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Fluffy-Doubt-3547 t1_ixm6sc1 wrote

I'm dying on the inside because I want to mock this so bad 😩

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tysons1 t1_ixm6vnd wrote

I'd like to see YOU write in Chinese without fucking up like crazy!

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funwithdesign t1_ixm7cdb wrote

Diet Cock obviously, regular Cock is too fattening.

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Oscarpepe t1_ixm7ctv wrote

Soooo. Diet cock is just a small penis?

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9182747463828 t1_ixm7o8g wrote

I prefer diet cock, full fat cock is a little uncomfortable

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Bajakid t1_ixm8nwh wrote

Beberages is phonetically correct 🤣

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ZortFarfignewton t1_ixmavb2 wrote

The difference between cock and diet cock is the vasectomy.

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brewmoon t1_ixmb3gc wrote

I bet most of the men who drive giant trucks have a diet cock. The ones with Trump flags all over the truck have cock zero.

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izziefans t1_ixmcl9q wrote

I would like to see what this Bebe cock is 🧐

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Fit-Mangos t1_ixmcri5 wrote

Chrysanthemum no problem… lol

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floydzepreo t1_ixmd40l wrote

How many calories saved with diet cock?

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ArleyJay t1_ixmdkkv wrote

Diet cock for me please

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Djinn2522 t1_ixmffmt wrote

I miss the old paper wrappers on Chinese restaurant chopsticks that were riddled with errors. My favorite was the instruction “Hold between forefinger and thurnb.”

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Sir-Farts- t1_ixmiep4 wrote

Yugoslavics pronounce it cook

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sanjsrik t1_ixmkvwc wrote

I get the cock. But what does diet cock look like?

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dontttasemebro t1_ixmleg3 wrote

I’d be interested in know how good this person’s Chinese is while they make fun of others’ English. Don’t make fun.

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Spotthedot99 t1_ixmnhym wrote

Me in a rural Vietnam town, trying to order lunch: Yeah, I'll have chicken and rice.

The server: cum?

My friends smirking.

Me, quietly: yes, cum.

The server, louder: cuum?

Me, still quiet: yes, cum please.

The server, even louder: cuuum?

Me: YES PLEASE I WANT TO EAT CUM!

Queue friends loosing it laughing.

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Saintfrank t1_ixmtj1c wrote

Go ahead, write “beverage” and “Coke” in Chinese…

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CorazonDeLion t1_ixmw1vn wrote

Do they have the Hard Cock or just the Soft version?

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Tinkton t1_ixn50l9 wrote

Why did they add coconut? I miss regular.

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Dbohnno t1_ixn5s4w wrote

Cock is my #1 beberage

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samipersun t1_ixnckz3 wrote

No wonder that Bebe rages! I’d be pissed too if I found two kinds of cock in my sprite.

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ceramikid t1_ixndboa wrote

Just for the taste of it…diet cock!

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EndOfSouls t1_ixnnjze wrote

Everyone knows cock is a fud, not a beberage!

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1live4downvotes t1_ixnoo2x wrote

as a native English speaker... I get it. I make typos all the thyme.

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Malthias-313 t1_ixnr7cg wrote

Hi, I'll have the Soft Cock Diet Coke and Ballsack Soup, please. Whaddya mean you only have Poo Poo Platters?!

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604_heatzcore t1_ixo07sp wrote

Soooo they can spell chrysanthemum but not coke? SMH.

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SketchyBoy118 t1_ixo4e4w wrote

Well they tried, beber is drink in spanish but i have no clue how they got cock

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D4K1000 t1_ixobfch wrote

I'd rather have Cock then Pepsi.

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South_Bit1764 t1_ixp5jmz wrote

Do you have any adult beberages? Can I get a Jack and Cock?

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IdlyCurious t1_ixqgwlb wrote

Replying to dontttasemebro (#651,596)

> I’d be interested in know how good this person’s Chinese is while they make fun of others’ English. Don’t make fun.

I'm going to have to go with those that say it still makes sense to consult a professional. This is like making fun of people who have woefully wrong Chinese words tattooed on themselves. That it's less permanent is balanced out by it being in a professional, rather than personal, context.

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ckfan t1_ixt4mam wrote

But they spelled Chrysanthemum correctly

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