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Shillforbigusername t1_iy8hc05 wrote

“Please notice me.” -that guy, before he leaves his house every morning

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LewisEFurr t1_iy8l69g wrote

there is a 100% chance there's a dried out condom in his wallet "just in case" right next to a novelty card that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector".

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dheffe01 t1_iy8c7mr wrote

Don't forget the hat "Big Cock Cattle Co"

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jamzrk t1_iy8jy45 wrote

They have a negative ass. Their asshole is a blackhole that ate the glutes, hip bones and everything else. That belt is tied to nothing.

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evolving_I t1_iy98x83 wrote

A negative ass people felt compelled to sign?

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biguyinGA t1_iyal6sr wrote

it's called noassatol, and it's a real genetic disorder that has been in my family for generations....unfortunately there is no cure

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elijahswood t1_iyb5hzg wrote

Be kind to us assless afflicted. We do not choose this plight.

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lotsanoodles t1_iyc8fqq wrote

You're right! He has no ass. He looks like a cardboard cutout from the belt down.

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Middleofthemaul t1_iy8h1xc wrote

How do I announce to everyone I meet that I am a total idiot…. I GOT IT!!

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doodoobverbuter t1_iy98uul wrote

The shirt is whatever. I’m more fascinated with what seems to be a double sided penis horseshoe tattoo on his arm.

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DrakPhenious t1_iyax93e wrote

I noticed this as well. It seems to have spines and snake tongues

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Tacokenzo t1_iy8u6ll wrote

Type of person you want to thank for letting you know to avoid them at all costs without ever opening their mouth or….You want to knock out and leave the store.

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glonq t1_iy9akd4 wrote

I like it when people advertise the fact that they are trash, so I don't have to guess or find out the hard way.

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coleosis1414 t1_iy9h42p wrote

He’s going after a certain kind of girl. I’m sure he finds them, too.

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glonq t1_iy9ipt0 wrote

Yup, he finds them by looking for girls with a $20 hairstyle and $60 nails. Wearing a Kid Rock shirt and a sporting a tatto that says "if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best". Also somehow has two kids and three baby daddies.

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robcado t1_iyb1rde wrote

Someone never got attention from Dad

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Window_Watcher t1_iy9ofv6 wrote

This is amazing. It makes me think of all those engrish memes.

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friggintodd t1_iy9p155 wrote

To paraphrase a comedian, what's he trying to prove? That his mom didn't dress him?

"Steve, wear your 'I'll Cum' shirt, I washed it up for you last night"

"Aw mom, I don't want to..."

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Timballist0 t1_iyakkm1 wrote

My brother has a bunch of merch from that group: blankets, cocaine platters, rape test kits, etc.

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Violii t1_iybdd6q wrote

This guys a walking bumper sticker.

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gunsandcoffee9793 t1_iybtfl8 wrote

Everything looks brand new. Sharpie signatures and sayings on the still white wranglers. This looks like a Halloween costume making fun of the exact type of person the comments are roasting, lol.

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ItsJustAnOpinion_Man t1_iy92wgw wrote

I can't wait til everyone finally realizes not everyone should be accepted and hunting season opens back up.

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Coonanner t1_iy9do65 wrote

That looks like a pair of pants on a hanger were photoshopped onto the bottom of somebody

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DrakPhenious t1_iyaxu4u wrote

They are just that white, brand new maybe, but why are there then a crap ton of signatures all over them?

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Training_Ad_4790 t1_iy93yhu wrote

I like that the lady looks like she's subtly pointing at him like "you see this sh*t? Is anyone gonna do something"

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gdmfwtf19 t1_iy91cs5 wrote

I like it. I mean I would never wear it, because it’s not made by Gruntsyle

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