nice. Edit - simmer in the cider that is lol.
NotTooOldForThis t1_j1sw47f wrote
Charcockery board!
creamyspoon t1_j1sws1f wrote
I just hope there's no cheese.
dblan9 t1_j1sx34j wrote
Ahahahaa She put Red Hots in the tip!!!
justabill71 t1_j1sxrso wrote
Anything's a snack tray if you're brave enough.
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1t02wz wrote
Frumunda cheese, a Christmas classic
vdrive t1_j1t0t6v wrote
"Wood you like to sample my goods?"
bansRstupid10281 t1_j1t2zs3 wrote
Needs a ranch container by the tip
Seafly42 t1_j1t4oc0 wrote
Why did you buy your friend a wooden penis?
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1t4q6n wrote
Because it's funny.
Seafly42 t1_j1t4sml wrote
Lol! I accept your answer
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1t655m wrote
She laughed out loud when she opened it. She has an immature twisted sense of humor like me so I knew she'd love it.
Seafly42 t1_j1t6aav wrote
You’ll hear no more from me, sir. Enjoy your wooden penises and whatever else makes you smile 😊
MakesMyHeadHurt t1_j1t9qru wrote
I was going to go on a diet. Then I saw their spread and said, fuck it.
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DoctorHubris t1_j1tc9a4 wrote
based on what I've learned from reddit recently, I guess that she's great and her name is Catherine.
Beaudoggie t1_j1tebrb wrote
I've got that same curve
Wolvesthatbyte t1_j1tias7 wrote
Nice bicep wooden board
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BellaFrequency t1_j1tl6sd wrote
Next time she needs to put assorted nuts in the balls.
CaptainPajamaShark t1_j1tlqva wrote
Needs a vagina equivalent called a char-cooter-ie board.
NoBlueOrRedMAGA t1_j1tndh9 wrote
Right on the electric element for me, thank you.
Cheap-Rice-3174 t1_j1twx86 wrote
I love this 😂
og-lollercopter t1_j1u4quf wrote
Apparently, women can’t have cookies. Cuz they’re stored in the balls.
Rybka980 t1_j1u6i7n wrote
I too give my friends the D for christmas, sharing is caring!
the_greatest_MF t1_j1u7hta wrote
looks like she blew it perfectly
Crafty_Grocery328 t1_j1uhv54 wrote
Gives a new meaning to 'eat a dick' doesn't it?
Thing_in_a_box t1_j1uliz6 wrote
And put dip in the tip
Adventurous-Mango405 t1_j1ulw0d wrote
wish i had one of these
HumpieDouglas OP t1_j1uo6jn wrote
$25 on Amazon. You can even choose one that curves to the left or right lol
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ronan7557 t1_j1veglb wrote
Great idea, Off to my cnc...
toastspork t1_j1vy94k wrote
Shot of penicillin, be as good as new.
jumperalex t1_j1wckug wrote
Meat Balls Sausages Ranch Dressing (though I prefer Blue Cheese)
This was the correct answer
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FuzzyCryptographer98 t1_j1wlc1a wrote
Peanuts and cashews in the balls, slices of salami in the shaft and pieces of cheese in the tip. A full meal for someone on the go.
Quick-Somewhere-6474 t1_j1wqxw7 wrote
What's it called
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OneInfinith t1_j1x9lwu wrote
Cockcuterie board
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xa8fg wrote
You win this round. I bow in your honor.
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xagll wrote
::AD:: Bump in your erection? It could be Peyronies Disease!
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xauq4 wrote
ahem it's called SOAKING
-BYU Sophomore
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xdhl5 wrote
I remember the "just the tip" game
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xdso9 wrote
Chow down in Flavor-town!
We prepare some pretty slammin' salmon
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xe3q5 wrote
Unless its Herpes 🤷
cute_red_benzo t1_j1xevbb wrote
Giggity
0h311 t1_j1xfnxn wrote
Speaking about the tip.. what’s in there now?
Adventurous-Mango405 t1_j1z2hzp wrote
lmfao that sounds awesome, will look it up!
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