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Mast3rOfBanana t1_iycquo2 wrote
They thought right.
Cullomptingalong OP t1_iycrmvi wrote
I’m sure you have. The main weird thing about this is that someone thought Crapper Claus was a good subject for a stamp.
Blunttack t1_iycsbez wrote
lol, anyone sitting on anything is them pooping? Nice. Not sure if we’re all aware, but the lore is Santa goes down chimney… if we can pretend that’s a real thing somehow, not sure we get from that to now he’s pooping. Is there a different way to enter a chimney? Like next year just make the stamp two feet sticking out? LOL.
its_crayg_not_creg t1_iyctfvm wrote
what are... stamps?
CompetitionAncient36 t1_iyctmc4 wrote
Thanks I hate it
SensitiveAd5962 t1_iycv3mf wrote
Nothing says "fuck you" like a north pole sunroof.
redmambo_no6 t1_iycwgzy wrote
Whatever you do, don’t burn it.
Twerkstorm t1_iyczfon wrote
It’s just a Chicago sunroof. What’s the big deal?
blinky909909 t1_iyd2var wrote
nobody thought this was a good idea for a stamp. also the jokes on him, he's just shitting his pants
momsniceplates t1_iyd47hj wrote
Yeah I thought he just looked sad
Phillip_Graves t1_iyd8fb4 wrote
"Guess I'll just shit down this hole!"
Then he knocks on their door to ask
"TP... can I borrow a roll......?"
HighFlyer42000 t1_iydd99a wrote
There's Dasher and Prancer and Rudolph and Vixen. Santa's sitting on the chimney over there shittin.
GiantRiverSquid t1_iyds0kr wrote
"someone's been naughty and I'm all out of coal"
That's the joke.
The reason the joke is necessarily funny, is that we are supposed to assume Santa said it, since Santa typically brings coal to naughty children. But the image is not of Santa going down the chimney to hand deliver a coal substitute. His cheeks are squarely over the chimney hole, implying he has no intention of going down the hole himself, as Santa is no fool and knows the best way to avoid burning alive is by landing feet first. So what is he bringing instead of coal and how is it getting there? Well, again, Santa had his cheeks pressed against that smoke stack, ready to flick his trousers down and add a brownie next to the glass of milk.
I like your passionate defense of those passive sitters accused of being shitters though.
Mast3rOfBanana t1_iydtz8d wrote
TheHumanPickleRick t1_iydw69r wrote
What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.
Blunttack t1_iydxvun wrote
Aha, now I get it. Thank you, I guess. Poop jokes just aren’t my thing.
EternalExpanse t1_iydzuwi wrote
Maybe it's one of those pants with a flap on the backside? I mean, Santa is damn busy that one night a year, so I'd guess he would jump on anything that can save him even a tiny bit of time.
GiantRiverSquid t1_iye3kx5 wrote
Poop is funny
IdlyCurious t1_iye8kxt wrote
> What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.
He's a Sim.
saraphilipp t1_iyeetmk wrote
Currency for letters.
Distinct_Distance137 t1_iyeezgz wrote
I heard it's what they give to homeless people so they can eat.
Cthuluslovechild t1_iyeoku4 wrote
He can deliver billions of toys around the world in one fucking night, so yeah, he can definitely shit through his magic pants
LieImpressive7518 t1_iyepdcq wrote
Where’s the chimney pot 😳
Im-Currently-Working t1_iyf5jmd wrote
My dad used to work at an industrial painting plant. The guys there would always post a drawing on the bulletin board of santa sitting on the chimney like this with his pants down and the caption: Your Christmas bonus is on the way!
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