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don_Juan_oven t1_iudifn8 wrote

You got ghosts in your lawn. You should do cocaine about it.

Source: I worked for a landscaping company for a couple months.

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Butch2_0 t1_iuedvur wrote

TIL: a cocaine a day keeps the ghosts away.

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LegendOfParasiteMana t1_iuev9h3 wrote

Was that a John mulaney bit? Being a doctor in the 1500, something about ghosts in your blood.

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don_Juan_oven t1_iuf0aac wrote

I know it from a meme; not sure if it's a Mulaney, but I hope so! I always enjoy his material

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espeero t1_iuft864 wrote

I did landscaping in high school. No coke, but lots of pot.

I got moved to foreman at 16 because I was one of the only guys who didn't steal gas, showed up on time, and hadn't lost my license following multiple duis. The bar was pretty low.

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DisastrousOne3950 t1_iuer8sw wrote

Doing a marijuana would be better.

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wookiex84 t1_iueu9s1 wrote

I learned Bradley Nowell it has to be two marijuanas.

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eltasador t1_iufg7x5 wrote

Bradley says two in the morning and two at night also two in the afternoon.

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saraphilipp t1_iufznw4 wrote

Don't forget to smoke two joints before you smoke two joints and then you smoke two more. Two in time of peace and two in time of war.

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DisastrousOne3950 t1_iueuu4a wrote

Well, one at least.

My days of cocaining are way past. Though the odds of my nosy-assed employers checking my piss for cocaine are way outstripped by their desire to find marijuanas in it.

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Viperbunny t1_iufp9cv wrote

A whole marijuana?! Are you mad man?

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