Submitted by Dovahking13 t3_yfl627 in funny
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Dovahking13 OP t1_iu4stjt wrote
Ngl, I’m glad you thought so. Bitch.
_theLomax_ t1_iu5erx7 wrote
Welcome to the world of dating, bitch
StruggleOk7573 t1_iu53aw0 wrote
Awwww. Biiiiitch. :)
Warfiend138 t1_iu486jk wrote
the rare sighting of an actual funny post in r/funny, is this allowed, I’m not sure it is…well done OP
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu4sr5l wrote
You’re welcome. Bitch.
ZazofLegend t1_iu7czuj wrote
He wouldn't be the first person I fucked who stabbed me later, so...
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu8boxl wrote
Have you ever been stabbed while getting stabbed bitch?
ZazofLegend t1_iubl8hm wrote
What's the difference between been stabbed and getting stabbed?
koreanfertilityrate t1_iu7pkaa wrote
"Also fantastic at phone sex!"
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu8brlj wrote
Call (800) FOR-FRED bitch
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No-Abbreviations242 t1_iu4yy3v wrote
Why is OP calling everyone bitch. I’m missing something.
Open-Ad7287 t1_iu51k0o wrote
Its a staple of Freddy speech pattern across the nightmare on elm street films being referenced
No-Abbreviations242 t1_iu53zfp wrote
Thank you.
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu5c528 wrote
Well said bitch
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu5c7c6 wrote
You’re gonna be missing a few things bitch
workaccount1013 t1_iu5rara wrote
It's also a reference to a Rick and Morty character who is a parody of Freddy that literally ends every sentence in ", bitch."
Dovahking13 OP t1_iu6mcud wrote
It’s Scary Terry bitch
No-Abbreviations242 t1_iu5rjdb wrote
I need to start watching Rick and Morty.
_theLomax_ t1_iu41gyr wrote
Ngl this is funny 😄