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Cth43 OP t1_j2esmo8 wrote

Reply to comment by fishead62 in Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43

This is what I am looking for

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rvarjg t1_j2f60rg wrote

Don’t listen to that guy. He couldn’t find his ass with both hands.

He’s a few fries short of a happy meal. A sandwich short of a picnic.

He ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Dumb as a bag of hair.

How am I doing? I’m as fine as frog hair.

He’s getting too big for his britches.

That guy will hold onto a nickel so tight, he’ll make the Buffalo burp.

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rvarjg t1_j2f6a6h wrote

Hell, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good.

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bull304 t1_j2far1l wrote

Sharp as a basketball, that guy.

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