Today is not a good day.

Submitted by Fox-Possum-3429 t3_z6kdaf in funny

I'm at the hospital. Decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in over 30 yrs. It turned out to be a big mistake!

I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go! I couldn't take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop! It just kept going around and around in a circle.

Thank goodness the store manager came out and unplugged the machine.

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Ok_Actuator_5091 t1_iy1ujvv wrote

Can't take you anywhere huh?

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HeebieMcJeeberson t1_iy1ur40 wrote

Lassie: [whimpering]
Store Manager: What's wrong, girl?

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upvoatsforall t1_iy1xqs2 wrote

I don’t get it. Is there a merry go round in a store?

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Fox-Possum-3429 OP t1_iy1zbph wrote

Back in the 70s there were small merry go round type and single horses out the front of supermarkets etc

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