Submitted by digitalmascot t3_zyoqoa in funny
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OnlyUsernameLeft123 t1_j2722uq wrote
I drink because you touch yourself at night Jerry. At least let me out of the bedroom.
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BostonDrivingIsWorse t1_j275j11 wrote
I’ve never seen a dog that looked so much like Tom Petty.
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steals-from-kids t1_j27nvd3 wrote
Well you shouldn't drink if you're just gonna get aggro.
DickNDiaz t1_j27y8ey wrote
All that's missing is s skateboard and a Social D. t-shirt.
Frequent_Singer_6534 t1_j29lwc5 wrote
Now look at the camera and say “I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”
echochambers_suck t1_j2a9ap5 wrote
Want to throw hands? Then stop taking pictures punk ass.
Noreaster0 t1_j279p0k wrote
My Dad Drinks Bud, King Of Beers.
Frequent_Singer_6534 t1_j29m1yu wrote
Well my dad drinks Miller High Life, the champagne of beers. So, ya know, checkmate!
Piffalizer t1_j271w3j wrote
The dog doesn't bark, worse he judges you.