Submitted by thats_taken_also t3_z89ozg in funny
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shin_tetsuken t1_iyalqq0 wrote
Oh don piano
DuffMiver8 t1_iyb3jgg wrote
All the live long day
shin_tetsuken t1_iye6ah9 wrote
Why I eyes ya....
ronchee1 t1_iyaoynn wrote
A classic
yParticle t1_iyak5o1 wrote
O long!
Massive-Johnson t1_iybtmtf wrote
You called?
nikeaaaron50 t1_iyaj8t2 wrote
More impressed with the shit chair!
Klotzster t1_iyaq4l9 wrote
Austin Powers 2 - Johnson!
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bluetriumphantcloud t1_iyallu9 wrote
You rule buddy!
than-q t1_iyanprg wrote
just how long is your johnson? it doesn’t all fit in the pic!
cuminbullets t1_iyapmi0 wrote
Glad it isn’t a video I know the stud finder behind him is beeping !!!
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Captinprice8585 t1_iyai2wo wrote
Nice!
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Commentment_Phobe t1_iyaisey wrote
Never used a logarithmic ruler.
Sauce_Paket t1_iyaj9tx wrote
Its to have humor once in a while...
jakedublin t1_iyajwu3 wrote
Looks pretty hard and stiff too.... We are most impressed! (And a bit jealous)
yParticle t1_iyakab8 wrote
6½ is above average. Well done. On... the genetics.
MarJulAle t1_iyakcop wrote
We know that's not your Johnson.
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mysickname t1_iyapy8h wrote
Your centimeter scale is broken
tdxkid t1_iyatcm5 wrote
The real question is, is it 7, or 53?
hippychemist t1_iyav1y5 wrote
Girthy too
I_am_Guy_Incognito t1_iyaxp6n wrote
$1 says the OP grew up in the 90’s.
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pity_party_65 t1_iyb1hr8 wrote
That’s pretty thick too
DLiltsadwj t1_iyb2kac wrote
And the first twelve inches are as straight as a ruler.
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combustabill t1_iybhc0h wrote
Long long man
usrdef t1_iybuxz1 wrote
Oh my god... it looks like a HUUUGE....
Rosegoldshine2022 t1_iybx1dq wrote
try again. not funny. oh wait...not funny... try something else.
Normal-Background-74 t1_iyao91k wrote
why is this funny?
NefariouslyHot666 t1_iyai590 wrote
Oh long johnson