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There is no way that isn't a penis. Like how could they market it as anything else?

It's an coc

Hmm i Must have confused this.. I drank eight glass of wine a day..

Sweet I’ll def be saying “Eat from a bowl of dick” from now on instead of “Eat a bowl of dicks”

I think it was an AI generated ad, but I don't know anymore.

And where can I purchase this fine piece of serving tray, it would make a funny Christmas present :D

As a water drinker, I wanna know about the article above. Am I gonna die?

My friend bought one of those and has used it a total of 0 times

Should've put the cheese at the tip

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I've heard these claims before. I haven't read that article but usually the assertion is that you don't need to drink that much water, but it certainly isn't harmful.

Right, that's okay coz I'm drinking like 2 litres a day (I dunno what the US measurements are but it's a least 8 quarts?) I dunno but I'm from Scotland and we have some sexi water.

where can I buy this - would be fun to have like two facing each other and wait for my straight relatives to figure it out at the dinner table lol

You're the second person to ask. It just popped up ( pun totes intended) in my newsfeed as an advertisement, but I didn't click on the link. Maybe just search dick charcuterie board?

You can get water drunk if you drink a lot in a short amount of time, but it's dangerous. Did it by accident once.

lol, I just think it is awesome and hilarious - from the states here so people are prudish ; got sent off to school in europe as a kid and like I don't know what people have against things it is like seriously we all originated this way - grow up people - and as for the kids it is nothing sexual to them like they won't understand it until they hit puberty and probably not until after and just find it funny

Tbh I done that when I was full of ecstasy (drugs) and, because I was feeling weird, the doctors told me I can "make sure I drink water but don't do too much".

I didn't because here I am encouraging kids. How the times have changed.

Remember kids, drugs make you feel totally amazing so don't try this absolutely brilliant thing! I mean it, don't feel like a million dollars or I'll be happy angry.

Could be a translation error, in my language the name for that part of the penis is called an acorn.

Here you go: Cockuterie

Probably someone who likes to the little dishes in the acorn. 👍

Yeah. That's a scary thing a lot of people don't realize. A lady died in my city when a radio show had a contest to drink a bunch of water quickly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

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Kind of like how soy is called soy milk, not "nut juice"

Unlikely. But if it comes from bottled water, you may be spending more than necessary.

I do buy bottled water but Scottish tap (faucet) water is good (I may be biased here)

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