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Well, are you ready to be pick?

I'd be worried about that sushi if they are giving out fortune cookies.

Your sushi place gives out fortune cookies? Hard pass...

Lol. True. It's pretty common in NJ though

Reorganize the letters and you’ll find your first clue leading you closer to the National Treasure.

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That’s because you known what I can do with my little finger. - James Bond