Signs you are a good uncle

Submitted by Waitingforlunch t3_z8hp7x in funny

  1. Your sibling calls you complaining that you fed their kid too much candy.

  2. The kids see you as playground equipment instead of as a person.

  3. The kids want to tell you a secret and they just whisper a random word, including possible spit.

  4. When you're babysitting, they don't realize they're being babysat.

  5. The kids take your phone and try to buy strange things on Amazon.

  6. You can go for 90 minutes without wanting to give them back to their parents.

  7. All your YouTube suggestions are nursery rhymes and kid videos.

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kungfoocraig t1_iybt603 wrote

You sound like a good uncle keep it up my dude

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Exact-Molasses2811 t1_iycc0b4 wrote

Hey! You just described being a Grandpa! Maybe add a couple more items about spoiling.

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Ostendenoare t1_iyd98iq wrote

Number 7 could be seen as a little iffy... /s

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fastfar t1_iye5o0g wrote

I would add: Taking your 12 yo niece for her first motorcycle rides after buying her head-to-toe motorcycle specific riding gear.

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Adamocity6464 t1_iyepzid wrote

Pffft… I’m taking my teenage nephews to hooters.

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