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sarcastic-jack t1_ixvm649 wrote

Ah, fresh pastries which have been wrapped in plastic and sent via a truck to store every where around the USA.

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skrunchface40 t1_ixvo5qq wrote

I'll still fuck up them moon pies though.

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Phillip67549 t1_ixvt36p wrote

I'll take some fresh zingers please

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Over_Turn4414 t1_ixvtjav wrote

Just as fresh next year as the last year their were packaged and shipped from the factory.

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Third-Coast-Toffee t1_ixvvm5x wrote

They are the freshest pastries in that the owner just opened the box 2 weeks ago and shoved em in. They are still 2 weeks away from expiring so git down dare and grab some and gobble those bad boys down.

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CriusofCoH t1_ixvvojx wrote

I'll cop to enjoying a solid handful of those products, but I would never sully the word "pastry" by associating snack foods like those with delectables from a pastry shop.

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Tricyclic83 t1_ixw2dqq wrote

If you zoom in 200x it says “relatively”

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FTwo t1_ixw7yr2 wrote

Next you will tell me that isn't really "authentic cajun flavoring" either.

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NathoNismoR33 t1_ixwcgyl wrote

Being from Australia we don’t see many of your products , a lot of Candy as you call it but not much more .

I haven’t eaten a moon pie in years Michael Richards as in Kramer says the above line in Problem Child ha ha oh the memories

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bzmed t1_ixwkqlt wrote

In 100 years, still the freshest pastries

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nickyeyez t1_ixwly0e wrote

Must be a French bakery

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rchart1010 t1_ixwqhww wrote

I mean..the sign doesn't say when they were fresh.

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clickx3 t1_ixwu1ox wrote

That reminds me what happens when even these are too old to sell. I went to a friend's farm once and there was a small mountain of Hostess everything in the middle of a paddock. I asked what that was about and he said that he buys them by the ton when they expire and feeds them to the cattle. So even if you don't eat them, you may still be eating them.

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biffxmas t1_ixx0vbz wrote

Imagine them all being past shelf expiration dates.

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RIPSunnydale t1_ixx1szx wrote

ick, just looking at them I'm recalling the chemical aftertaste of these fresh pastries...

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audiofx330 t1_ixx3q43 wrote

And they'll be fresh for hundreds of years!

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Wuntoothrie t1_ixxaz17 wrote

I'm also imagining unfinished bathrooms and white Styrofoam cups stacked next to a pepsi soda fountain with nothing but coke and diet coke.

... and of course, boiled peanuts in zip lock bags ... spicy and regular.

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xzsazsa t1_ixxd5ty wrote

Just like moms kitchen

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StokedMTB t1_ixxi6lx wrote

It’s Florida. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

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thethunder92 t1_ixy1qgy wrote

Those pastries will be there long after the last people are gone

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drdisney t1_ixy93io wrote

This photo has Kissimmee written all over it.

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MapleNord t1_ixypuuq wrote

I got my eye on that fresh MEGA MUFFIN!

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