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ATXMark7012 t1_iycpnmg wrote

It's not a criminal, clearly it was framed.

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Cyanopicacooki t1_iycpuq9 wrote

I was going to say, OP is a stoolie, trying to finger an innocent person.

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baldieman t1_iycqh0x wrote

A fish finger to boot.

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Irishpanda1971 t1_iydmn6m wrote

Don't put fish finger there, that's not where it goes. At least use some custard if you're gonna put it there.

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LaszloKravensworth t1_iyde0jm wrote

Sounds like OP is the criminal for fingering the framed

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genaugenaugenau t1_iydl6ql wrote

I’ve spent 3 minutes trying to work the appropriate Bob’s Burger reference in response. Can we just pretend I did successfully and call it a day?

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LaszloKravensworth t1_iydubyq wrote

Just the fact that you appreciate Bob Belcher enough to try and emulate him absolves you. Go with grace, my child.

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GStapes t1_iycv63c wrote

He didn’t kill his wife! It was the one-armed man!

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OldBob10 t1_iyepw00 wrote

I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, “Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”.

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Joran_Dax t1_iyd6poj wrote

He was in too deep with the Mafishoso and now he's swimming with the humans.

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hebbeb123 t1_iyctlbn wrote

While it says it’s framed, it is clearly lying!

It is packaged, not framed.

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geogeezer t1_iyd0iqa wrote

The frozen fish aisle is full of innocent fish

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trro16p t1_iydhtwv wrote

That's right!

The Trout did it! He did it for the Halibut!

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jordantask t1_iydvbll wrote

It also doesn’t say anything about being convicted.

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OldBob10 t1_iyerlxw wrote

Twenty-seven indictments, no convictions. 😁

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