Submitted by sardwondersoup t3_z6obib in funny
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sardwondersoup OP t1_iy2p7nl wrote
Im gonna blow your mind and tell you it's meant to be a seal, not a polar bear.
Orion-AK t1_iy2r5fe wrote
But..it’s got...hooves?... holding his...oh.
asp7 t1_iy2zczf wrote
not a life ring either.
Ok-Table-3774 t1_iy4ssvx wrote
Not a bear or a seal. Sea lion (it has visible ears). I got my zoology degree just so I could come here and make this comment!
AfterAardvark3085 t1_iy6q367 wrote
So it's not a phoque then... just an otarie.
MsChateau t1_iy3qws3 wrote
But. But seals don't have external ears. Or external....nevermind.
Ok-Table-3774 t1_iy4t27t wrote
Because it's a sea lion....or I guess it could be a fur seal as they have external ears.
Mkzo242 t1_iy6n9xt wrote
No fucking way mind exploded
ratemydick69 t1_iy31e73 wrote
So... this "seal" is using this "life ring" as a glory hole of some kind?
I don't see it
Helian7 t1_iy2sfuu wrote
Gentleman Bear.
mrprincepercy t1_iy2hp69 wrote
If it's not supposed to be a penis, what is it?
FurredFalcon t1_iy2iqa5 wrote
I think it's the axle of a surf life saving reel.
SteakGetter t1_iy6n7id wrote
This is totally it. You can see the little rope strung out on the bottom left.
Hillbillyblues t1_iy3648o wrote
To me it looks like a Secchi disk. Why a seal would be humping it is beyond me,
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gfyans t1_iy37j04 wrote
I think it is supposed to be a penis. Clifton Beach SLSC out here ngaf
Bored_Mars t1_iy2k5vl wrote
That whole thing is funny but in the same respect strange. u/FurredFalcon mentioned Surf Life Saving real for what is in front of the polar bear and that kind of makes sense, but what is that random line going under the polar bears paw on the left side of the photo a rope maybe, why do the paws just end at the Saving real frame, there are other problems with the sign manufacturer but that is just nit picking and this is supposed to be funny.
kernpanic t1_iy2splc wrote
It’s not a polar bear, it’s a seal. Well, it’s meant to be.
Bored_Mars t1_iy2v17v wrote
That makes a lot of sense, I was thinking this might be up north and they do the polar bear plunge. I think the ears threw me off.
STO_Firkins t1_iy2frvw wrote
Thought that was a Klan hood at first.
Informal-Spell-2019 t1_iy3bxd3 wrote
See nothing wrong with this. If a polar bear wishes to pleasure themselves in public they should #bearurgesmatter
Just4FunAvenger t1_iy3u5pp wrote
Someone dropped the balls on that one.
Dicky_Penisburg t1_iy2h17m wrote
Like a hot dog down a hallway.
LetOutrageous9789 t1_iy2q92v wrote
Oh that's why they blurred out da picture
InstructionNo8818 t1_iy2tbu3 wrote
Nice dick bro
epi_glowworm t1_iy2xir2 wrote
I'd let that seductive polar bear save me.
Torpedo994 t1_iy41kvp wrote
r/HoldUp r/cursedcomments
sundialgrowers1 t1_iy30y9j wrote
Does the SLSC stand for Seal's Life Saving Cock?
dontcalmdown t1_iy3766y wrote
“Save me harder, daddy!”
textbookrevolution t1_iy3eoo3 wrote
Can’t tell if they did this intentionally or not.
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PhilosopherArtistic9 t1_iy2q7np wrote
I see they’ve watched “the farm”.
SecretlyaPolarBear t1_iy2ua4y wrote
of all the moments they would choose to immortalize
TraderJulz t1_iy2ukwr wrote
What kind of club?
duhvorced t1_iy32si6 wrote
It’s an Australian thing. (And someone from AUS should correct me if I have this wrong.)
Where beach cities in the US employ lifeguards, in AUS they have life saving “clubs”. Same basic role - to patrol the beach, rescue swimmers in distress - but they’re more social, more strongly identified with by the community. They also have competitions between clubs, so there’s more of a sporting element to it, kind of like lower-tier football (soccer) teams in England.
And yes, this is an American using an analogy to British sports to explain an Australian concept, so you’re right to be skeptical. 😜
Wibbles20 t1_iy33bfa wrote
That's the general gist, other than there is some paid lifeguards.
Life saving clubs can also refer to the clubhouse, where there is often some kind of restaurant and bar open to the public
TraderJulz t1_iy7fqyp wrote
Very interesting. Thank you for your explanation. I was so confused just reading the title. Never heard anything like that before😅
Gnace1er t1_iy2x6bh wrote
OK the guy who made the design knew what he was doing...
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FjordExplorher t1_iy3n2ce wrote
r/theyknew
aleannegrant t1_iy3wtoh wrote
is that what you guys call a c....ck ring?
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planchetflaw t1_iy3zvtq wrote
Naughty seal
Yugiboomer t1_iy4157c wrote
It reminds me of the old masturbating bear skit on Conan O'Brian
jkonreddit t1_iy4e3x9 wrote
Reminds me of trumps toilet paper incident. No one around said “hm kinda looks like a dick”
guacopower t1_iy4hirn wrote
That bear is packing
gaberax t1_iy4j5ih wrote
How did that get approved?
Crazy_Fly3004 t1_iy4t0gw wrote
That polar bear though... moan
xXWickedSmatXx t1_iy53n5d wrote
Looks like a klan hood from a distance and up close it is a polar bear pleasuring a life ring. Horrendous
Lost-Lie-1013 t1_iy5el7z wrote
oh my god
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AprilB916 t1_iy6cloq wrote
His "O" face is hilarious!
Necessary_Essay2661 t1_iy2iimw wrote
You in the weird part of antarctica and this mf comes out from behind a glacier, wyd?
01kickassius10 t1_iy2oxjb wrote
Ask him why he’s at the South Pole
moodpecker t1_iy2gstc wrote
It's not just the appearance of the life ring, it's also the expression on the bear's face