Stop being a dick.Submitted by BlueBuff1968 t3_z8qlib in funny
zuckerwho t1_iycqzin wrote
Officer: Why aren't you wearing protection? Don't you know you're spreading diseases??
Penis: But they don't make condoms that bi...
Officer: Someone get this dickhead a mask!
jonnyclueless t1_iyde3ma wrote
They had condoms that big in Naked Gun...
zuckerwho t1_iydedlj wrote
Therein lies the problem. He has never seen the movie.
Vegetable-Initial107 t1_iycv5pz wrote
I'm speechless. You are so funny!
zuckerwho t1_iycvolj wrote
I try and give back in my own way.
GANDORF57 t1_iyeh2fr wrote
There you are, enjoying the party, having a blast in your penis costume. Then the police show up and suddenly you're a hardened criminal.
LeftHandedAnt t1_iydl1ce wrote
Chef's kiss*
DannyMccormick t1_iydqw95 wrote
I love how creative some folks are…especially when it is a very serious situation
oneplusetoipi t1_iydfkr2 wrote
>Officer: Someone get this dickhead a mask!
face condom
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