fishead62 t1_j2ebg4y wrote
You’ve come to the right place: an old Texan. I’ll leave it to you make it sfw
- Busier than a one-armed paper hanger
- As useless as tits on a nun
- As useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
- Dumber than a box of hammers 
- They hid behind the door when God gave out brains
- If they had a brain, they’d take it out play and with it
- He’d complain about a blowjob
- (on someone being very angry) They were foamin’ like a dog on a frog.
I’ll come back if I remember more.
Cth43 OP t1_j2esmo8 wrote
This is what I am looking for
rvarjg t1_j2f60rg wrote
Don’t listen to that guy. He couldn’t find his ass with both hands.
He’s a few fries short of a happy meal. A sandwich short of a picnic.
He ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Dumb as a bag of hair.
How am I doing? I’m as fine as frog hair.
He’s getting too big for his britches.
That guy will hold onto a nickel so tight, he’ll make the Buffalo burp.
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